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  1. 1. - Issue 7 2nd Edition <br />T ET<br />Guess Who?<br />+ FREE PRINTABLE UNOFFICIAL TET KYLIE BIBLE FOR EVERY READER! ALL ON PAGE 19!<br />
  2. 2. Contents<br />04<br />Kylie Special<br />An 8 page special on the Queen of pop! <br />13<br />Cheryl Cole Interview<br />Cheryl chats to us about snoggingSyco!<br />20<br />I Know Best<br />A humorous insight into her holiday!<br />21<br />Motoring<br />All about monster trucking!<br />23<br />Comic Strips<br />A page of Andy Capp & Garfield!<br />GENERATION WRINKLE<br />I Know Best<br />CONNOR MCGLYNN<br />Cooking<br />EMILY MILROY<br />Puzzles<br />STEPHEN FARR<br />Editor, Design, Music, Television, Soaps, Film Reviews, Special Features, Interviews & Technology<br />JESSICA KELLY<br />Fashion, Body & Soul<br />SAM CROSS<br />Comic Strips<br />FULL CREDITS ON P 34<br />28<br />04<br />PHOTOGRAPH CREDITS<br />All images public domain or legally supplied with us.<br />Kylie Image used with permission from Celebrity Pro<br />Chris Brown image used with permission from Wikimedia<br />13<br />20<br />
  3. 3. Generation Wrinkle’s Hilarious Column<br />‘I Know Best’!<br />“I Was Woken Up By My Husband Yelling Het! Het! There’s A Rabbit Eating Me!”<br />Read ‘I Know Best’ by Generation Wrinkle now on page 20! Plus Some Candid Holiday Snaps! <br />
  4. 4. Te image above is in the public domain and is used with permission from DeviantArt:<br />
  5. 5. EXAMINING KYLIE <br />Stephen Farr<br />Kylie Minogue is an extraordinary woman. She’s beaten breast cancer, made shrewd business investments and even when her career has looked to be in the decline, she always comes back with a bang.<br />Then, it is no surprise that the word ‘Kylie’ means ‘Boomerang’ in aborigine Australian, she always bounces back, no matter what life throws at her.<br />On the verge of releasing her 11th studio album, Aphrodite, we take a look at the one and only Kylie!<br />Television Early Years<br />Kylie hasn’t always been a Pop Queen, in the 70’s, Dannii Minogue, her younger sister, was Australia’s Sweetheart, appearing regularly on the hip show, Young Talent Time. <br />Kylie and Dannii both auditioned for the same role as a dutch girl in the WWII soap The Sullivans. It came as a surprise for Kylie to win the role. More minor opportunities arose, but none as big as the biggest soap in the UK and Australia, Neighbours, in 1986!<br />When her character, Charlene Mitchell wed, over 22 million viewers in the UK tuned in to watch the soap wedding of the decade. A star was well and truly born.<br />The Neighbours cast were asked to do a charity benifit at a Sydney football stadium, so the Neighbours band went along. When the audience demanded an encore, Kylie suggested they do The Locomotion, a track by Little Eva from 1962. The audience loved it and so she recorded it.<br />The Singing Career<br />The Locomotion was only released in Australia and became the highest selling single of the decade!<br />Due to the overwhelming public demand, Kylie released a worldwide single, I Should Be So Lucky. Day by day, each territory was turning no.1 and became the highest selling single of the year in the UK, despite debuting at no.96, and then leaping to no.1 for 7 weeks. Kylie became the only artist to have simultanious no.1’s in the UK and Oz.<br />Promo for new album Aphrodite!<br />Te image above is in the public domain and is used with permission from DeviantArt:<br />
  6. 6. EXAMINING KYLIE<br />Stephen Farr<br />Impossible Princess, Kylie left deConstruction for EMI. Spinning Around was released and charted at no.1, Kylie was back. The next album Fever was led with the massive Cant Get You Out Of My Head, making Kylie no.1 in no less than 40 territories and even charted in the top 10 in the US, success Kylie had craved. <br />Personal Life<br />Kylie has always bounced back, be it from the death of ex-lover Michael Hutchence, declining popularity, or losing her boyfriends. However on 17th May 2005, Kylie faced her biggest challenge yet.<br />Kylie Minogue announced that at the age of 36, she had been diagnosed with Breast Cancer. Kylie was forced to postpone her sold out Showgirl: The Greatest Hits world tour. <br />Kylie won a lot of support from her fans, and after a desperate plea, the paparazzi left her alone and gave her some privacy. During her illness Kylie wrote lyrics, a childrens book and worked on her new fragrance. In 2006 Kylie showed the world she was getting better when she appeared on stage with her sister Dannii at a rare club appearance.<br />Kylie was back.<br />Business Kylie<br />Kylie is also a very successful business woman, with fragrances, home wear, clothing collections, calendars, books and more all released under the Minogue name. Kylie also has controlling stakes in<br />Te image above is in the public domain and is used with permission from DeviantArt:<br />The debut album, Kylie is estimated to have sold over 12 million copies, going multi-platinum and no.1 all over the globe.<br />However in 1990, after 4 UK no.1’s, Kylie swapped her girl next door image for a more raunchy sexy one. Although Kylie was releasing better music, she tired of squeaky clean PWL and wanted more credibility as an artist. In 1992 she signed to hip dance label deConstruction, with her PWL greatest hits debuting at no.1.<br />In 1998, sales were in the decline despite rave reviews, so after only charting at no.10 in the UK with the album<br />
  7. 7. Te image above is in the public domain and is used with permission from DeviantArt:<br />
  8. 8. EXAMINING KYLIE<br />Stephen Farr<br />Companies such as Darenote and KayDeeBee, even when her career has been in the decline, her income has increased with a lot of her earnings in high profile investments and properties and millions earned from her Kylie Minogue Perfume's range, her Kylie at Home range and her Love Kylie Lingerie range to name a few.<br />Films & Acting<br />Kylie live on her 2009 North American tour.<br />Despite a successful career, Kylie herself admits that she has made some cringe worthy films. To name a few, Street Fighter, Bio dome, Hay Ride To Hell, The Delinquents. The list goes on.<br />However, Kylie has won respect in some films such as Moulin Rouge, Cut, Sample People and Blue. The less said about The Magic Roundabout, the better though!<br />Kylie is one of the only people in the industry who has the ability to laugh at their career. She laughs at some of her acting. Bring up The Locomotion and Kylie will break down laughing out of embarrassment. <br />Te image above is in the public domain and is used with permission from Wikimedia Commons:<br />The Showgirl Tour<br />Te image above is in the public domain and is used with permission from Wikimedia Commons:<br />
  9. 9. “<br />...‘Kylie’ means ‘Boomerang’ in aborigine Australian, she always bounces back...<br />”<br />
  10. 10. THE KYLIE TIMELINE<br />Stephen Farr<br />Kylie found early success in Aussie TV serials, but lived in Dannii’s shadow.<br />Teaming up with Jason Donavon, Kylie made the big time in Neighbours.<br />Kylie flew to London to work on a debut LP to follow up the hit no.1 Locomotion.<br />Pete Waterman & co wrote I Should Be So Lucky in 40 minutes – it was no.1 for 5 weeks!<br />The awards and accolades started flying in!<br />Under the influence of Michael, Kylie swapper her girl next door image for a sexy one.<br />When Kylie left PWL in 1992, she started experimenting with her music. It wasn’t a commercial success.<br />Kylie teamed up with Aussie rock star Nick Cave in 1995.<br />Pete Waterman criticised Kylie’s new indie style records.<br />Kylie found love with bad boy rocker Michael Hutchence.<br />
  11. 11. THE KYLIE TIMELINE<br />Stephen Farr<br />Kylie returned to the top spot in 2000 with Spinning Around, a return to her disco roots.<br />Kylie dumped her control freak boyfriend, model James Gooding.<br />Kylie launched her own lingerie firm, Love Kylie Lingerie.<br />While Kylie was dating French film star, Oliver Martinez, she was diagnosed with breast cancer.<br />Kylie treated the cancer with chemotherapy and will have her 5 year all clear in 2011.<br />Kylie has always had time for fans, as shown here at the Sexy Darling launch.<br />A film was made called White Diamond about Kylie’s return to stage after cancer,<br />An exhibition of her costumes travelled round the UK funded by the V&A museum.<br />Kylie won her third Brit award in 2007 for international female.<br />In 2010 Kylie became the only woman to have no.1 albums in 4 consecutive decades in the UK!<br />
  13. 13. 6/12/2010<br />Celebrity Interview<br />Stephen Farr<br />This issue singer, X Factor judge and all round poppet Cheryl Cole chats to us about Kylie, the media and her Girls Aloud band mates.<br />Being the nation's sweetheart, do you feel that the media focuses on you too much?I do feel that sometimes the media focus too much on me, but its not always a bad thing. I don't mind when their focusing on an aspect of my life that isn't too personal. When they are going into detail about very personal things for everybody to see it does affect me. But I try not to read too much into what is being written. I don't read newspapers or magazines, the only way I know what is being written is when my PR phones me and gives me a small briefing about anything that they think I should know is being published. I don't read anything good or anything bad about myself. That way I stay grounded and don't get ahead of myself.<br />Do you prefer performing solo or with Girls Aloud?I enjoy doing both really. It is sometimes a bit easier performing solo because it isn't as hectic when getting ready in the make-up rooms etc... When with Girls Aloud there's normally 5 of us pottering around a little room, when solo its just me in there. But I do miss the banter we have. Also, there is more pressure when your solo because if you make a mistake, its all on your shoulders, where as when your in the band, there's another 4 girls to back you up. So I can't really choose which I prefer.<br />Do you find yourself weaker during any song's because of personal reasons?I am a very emotional person anyway, and I do usually, really listen to songs and take in their lyrics and try to give them a meaning. Ellie Goulding's - Your Biggest Mistake... That has a personal meaning for obvious reasons.<br />“I Am A Very Emotional Person...”<br />
  14. 14. 6/12/2010<br />Celebrity Interview<br />Stephen Farr<br />What's a good night in for you?A good night in for me? I think that would have to be, snuggled up on the sofa in something comfy with a cup of tea, either some bisquits or a Curly Wurly, with my dogs, watching the soaps or a good light hearted film.<br />How do you like to relax?Erm, I relax by either having a night in with my either my family, or some of my close friends and have a good laugh and let our hair down, or having a night in snuggled up with my dogs.<br />“A Good Night In For Me?”<br />With Dannii Minogue, did you feel that Simon Cowell made the wrong decision by considering to axe her?I don't think Simon would do that really... Not permanently anyway. I think if he ever considered it, it would have only been for this year. However I can tell you Dannii has signed a contract which means she will join in the later stages of boot camp/judges houses stages. However I don't know the ins and outs of their contract because that’s strictly between Simon and Dannii. Simon knows what he is doing and knows Dannii is excellent on the show and he would receive lots of negative press and backlash if he would have axed her. She is a brilliant and important part of the show.<br />Do you think that fame has changed you in any way?Of course, fame has brought lots of positives money wise, but that is not why I do the job. I do my job because it is a passion of mine, I have always had a strong love for music whether it would be dancing or singing. So it has changed me by giving me the opportunity to have luxuries that I wouldn't have had before, however It hasn't changed me as a person at all. I am still just like anybody else when I'm at home.<br />Kylie or GaGa?Erm, that's a tough one because I think they both have different sounds and styles of music and I enjoy both of them. I think I would probably say I prefer GaGa's music but I have a lot of respect for the both of them.<br />
  15. 15. 6/12/2010<br />Celebrity Interview<br />Stephen Farr<br />Would you rather jet off on a promo tour, or stay in with a box of chocolate's?I would have to say jet off on a promo tour, because there is nothing like the buzz you get from things like that, tours etc is what your in the job for and you don't do things like that whenever you feel like it, where as you can run to your shop on an ordinary evening and grab a box of chocolate's. Definitely the promo tour.<br />Do you like Kylie Minogue?Of course I like Kylie Minogue, but I wouldn't say I know her on a personal level, but I admire the work she has done as do most women. She is an inspirational woman who has done a lot of hard work over the years. I have a lot of respect for Kylie.<br />Do you get together with the rest of Girls Aloud a lot?Yes, Nicola, Kimberley, Sarah and I get together regularly, occasionally have a couple of glasses of wine when we do, Nadine is out in LA working on her solo music so we haven't seen much of her lately but she is still very much part of the band and we can't wait until she has done her music so we can get back together<br />Would you rather snog or punch Simon Cowell?Erm, neither ha ha. I don't think it would be the wisest thing I'd ever have done if I was to punch him because I don't think I'd have my place on the X Factor for much longer if I did and he's a nice guy so I can't imagine punching him. I'd have to say snog, as long as it was very quick ha ha.<br />Cheryl’s debut album ‘3 Words’ is out now!<br />“Of Course I Like Kylie Minogue...”<br />
  16. 16. Celebrity World<br />James Whitefield<br />Chris Brown Break’s Down Live On Stage!<br />Chris Brown has reputedly broken down on stage during a tribute medley to Michael Jackson. CTV reports that Brown's face suddenly faded as he started singing Jackson's 'Man In The Mirror'. In a statement, Brown said: "Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired.“<br />Celebrity fans tweeted him support after the performance.<br />SuBo At The Village Fete!<br />Superstar Susan Boyle surprised fans when she turned up as the guest of honour at a local school fete.<br />The singer, who rose to fame during last years series of Britain’s Got Talent attended the event at her Scottish hometown of West Lothian according to the Daily Record.<br />Boyle was reportedly happy to sign autographs and pose for pictures, and later crowned the winner of the Gala Queen contest.A parent who attended the fete said: "Susan made the children's day. She's such a massive star now - we were all amazed she turned up."<br />The above image is in th public domain and is used with permission from Wikimedia Commons<br />
  17. 17. Music<br />Stephen Farr<br />Pressurised Fergie To Quit Band ‘Black Eyed Peas’?<br />Nick Cave Awarded Honorary Degree<br />Australian rock singer Nick Cave has been awarded an honorary degree from the University of Dundee for  being a "visionary maker of songs, stories, books, films and poetry".<br />Nick Cave, singer in group Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, best known for a 1995 duet with Kylie on Where The Wild Roses Grow said "Go out and fail spectacularly," later saying: "This is an absolute honour for me. My father was a teacher and my mother also worked in the school, so the family has a background in education.<br />Fergie has reportedly revealed her intentions to leave band Black Eyed Peas. An insider has said that tensions within the band have started a rift between Fergie and Will.I.Am. The source, who spoke to Radar Online said: "Fergie is saying she wants out of the band and the second half of the tour isn't confirmed for early next year. Things have gotten really bad with And it's not just Fergie who is clashing with him. So is the rest of the band. His ego is out of control. Fergie just wants to get away from the whole thing."<br />Reviews<br />Kylie – All The Lovers<br />JLS – The Club Is Alive<br />The dance world has changed a lot since Kylie last strutted her stuff in it. However, Kylie look’s set to change it again with her new soundtrack to the summer, All The Lovers. From the futuristic whoosh’s, to the electro beats, this is a sure fire no.1! Released 28th June CD & 7”. Available to download now. * * * * <br />Oh dear, opening with a line completely stolen from ‘The Hills Are Alive’ (although the rest of the album is the same), The Club Is Alive is the worst JLS track in all of creation. You can’t even sing along to it, and when you can’t sing along to it, well then.... Released 5th July CD & Download. *<br />
  18. 18. Music: Kylie Track By Track <br />Stephen Farr<br />Quite frankly you wouldhave to be dead to not know Kylie’s new album Aphrodite is out 5th July, we’ve heard it first and have a track by track review on it! Yay!!<br />Everything Is Beautiful<br />‘Beaut-iiiiiif-ulllll’ – A perfect intro to a beautiful track from the album. Probably the most ballad like track and definitely a favourite with infectious lyrics and a contagious beat! ****<br />Too Much<br />Aww, you feel like crying at the deep lyrics. It’ sad. You want to hug Kylie, despite not fitting in with the rest of the album, Too Much somehow works, and works well! ****<br />All The Lovers<br />A fantastic piece of dance, perhaps on par with Confide In Me, All The Lovers is both fast and slow paced and is a pure 100% Kylie song! ****<br />Get Outta My Way<br />Get Outta My Way is one of the albums stand out tracks and has already been confirmed as a single. In a word – Wow! With a futuristic beat, and pop Kylie back, this looks to be the anthem to carry us out of the summer and into autumn, definitely one of the best tracks on the album, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it! *****<br />Aphrodite<br />Aphrodite is probably written about Kylie’s return to grace, with lyrics such as ‘Can You Fit Me On Stereo?’ and ‘I Was Gone And Now I’m Back, It’s A Truth, It’s A Fact’. What a beautiful track, which fits in with this Kylie era perfectly. *****<br />Cupid Boy<br />Who could this be written about? Perhaps the most camp song on the album, Cupid Boy is the ‘OK, let’s hit the dance floor!’ track. It’s simplicity works. *****<br />Looking For An Angel<br />Perhaps a more mature version of ‘Under The Influence of Love’, Looking for an Angel is the perfect fit for the album, exposing the mature Kylie and showing her candid side, which is very rare for one of her songs. ****<br />Illusion<br />Illusion slows things down a bit, before sound effects reminiscing Fever. Kylie slows down a bit, barely singing, more speaking. Perhaps this would have worked better on the Fever album? ***<br />Put Your Hands Up<br />Perhaps some of the deepest lyrics on the album? Starting up sounding as a ballad, Put Your Hands Up surprises you in the chorus with a full on disco beat! This track is a slow grower, but again a fantastic piece of pop for the album! ****<br />Can’t Beat The Feeling<br />Completely different from the Coca-Cola jingle from the 90’s, Can’t Beat The Feeling is the perfect closing song for Kylie’s best album in 13 years. And I mean that, both about the album and the song! *****<br />TOTAL – 50/55 – RATING: A+<br />Better Than Today<br />Debuted live on Kylie’s North American tour, Better Than Today is fantastic track... but it sounds better live. Not much better though! I love it. It’s marvellous and more pure Kylie pop! Play it full blast out of your bedroom window to unleash it’s true potential!!! *****<br />Closer<br />With an intro worthy of Star Wars, Closer is the most futuristic tracks on the album, though sadly in my opinion the weakest track on the Aphrodite album. **<br />
  19. 19. KYLIE BIBLE<br />FREE FOR EVERY READER!<br />You can be the owner of our stunning 8 page ‘The TET Unofficial Kylie Bible’ !<br />All you need to do is download it, print to A4 Portrait and fold!<br />The 2 A4 pages both contain 4 of the ¼ size pages totalling the complete 8.<br />There are pictures, info and trivia about Miss Minogue and is the perfect addition to any collection, or for any new fans as well!<br />And don’t forget, Kylie’s brand new album ‘Aphrodite’ is out now!<br />Download Here:*<br /><br />*= Download is free and is thought to be virus free, however anything that happens to your computer subsequent to you downloading the document is your responsibility and TET will not be held responsible.<br />PLACE YOUR ADVERT HERE FROM AS LITTLE AS £5 - £20!FOR MORE DETAILS PLEASE EMAIL US NOW AT:SUTTONDISCOVERYMAGAZINE@GMAIL.COM<br />
  20. 20. Features: I Know Best<br />Generation Wrinkle<br />(cont.) do as much or as little as you wish. I swam (didn’t attempt the water chutes), played tennis (badly), joined in the softball and the table tennis.<br />I would have loved to attempt the tree trekking, but my husband banned this. It’s not a matter of age he said, what if you have a vertigo attack up there, you could fall. Dear thing!<br />I couldn’t see the problem since everyone is attached to a safety rope. But to rub salt into the wound, he actually video our 6 year old grandson completing the course. It’s just as well look’s can’t kill. (What goes around comes round though, as I woke to hear him yelling ‘Het! Het! There’s a rabbit eating me!’.)<br />One night we joined in the pub quiz which we were lucky enough to win, thanks >><br />Hello again, I hope you had a pleasant holiday break. I had a few days with our family at Whinfell Forest.<br />It offers a good variety of wildlife including a red squirrel colony. There is the usual rabbit population, various breeds of duck and numerous species of birds. I saw my first white backed woodpecker. How interesting. If you are lucky you might even catch sight of a badger. You texted us saying ‘ The Badgers Are On’<br />One evening a stoat caught my attention. It scuttled past the lodge and minutes later returned, carrying one of it’s young in it’s mouth, and disappeared into the undergrowth. It repeated this journey seven times. Obviously something threatened it’s family and it was ‘moving house’! It is the kind of holiday where you can >><br />(cont.) mainly to the twenty ‘name the picture’ questions, which brings me to a little teaser I saw recently for you texters out there. I’m sure you’ll have no problem working it out.<br />YY UR YY UB ICUR YY 4 ME<br />I’ll sign off now as the England/Germany match is due on soon. I live in hope. Take care. I would get rid of that hope if I were you, Generation Wrinkle!<br />I Know Best has undergone a change or format. Writing written in BOLD ITALICS are written by Generation Wrinkle’s Grandson.<br />Generation Wrinkle’s new blog is now online at the TET website at<br />
  21. 21. Motoring<br />Kyle Grounds<br />Are You Ready For Monster Jam?<br />Grave Digger was originally conceived in 1981 by Dennis Anderson as a mud bogger. This first truck was a red 1952 Ford pickup truck, which was later converted to a silver and blue 1951 Ford Panel Truck. The truck received its name when Anderson, amicably trash talking with his fellow racers, said the now famous line, "I'll take this old junk and dig you a grave with it", a reference to the age of his old pickup in comparison to their relatively modern trucks. Anderson gained a reputation for an all-or-nothing driving style and quickly became popular at local events. At one show, a scheduled monster truck failed to show up and Anderson, who already had large tractor tires on the truck, offered to crush cars in the absence of the full-size <br />monster. The promoter accepted and Grave Digger was an instant success as a car<br /> crusher and led Anderson to leave mud bogging and <br />pursue monster trucks instead.<br />With a points championship now in place, Anderson moved to Grave Digger 2 in 1989, <br />with a new 1950 Chevy panel van body. It was during this time that the reputation for <br />wild passes was developed, and the popularity <br />of the truck increased. TNT recognised his rising popularity and began promoting <br />Grave Digger heavily, especially for races on the<br /> Tuff Trax syndicated television series. This was helped by Bigfoot not racing for points <br />in the 1989 championship, leaving Grave Digger as the most popular truck on the tour.<br />In late 1998, Anderson sold the Grave Digger team to Clear Channel Motor Sports<br /> (now Feld Entertainment Motor Sports). Anderson continues to drive and still is the<br /> most visible member of the team. <br />Statistics<br />Size An average Monster truck weighs about 10,000 to 12,000 pounds (4,500 to 5,400 kg). They are usually 11 ft (3.4 m) tall and 12 ft (3.7 m) wide.Speed Monster trucks were built for short bursts of speed and power. Engines average 2,000 horsepower (1,500 kW) that can be used for jumps and quick manoeuvring.Engines alone cost around $35,000. Engines are regulated at 575 cubic inches and use 2 to 2.5 gallons of methanol per run.Tires are 66 inches (1,700 mm) tall and 43 inches (1,100 mm) wide and cost an average of $1,800 per tire.Shocks kits contain spring and shocks and can run around $1,500 to $2,000 each. <br />
  22. 22. 6/12/2010<br />Features: Hitting Flat<br />Stephen Farr<br />Note To James Corden: Go Away<br />The Real Life Andy & Flo<br />Okay James. You have a comedy, A TV show, A sketch show and a terrible cash in charity single.<br />As I was visiting my Grandmother, as you do, my thoughts turned to how much she reminds me of Flo, the long suffering wife to Andy Capp.<br />This may be partly due to her toiling with dangerous chemicals in a bid to clean her flag stones while her husband was curled up on the sofa watching the football, a beer in one hand and a betting slip in the other.<br />When alerted of the perils his wife was facing he rushed out, not to help her, but to get himself a nice snack.<br />Do you know of an Andy an Flo? If you do, then hit him!<br />So just let me tell you something. You can’t sing or rap. You aren’t funny on anything except Gavin and Stacey. The funny parts on Gavin and Stacey clearly weren’t written by you and you can’t present things such as World Cup Live or the Glamour awards and you ruined the Doctor Who episode with your awful acting!<br />My Blog<br />Disappointed With Top Gear<br />Check out the TET blog at or access it via the TET site. It features news, celebs, music, weekly updates from me and Generation Wrinkle & more!<br />You can’t argue with the fact that Top Gear isn’t as good as it used to be. Take the opening episode from this series and there are 15 minutes of Jeremy driving around the streets of Sheffield in a Reliant Robin, continually crashing it. If the 3 chaps can’t be bothered, give the slot to something half decent.<br />ALL IMAGES FROM WWW.PICAPP.COM<br />
  23. 23. The Lifestyle Spread<br />Victoria Bundock, Connor McGlynn, Katie Taylor, Emma Connolly, Sam Cross<br />Comics<br />
  24. 24. The Lifestyle Spread<br />Victoria Bundock, Connor McGlynn, Katie Taylor, Emma Connolly, Sam Cross<br />Cooking with Connor<br />Delicious Blueberry Pancakes<br />Ingredients<br /><ul><li>250g plain flour
  25. 25. 1/2 tsp salt
  26. 26. 3 tbsp sugar
  27. 27. 2 tsp baking powder
  28. 28. 250ml milk
  29. 29. 2 eggs, beaten
  30. 30. 50g butter, melted, plus an extra small knob for the pan
  31. 31. 100g blueberries
  32. 32. 80ml maple syrup
  33. 33. 25g butter</li></ul>Method<br />1. Heat the oven to 110C/gas 1/4, and place 4 plates in to warm. 2. Sift the flour, salt, sugar and baking powder into a mixing bowl. 3. In a jug, combine the milk, eggs, and melted butter. Pour the liquid into the dry ingredients and whisk together, without worrying too much about any remaining lumps. Tip in the blueberries and stir a little more. 4. Heat a cast-iron frying pan or griddle over a moderate flame. Add a small knob of butter and melt. Ladle in enough batter to make an 18cm round. Repeat the process until all the batter is used up. 5. When bubbles appear on the top, take a peek to check if the underside is golden. When it is, flip over and cook until golden on both sides. 6. Keep the pancakes warm, on top of the plates in the oven while you finish making the whole batch. 7. Warm the maple syrup and butter in a small saucepan, or in the microwave oven. Arrange the pancakes on the 4 warm plates, pour over the buttery syrup and serve.<br />“A Delicious Treat For All The Family!”<br />
  34. 34. The Lifestyle Spread<br />Victoria Bundock, Connor McGlynn, Katie Taylor, Emma Connolly, Sam Cross<br />Arts & Craft<br />Place Your Advert Here!<br />For More Details:<br /><br />Masquerade Mask Making Activity<br />Hello and welcome to this month’s Arts and Crafts!<br />To make a Masquerade mask you will need...<br /><ul><li>Card
  35. 35. Elastic
  36. 36. Colours
  37. 37. Glitter
  38. 38. Feathers
  39. 39. Glue
  40. 40. Scissors</li></ul>So onto making it...<br /> Take a piece of card and draw an outline of the mask at a suitable size. Cut it out.<br /> Puncture one hole in the middle of the left hand side and another one opposite right.<br /> Thread the elastic through the holes and tie off, make sure that it isn’t too light, or too loose! <br /> Draw eye holes on the mask and cut out by puncturing a hole in them and cutting them out with scissors.<br /> Colour the mask in, so that it is colourful.<br /> Apply glue and sprinkle glitter on, be careful not to make a mess!<br /> Add a colourful craft feather or 2, and leave to dry.<br /> Your mask is ready!!<br />Agony Kate<br />Submit your Agony Kate letters now using the submissions page at, or email them too Kate at .<br />Can you please give me some study tips?<br />xLolix<br />Well make sure that you take plenty of fluids. Make sure that you relax and study hard, use proper stationary and if you are in an exam make sure that you have a drink.<br />How fast should I take my relationship?<br />Tim<br />I would take it s a regular relationship because age is just a number and there is no massive age gap.<br />
  42. 42. Film Reviews<br />Stephen Farr<br />Killers<br />Rating: 12A Starring: Katherine Heigel & Aston Kutcher<br />If You Liked... Target, Mr & Mrs Smith, The Spies... You’ll Like This!<br />Spencer is a contract killer. He falls in love with Jen in Nice. Fast forward 3 years and they live together, however when Jen suspects him of cheating, she arrives home early to find him attacking an intruder, He tells her to get his gun. Jen is shocked, not knowing Spencer had a gun. When they interrogate the intruder, it is revealed that there is a $20 million bounty on his head. They go to try and find Spencer’s old boss, <br />But he has already been killed! However, to cut a long story short, Jen is pregnant and it was her father, an ex-contract killer (who Spencer had tried to kill in Nice) who put the bounty on Spencer’s head. What a nice film, perfect to unwind with. Thrilling and romantic, it doesn’t get much better than this!<br />
  43. 43. Fashion, Body & Soul<br />Jessica Kelly<br />The Fashion Video<br />The Next Sale!<br />Oh My God!! The sale at Next is on now! Now! Now! NOW! Be sure not to miss it, you could really bag a bargain with some of their fantastic clothes and accessories!<br />Best Dressed Celebs<br />Kylie Minogue<br />Macy Gray<br />Katy Perry<br />Holly Willoughby<br />
  44. 44. Television<br />Stephen Farr<br />Spoil Sport BBC Bans Top Gear Barbeque!<br />ITV Confirms Heartbeat Cancellation!<br />Jeremy Clarkson has said that spoil sport BBC bosses didn’t let him cook any food for 15 celebrity guests at a barbeque for health and safety reasons.<br />Talking about the scenes aired on Sunday 27th June, Clarkson said "I was in the middle of offering everyone a sausage when we got a call saying as we hadn't been trained properly, we weren't allowed to give the food we had cooked to any guests."It meant we had to eat it ourselves while our guests went hungry. We don't normally listen to rules - and of course we couldn't stop anyone stealing bits of food.“<br />Guest at the BBQ, Dragon’s Den Peter Jones also said; We couldn't eat any of the food. Clarkson thought it was hysterical - but they were really serious about it.“<br />Guests inluded Al Murray, Louis Spence and Peter Jones.<br />ITV bosses has confirmed that Heartbeat will be axed.<br />The Guardian reported that a final series of the show will be broadcast from next month. Heartbeat has been on the air for 18 years.A spokesperson said: "Heartbeat has been an important part of the television landscape over the last 18 years and we are incredibly proud of what it achieved in its heyday as one of ITV1's top rated dramas. But we are overhauling our schedule to reflect the changing demands of our audience, refreshing the mix of programming we commission and broadcast."We will continue to maintain our significant investment in the genre, the biggest of any commercial broadcaster, but ITV1's future focus will be on new and varied drama commissions."The news will come to a blow to TV fans as ITV has also axed a number of top shows including long running The Bill!<br />
  45. 45. Soaps<br />Stephen Farr<br />EE Sam Back Preggers?<br />Donna is frustrated when she can’t prove anything between Naomi and the pictures, however when another mysterious package turns up containing pictures of Donna,Rebecca insists they call the police, but Constable Page says that they are unable to do anything. Meanwhile, Lucas invites Michael to BC.<br />Sam Mitchell might return to EastEnders pregnant in Autumn. She is allegedly going to claim the father to be Ricky Butcher, but it could also be Jack Branning! Her arrival is also set to coincide with Peggy Mitchell’s departure, rumoured to be killed in The Vic fire.<br />Concerns Over Neighbours Future<br />Peggy invites everybody to The Vic for a goodbye dinner to Ben. However, when he sports a new haircut, everybody begins to laugh at him. And elsewhere, psycho Lucas murders his wife Denise and Patrick pays his respects at the canal where she was killed.<br />Aussie Network 10 bosses have said that work needs to be done on the soapie Neighbours, but confirmed the show wouldn’t be axed as they need Australian drama to keep their broadcasting licence, and also the budget for the series is mainly from the 50 different international broadcasters the show is aired on.<br />Changes could mean the soap moves from Network 10 to one of their popular digital channels.<br />Lloyd is horrified to learn that Cheryl’s husband Chris has hit her, and it’s not the first time. He is even more shocked when Cheryl demands he take her home as Chris is due back soon. Deirdre and Lewis make a connection, but son Peter isn’t happy when he see’s them snogging on the Bookies CCTV!<br />
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  48. 48. Technology and Gaming<br />Thomas Kelsall, Stephen Farr and Adam Whitter<br />What’s Wrong With The iPhone 4?<br />Shortly after iPhone 4 was delivered to customers, there were reports that signal strength of the phone was badly affected by holding the phone in the wrong way. In response, Apple issued a statement advising that customers should "avoid gripping it in the lower left corner" when making or receiving a call. The problem can also be addressed by adding a case, cover or bumper to the phone. Some users also reported discoloration of the screen, which has been attributed to the glass lamination glue that was used. <br />It did not have time to dry fully before the phone reached people, heavily blamed to the public demand<br />On June 24, Apple issued a statement that white models, but not black models, "have proven more challenging to manufacture than expected", and pushed the release date back to "the second half of July". Right....<br />Game Reviews: Halo Reach<br />Halo Reach is the upcoming new Halo game. Unlike the other Halo games, Master Chief is not the main character. You play as Noble 6 (name unknown) in Noble Team on reach it is known why you are on reach, but you still fight the covenant, however this time there’d a new enemy – the Skirmishers, a race of the Jackals. Skirmishers are a front line enemy, unlike the snipers. There are five other members of your team. Cater – The leader, Kat – Second in command, Jorge – The machine gunner, Emile – Shot guns and explosives and then there is Jun who is the sniper.<br />As well as new weapons, there are also new armour abilities that can give you a real help in multiplayer eg: armour lock that can make you invincible to a tank.<br />
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