SlideShare a Scribd company logo
1 of 29
Download to read offline
I’m ignorant, naive, and poor... !
   and that’s what makes me !
  one awesome entrepreneur!

                Jessica Mah!
          Teens in Tech - 1/31/09!
       jessicamah@jessicamah.com!
The awesome things that !
young people have:!
                   But you know what? These
     Ignorance!    things are precisely what make

 
                   you and I amazing
     Naivety !

                  entrepreneurs. 
     Arrogance!

 
                   for the next 15-20 minutes,
     No Commitments!

 

     Poverty!

 

       The uncanny ability to procrastinate!

 
we’ll systematically bust
these myths about being
teens in tech and
entrepreneurship.
(clone)!
           $$$!
           $$$!
srsly... high school is a waste of time!
Mom!   be doctor!!!!
except by doing so, we look like fools
-- we don't know realize that running
a company means managing money,
legalities, getting sued, and even
worse, annoying customers.
from a recent conversation...!




                            Me!!
all nighters? on homework? !

       what a joke.!
commitment is my middle name!
You go to networking events,
      and people say quot;so what do
      you do?quot; 

      [ act out typically networking
      scenario! ]


I call this “lowering expectations”!
my personal favorite :p!
04/2008!




...!



        uncalled for!
... but we don't want to fail,
even if we're allowed to. 

We want to be hotshots; top of
our peer group.
Since you and I are dirt poor, we
have no choice but to start
companies with absolutely no
money.
A for effort?!
All the best things that I did at Apple came from:!
      not having money !
(a)
(b) ...(other equally important points go here)...!




  Steve Wozniak!
 Co-founder, Apple!
wanna hack at!
  my place?!
(not actually my friend Dalga)!
life is awesome!




(not actually my friend Dalga)!
Once you start, thereʼs no going back
+!
          +!     Cheap House!        Beer!
Poor Student!


                The ideal, poor, young
      =!            entrepreneur!!
Being the lazy teenagers that we are, homework is
    out of the question -- we're absolute masters at
    procrastination!

    But fortunate for you, this can be used to your
    advantage. 

    [ story about how andy and i started on internshipin ]




i think it’s world of warcraft!
I beg to
differ.!
now go work on your startup kthnxbye!!




                  Jessica Mah!
            http://jessicamah.com!
         jessicamah@jessicamah.com!

More Related Content

Viewers also liked

Making Mobile the Default
Making Mobile the DefaultMaking Mobile the Default
Making Mobile the Defaultgvwebteam
 
SXSW 2013: How Twitter is Changing How We Watch TV
SXSW 2013: How Twitter is Changing How We Watch TVSXSW 2013: How Twitter is Changing How We Watch TV
SXSW 2013: How Twitter is Changing How We Watch TVJenn Deering Davis
 
All out in the Cloud - CloudEast 2012
All out in the Cloud - CloudEast 2012All out in the Cloud - CloudEast 2012
All out in the Cloud - CloudEast 2012Jan Jongboom
 
Something from Nothing: Simple Ways to Look Sharp When Time is Short
Something from Nothing: Simple Ways to Look Sharp When Time is ShortSomething from Nothing: Simple Ways to Look Sharp When Time is Short
Something from Nothing: Simple Ways to Look Sharp When Time is Shortkenwtw
 
LAST 2013 - Use games to innovate
LAST 2013 - Use games to innovateLAST 2013 - Use games to innovate
LAST 2013 - Use games to innovateantonrossouw
 
Combining Context with Signals in the IoT (longer version)
Combining Context with Signals in the IoT (longer version)Combining Context with Signals in the IoT (longer version)
Combining Context with Signals in the IoT (longer version)Andy Piper
 
Devnest 111115
Devnest 111115Devnest 111115
Devnest 111115Angus Fox
 
Wakanda#3
Wakanda#3Wakanda#3
Wakanda#3kmiyako
 
Using Sakai with Multiple Locales
Using Sakai with Multiple LocalesUsing Sakai with Multiple Locales
Using Sakai with Multiple Localesballsy333
 
Rapid Product Design in the Wild - Agile Iceland
Rapid Product Design in the Wild - Agile IcelandRapid Product Design in the Wild - Agile Iceland
Rapid Product Design in the Wild - Agile IcelandMichele Ide-Smith
 
Varnish in action phpuk11
Varnish in action phpuk11Varnish in action phpuk11
Varnish in action phpuk11Combell NV
 
With great power comes great (development) responsibility
With great power comes great (development) responsibilityWith great power comes great (development) responsibility
With great power comes great (development) responsibilitySally Lait
 
No money? No matter - Improve your website with next to no cash
No money? No matter - Improve your website with next to no cashNo money? No matter - Improve your website with next to no cash
No money? No matter - Improve your website with next to no cashIWMW
 
C# - Raise the bar with functional & immutable constructs (Dutch)
C# - Raise the bar with functional & immutable constructs (Dutch)C# - Raise the bar with functional & immutable constructs (Dutch)
C# - Raise the bar with functional & immutable constructs (Dutch)Rick Beerendonk
 
Help, we have no more time for testing! (gotoCon Berlin 2013)
Help, we have no more time for testing! (gotoCon Berlin 2013)Help, we have no more time for testing! (gotoCon Berlin 2013)
Help, we have no more time for testing! (gotoCon Berlin 2013)Dr. Alexander Schwartz
 
Conquering The Context Conundrum
Conquering The Context ConundrumConquering The Context Conundrum
Conquering The Context ConundrumDaniel Eizans
 
Enrique Allen, D Fund - Warm Gun Conference
Enrique Allen, D Fund - Warm Gun ConferenceEnrique Allen, D Fund - Warm Gun Conference
Enrique Allen, D Fund - Warm Gun Conference500 Startups
 
Marketing Your Tech Talent - OSCON 2014
Marketing Your Tech Talent - OSCON 2014Marketing Your Tech Talent - OSCON 2014
Marketing Your Tech Talent - OSCON 2014deirdrestraughan
 

Viewers also liked (19)

Making Mobile the Default
Making Mobile the DefaultMaking Mobile the Default
Making Mobile the Default
 
SXSW 2013: How Twitter is Changing How We Watch TV
SXSW 2013: How Twitter is Changing How We Watch TVSXSW 2013: How Twitter is Changing How We Watch TV
SXSW 2013: How Twitter is Changing How We Watch TV
 
All out in the Cloud - CloudEast 2012
All out in the Cloud - CloudEast 2012All out in the Cloud - CloudEast 2012
All out in the Cloud - CloudEast 2012
 
Something from Nothing: Simple Ways to Look Sharp When Time is Short
Something from Nothing: Simple Ways to Look Sharp When Time is ShortSomething from Nothing: Simple Ways to Look Sharp When Time is Short
Something from Nothing: Simple Ways to Look Sharp When Time is Short
 
LAST 2013 - Use games to innovate
LAST 2013 - Use games to innovateLAST 2013 - Use games to innovate
LAST 2013 - Use games to innovate
 
Combining Context with Signals in the IoT (longer version)
Combining Context with Signals in the IoT (longer version)Combining Context with Signals in the IoT (longer version)
Combining Context with Signals in the IoT (longer version)
 
Devnest 111115
Devnest 111115Devnest 111115
Devnest 111115
 
Wakanda#3
Wakanda#3Wakanda#3
Wakanda#3
 
Using Sakai with Multiple Locales
Using Sakai with Multiple LocalesUsing Sakai with Multiple Locales
Using Sakai with Multiple Locales
 
Rapid Product Design in the Wild - Agile Iceland
Rapid Product Design in the Wild - Agile IcelandRapid Product Design in the Wild - Agile Iceland
Rapid Product Design in the Wild - Agile Iceland
 
Varnish in action phpuk11
Varnish in action phpuk11Varnish in action phpuk11
Varnish in action phpuk11
 
With great power comes great (development) responsibility
With great power comes great (development) responsibilityWith great power comes great (development) responsibility
With great power comes great (development) responsibility
 
No money? No matter - Improve your website with next to no cash
No money? No matter - Improve your website with next to no cashNo money? No matter - Improve your website with next to no cash
No money? No matter - Improve your website with next to no cash
 
C# - Raise the bar with functional & immutable constructs (Dutch)
C# - Raise the bar with functional & immutable constructs (Dutch)C# - Raise the bar with functional & immutable constructs (Dutch)
C# - Raise the bar with functional & immutable constructs (Dutch)
 
Help, we have no more time for testing! (gotoCon Berlin 2013)
Help, we have no more time for testing! (gotoCon Berlin 2013)Help, we have no more time for testing! (gotoCon Berlin 2013)
Help, we have no more time for testing! (gotoCon Berlin 2013)
 
Conquering The Context Conundrum
Conquering The Context ConundrumConquering The Context Conundrum
Conquering The Context Conundrum
 
Enrique Allen, D Fund - Warm Gun Conference
Enrique Allen, D Fund - Warm Gun ConferenceEnrique Allen, D Fund - Warm Gun Conference
Enrique Allen, D Fund - Warm Gun Conference
 
Introducing Xapian
Introducing XapianIntroducing Xapian
Introducing Xapian
 
Marketing Your Tech Talent - OSCON 2014
Marketing Your Tech Talent - OSCON 2014Marketing Your Tech Talent - OSCON 2014
Marketing Your Tech Talent - OSCON 2014
 

Recently uploaded

How to write a Business Continuity Plan
How to write a Business Continuity PlanHow to write a Business Continuity Plan
How to write a Business Continuity PlanDatabarracks
 
Sample pptx for embedding into website for demo
Sample pptx for embedding into website for demoSample pptx for embedding into website for demo
Sample pptx for embedding into website for demoHarshalMandlekar2
 
DevEX - reference for building teams, processes, and platforms
DevEX - reference for building teams, processes, and platformsDevEX - reference for building teams, processes, and platforms
DevEX - reference for building teams, processes, and platformsSergiu Bodiu
 
What is DBT - The Ultimate Data Build Tool.pdf
What is DBT - The Ultimate Data Build Tool.pdfWhat is DBT - The Ultimate Data Build Tool.pdf
What is DBT - The Ultimate Data Build Tool.pdfMounikaPolabathina
 
The Fit for Passkeys for Employee and Consumer Sign-ins: FIDO Paris Seminar.pptx
The Fit for Passkeys for Employee and Consumer Sign-ins: FIDO Paris Seminar.pptxThe Fit for Passkeys for Employee and Consumer Sign-ins: FIDO Paris Seminar.pptx
The Fit for Passkeys for Employee and Consumer Sign-ins: FIDO Paris Seminar.pptxLoriGlavin3
 
DevoxxFR 2024 Reproducible Builds with Apache Maven
DevoxxFR 2024 Reproducible Builds with Apache MavenDevoxxFR 2024 Reproducible Builds with Apache Maven
DevoxxFR 2024 Reproducible Builds with Apache MavenHervé Boutemy
 
SIP trunking in Janus @ Kamailio World 2024
SIP trunking in Janus @ Kamailio World 2024SIP trunking in Janus @ Kamailio World 2024
SIP trunking in Janus @ Kamailio World 2024Lorenzo Miniero
 
SALESFORCE EDUCATION CLOUD | FEXLE SERVICES
SALESFORCE EDUCATION CLOUD | FEXLE SERVICESSALESFORCE EDUCATION CLOUD | FEXLE SERVICES
SALESFORCE EDUCATION CLOUD | FEXLE SERVICESmohitsingh558521
 
From Family Reminiscence to Scholarly Archive .
From Family Reminiscence to Scholarly Archive .From Family Reminiscence to Scholarly Archive .
From Family Reminiscence to Scholarly Archive .Alan Dix
 
Moving Beyond Passwords: FIDO Paris Seminar.pdf
Moving Beyond Passwords: FIDO Paris Seminar.pdfMoving Beyond Passwords: FIDO Paris Seminar.pdf
Moving Beyond Passwords: FIDO Paris Seminar.pdfLoriGlavin3
 
Ensuring Technical Readiness For Copilot in Microsoft 365
Ensuring Technical Readiness For Copilot in Microsoft 365Ensuring Technical Readiness For Copilot in Microsoft 365
Ensuring Technical Readiness For Copilot in Microsoft 3652toLead Limited
 
A Journey Into the Emotions of Software Developers
A Journey Into the Emotions of Software DevelopersA Journey Into the Emotions of Software Developers
A Journey Into the Emotions of Software DevelopersNicole Novielli
 
unit 4 immunoblotting technique complete.pptx
unit 4 immunoblotting technique complete.pptxunit 4 immunoblotting technique complete.pptx
unit 4 immunoblotting technique complete.pptxBkGupta21
 
Developer Data Modeling Mistakes: From Postgres to NoSQL
Developer Data Modeling Mistakes: From Postgres to NoSQLDeveloper Data Modeling Mistakes: From Postgres to NoSQL
Developer Data Modeling Mistakes: From Postgres to NoSQLScyllaDB
 
"Subclassing and Composition – A Pythonic Tour of Trade-Offs", Hynek Schlawack
"Subclassing and Composition – A Pythonic Tour of Trade-Offs", Hynek Schlawack"Subclassing and Composition – A Pythonic Tour of Trade-Offs", Hynek Schlawack
"Subclassing and Composition – A Pythonic Tour of Trade-Offs", Hynek SchlawackFwdays
 
Time Series Foundation Models - current state and future directions
Time Series Foundation Models - current state and future directionsTime Series Foundation Models - current state and future directions
Time Series Foundation Models - current state and future directionsNathaniel Shimoni
 
Gen AI in Business - Global Trends Report 2024.pdf
Gen AI in Business - Global Trends Report 2024.pdfGen AI in Business - Global Trends Report 2024.pdf
Gen AI in Business - Global Trends Report 2024.pdfAddepto
 
Anypoint Exchange: It’s Not Just a Repo!
Anypoint Exchange: It’s Not Just a Repo!Anypoint Exchange: It’s Not Just a Repo!
Anypoint Exchange: It’s Not Just a Repo!Manik S Magar
 
DSPy a system for AI to Write Prompts and Do Fine Tuning
DSPy a system for AI to Write Prompts and Do Fine TuningDSPy a system for AI to Write Prompts and Do Fine Tuning
DSPy a system for AI to Write Prompts and Do Fine TuningLars Bell
 
What is Artificial Intelligence?????????
What is Artificial Intelligence?????????What is Artificial Intelligence?????????
What is Artificial Intelligence?????????blackmambaettijean
 

Recently uploaded (20)

How to write a Business Continuity Plan
How to write a Business Continuity PlanHow to write a Business Continuity Plan
How to write a Business Continuity Plan
 
Sample pptx for embedding into website for demo
Sample pptx for embedding into website for demoSample pptx for embedding into website for demo
Sample pptx for embedding into website for demo
 
DevEX - reference for building teams, processes, and platforms
DevEX - reference for building teams, processes, and platformsDevEX - reference for building teams, processes, and platforms
DevEX - reference for building teams, processes, and platforms
 
What is DBT - The Ultimate Data Build Tool.pdf
What is DBT - The Ultimate Data Build Tool.pdfWhat is DBT - The Ultimate Data Build Tool.pdf
What is DBT - The Ultimate Data Build Tool.pdf
 
The Fit for Passkeys for Employee and Consumer Sign-ins: FIDO Paris Seminar.pptx
The Fit for Passkeys for Employee and Consumer Sign-ins: FIDO Paris Seminar.pptxThe Fit for Passkeys for Employee and Consumer Sign-ins: FIDO Paris Seminar.pptx
The Fit for Passkeys for Employee and Consumer Sign-ins: FIDO Paris Seminar.pptx
 
DevoxxFR 2024 Reproducible Builds with Apache Maven
DevoxxFR 2024 Reproducible Builds with Apache MavenDevoxxFR 2024 Reproducible Builds with Apache Maven
DevoxxFR 2024 Reproducible Builds with Apache Maven
 
SIP trunking in Janus @ Kamailio World 2024
SIP trunking in Janus @ Kamailio World 2024SIP trunking in Janus @ Kamailio World 2024
SIP trunking in Janus @ Kamailio World 2024
 
SALESFORCE EDUCATION CLOUD | FEXLE SERVICES
SALESFORCE EDUCATION CLOUD | FEXLE SERVICESSALESFORCE EDUCATION CLOUD | FEXLE SERVICES
SALESFORCE EDUCATION CLOUD | FEXLE SERVICES
 
From Family Reminiscence to Scholarly Archive .
From Family Reminiscence to Scholarly Archive .From Family Reminiscence to Scholarly Archive .
From Family Reminiscence to Scholarly Archive .
 
Moving Beyond Passwords: FIDO Paris Seminar.pdf
Moving Beyond Passwords: FIDO Paris Seminar.pdfMoving Beyond Passwords: FIDO Paris Seminar.pdf
Moving Beyond Passwords: FIDO Paris Seminar.pdf
 
Ensuring Technical Readiness For Copilot in Microsoft 365
Ensuring Technical Readiness For Copilot in Microsoft 365Ensuring Technical Readiness For Copilot in Microsoft 365
Ensuring Technical Readiness For Copilot in Microsoft 365
 
A Journey Into the Emotions of Software Developers
A Journey Into the Emotions of Software DevelopersA Journey Into the Emotions of Software Developers
A Journey Into the Emotions of Software Developers
 
unit 4 immunoblotting technique complete.pptx
unit 4 immunoblotting technique complete.pptxunit 4 immunoblotting technique complete.pptx
unit 4 immunoblotting technique complete.pptx
 
Developer Data Modeling Mistakes: From Postgres to NoSQL
Developer Data Modeling Mistakes: From Postgres to NoSQLDeveloper Data Modeling Mistakes: From Postgres to NoSQL
Developer Data Modeling Mistakes: From Postgres to NoSQL
 
"Subclassing and Composition – A Pythonic Tour of Trade-Offs", Hynek Schlawack
"Subclassing and Composition – A Pythonic Tour of Trade-Offs", Hynek Schlawack"Subclassing and Composition – A Pythonic Tour of Trade-Offs", Hynek Schlawack
"Subclassing and Composition – A Pythonic Tour of Trade-Offs", Hynek Schlawack
 
Time Series Foundation Models - current state and future directions
Time Series Foundation Models - current state and future directionsTime Series Foundation Models - current state and future directions
Time Series Foundation Models - current state and future directions
 
Gen AI in Business - Global Trends Report 2024.pdf
Gen AI in Business - Global Trends Report 2024.pdfGen AI in Business - Global Trends Report 2024.pdf
Gen AI in Business - Global Trends Report 2024.pdf
 
Anypoint Exchange: It’s Not Just a Repo!
Anypoint Exchange: It’s Not Just a Repo!Anypoint Exchange: It’s Not Just a Repo!
Anypoint Exchange: It’s Not Just a Repo!
 
DSPy a system for AI to Write Prompts and Do Fine Tuning
DSPy a system for AI to Write Prompts and Do Fine TuningDSPy a system for AI to Write Prompts and Do Fine Tuning
DSPy a system for AI to Write Prompts and Do Fine Tuning
 
What is Artificial Intelligence?????????
What is Artificial Intelligence?????????What is Artificial Intelligence?????????
What is Artificial Intelligence?????????
 

Jessica Mah - Teens in Tech Conference

  • 1. I’m ignorant, naive, and poor... ! and that’s what makes me ! one awesome entrepreneur! Jessica Mah! Teens in Tech - 1/31/09! jessicamah@jessicamah.com!
  • 2.
  • 3. The awesome things that ! young people have:! But you know what? These Ignorance! things are precisely what make   you and I amazing Naivety !   entrepreneurs. Arrogance!   for the next 15-20 minutes, No Commitments!   Poverty!   The uncanny ability to procrastinate!  
  • 4. we’ll systematically bust these myths about being teens in tech and entrepreneurship.
  • 5. (clone)! $$$! $$$!
  • 6. srsly... high school is a waste of time!
  • 7.
  • 8. Mom! be doctor!!!!
  • 9. except by doing so, we look like fools -- we don't know realize that running a company means managing money, legalities, getting sued, and even worse, annoying customers.
  • 10. from a recent conversation...! Me!!
  • 11. all nighters? on homework? ! what a joke.!
  • 12. commitment is my middle name!
  • 13. You go to networking events, and people say quot;so what do you do?quot; [ act out typically networking scenario! ] I call this “lowering expectations”!
  • 15. 04/2008! ...! uncalled for!
  • 16. ... but we don't want to fail, even if we're allowed to. We want to be hotshots; top of our peer group.
  • 17. Since you and I are dirt poor, we have no choice but to start companies with absolutely no money.
  • 18.
  • 20. All the best things that I did at Apple came from:! not having money ! (a) (b) ...(other equally important points go here)...! Steve Wozniak! Co-founder, Apple!
  • 21. wanna hack at! my place?!
  • 22. (not actually my friend Dalga)!
  • 23. life is awesome! (not actually my friend Dalga)!
  • 24. Once you start, thereʼs no going back
  • 25. +! +! Cheap House! Beer! Poor Student! The ideal, poor, young =! entrepreneur!!
  • 26. Being the lazy teenagers that we are, homework is out of the question -- we're absolute masters at procrastination! But fortunate for you, this can be used to your advantage. [ story about how andy and i started on internshipin ] i think it’s world of warcraft!
  • 27.
  • 29. now go work on your startup kthnxbye!! Jessica Mah! http://jessicamah.com! jessicamah@jessicamah.com!