The dog, panther and monkey!

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The dog, panther and monkey!

  1. 1. The dog, panther and monkey…
  2. 2. <ul><li>A gentlemen goes hunting in Africa and decides to take his dog along so he will not feel lonely in this place. </li></ul><ul><li>One day, already in at the expedition, the dog goes playfully chasing a couple of butterflies and separates from the group, getting lost and begins to wander off alone into the forest. </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>At that moment, he sees from faraway that an enormous panther is racing towards him. Realizing that the intentions of the panther is to devour him, he quickly thinks “what should I do.” He sees a bunch of bones that belong to a dead animal and begins to chew them. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>Just as the panther approaches the dog, ready to attack, the dog says: &quot;Oh, what a delicious panther I have eaten!!&quot; </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>The panther hears what he just said and stops abruptly, turns around and panicky thinks: &quot;Whoa, who knows what kind of animal that is, I hope he doesnt eat me also!&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>A monkey hanging on a nearby tree who had seen and heard the whole scenario, goes after the panther to tell him how the dog had tricked him: </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>&quot;How stupid are u? Those bones were there already and by the way he is just a simple dog.“ </li></ul><ul><li>The dog realizes what the monkey has done. After the monkey tells the panther the story of what he saw, the upset panther tells the monkey: </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;Climb on my back, and lets go back to that dog and see who eats who!&quot; </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>They go out to find the dog. The dog spots from faraway that the panther returns and this time with the gossiping monkey. </li></ul><ul><li>&quot;What shall I do now??&quot; he thinks all frightened. </li></ul><ul><li>Then, instead of running away, he remains sitting giving his back to the panther/monkey as if he hadn't seen them, and as soon as the panther was about to attack once again, the dog says: </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>- &quot;That son of a bitch monkey!, it's been almost half an hour that I sent him to fetch me another panther and he hasn't even returned yet!&quot; </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>Moral: &quot; In times of a crisis, only the imagination seems to be more important then knowledge&quot; </li></ul><ul><li>Worry about being more imaginative (creative) as this dog, avoid being stupid like that panther, but never be a son of a bitch like that MONKEY! </li></ul>

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