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  1. 1. Quotes By :Tash
  2. 2. Contents Beautiful Quotes Witty Quotes Funny Quotes Love Quotes Sorrow, Sadness 1 2 3 4
  3. 3. Beautiful Quotes
  4. 4. Tears DR.Seuss “Don‟t Cry because it‟s over, smile because it happened.” Paulo Coelho “Tears are words that need to be written.” Gabriel Garcia Marquez “Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.”
  5. 5. Beautiful Brandi Snyder “To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.” • Anon • “ A million words would not bring you back, I know because I‟ve tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I‟ve cried.”
  6. 6. Witty
  7. 7. Witty Groucho Marx “I never forget a face, but in your case I‟ll be glad to make an exception.” Ashleigh Brilliant “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
  8. 8. Witty • Anon • “Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” • Albert Einstein • Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity: and I‟m not sure about the universe.”
  9. 9. Funny
  10. 10. Funny • Will Rogers • The quickest way to fold your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.” • Steven Weinberg • “Graduation speech: “I‟d like to thank the internet,google,Wikipedia,Microsoft Word, and copy and paste.”
  11. 11. Funny • Tommy Cooper • “Last night I dreamed I ate a ten pound marshmallow and when I woke up the pillow was gone.” • Anon • “Crime doesn‟t pay, does that mean my job is a crime?”
  12. 12. Funny Anon What happens if you get scared to death twice? Anon “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those who do.”
  13. 13. Funny • Steven Wright • “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” • Larry Hardiman • “The word politics is derived from the word, „poly.” meaning many and the word, „ticks,” meaning blood sucking parasites.”
  14. 14. Funny • Anon • “When people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.” • Anon • “Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”
  15. 15. Love
  16. 16. Love • Blaise Pascal • “ The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.” • Plato • “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” • Erich Segal • “Love means never having to say sorry.”
  17. 17. Love • Robert Bridges “So sweet love seemed that April morn When first we kissed beside the thorn So strangely sweet, it was not strange We thought that love could never change.”
  18. 18. Love • William Blake “Never seek to tell thy love Love that never told can be For the gentle wind does move Silently, invisibly.”
  19. 19. Sorrow, Sadness
  20. 20. Sorrow, Sadness • Sir James Matthew Barrie • “To die will be an awfully big adventure.” • Edward Fitzgerald • “One thing is certain the rest is lies, The flower that once has blown forever dies.” Sir Elton John “Your candle burned and long before your legend did.”
  21. 21. Sorrow, Sadness • Henry Wadsworth Longfellow • “There is no grief like the grief which does not speak.” • William Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet) • “Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow. That I shall say good night till it be morrow.”
  22. 22. Thank You