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Nerd Baiter


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Nerd Baiter – How to attract the socially inept but extremely adorable & hawt. Cast a wide net and good a whole bunch, target the one you crush the most, and what your life will be like once you've nabbed him!

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Nerd Baiter

  1. 1. NERD BAITER @tarabrown ROTN
  2. 2. <ul><li>WTF? </li></ul><ul><li>Nerds we <3 </li></ul><ul><li>Ultimate Nerd Baiters </li></ul><ul><li>Nerd Bait 101 </li></ul><ul><li>Casting a wide ‘Net </li></ul><ul><li>Bait Your Crush </li></ul><ul><li>Baited FTW! </li></ul><ul><li>Epic Fail </li></ul>
  3. 3. WTF?
  4. 4. <ul><li>Nerd - an unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person; especially :  one slavishly devoted to intellectual or academic pursuits <computer nerds > </li></ul><ul><li>Baiter – to tease or entice (to attract artfully or adroitly or by arousing hope or desire) </li></ul><ul><li>Nerd Baiter – attracts the socially inept but extremely adorable & hawt </li></ul>
  5. 6. NERDS WE <3
  7. 17. NERD BAIT 101
  8. 18. <ul><li>Gadgets </li></ul><ul><ul><li>At least two (phone, camera, laptop, iPod, Flip, video camera) </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Gadget hip belt FTW </li></ul></ul><ul><li>Wiki, Blog </li></ul><ul><li>Play games: Wii, XBOX (Rock Band!), Online (WOW) </li></ul>
  9. 19. <ul><li>Be on every social networking site (Twitter, Flickr, Facebook) </li></ul><ul><li>Location location location (Brightkite, Dodgeball) </li></ul><ul><li>Be in a relationship with a girl on Facebook </li></ul><ul><li>Jargon </li></ul><ul><ul><li>WTFOMGLOLBBQ </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>LOLCats (icanhascheezburger) </li></ul></ul>
  11. 21. tarabrown : Hey, I need a boyfriend for like an hour for this thing I need to do. Anyone? <ul><li>@tarabrown When do you need your one-hour boyfriend? </li></ul><ul><li>@tarabrown I'll be your boyfriend for an hour. What's on the agenda? :) </li></ul><ul><li>It wants to be able to say it was @tarabrown 's boyfriend for an hour. </li></ul>
  12. 22. SKIT IT!
  13. 26. <ul><li>Oh, I see. I put in &quot;here for the cake,&quot; and Pathable gives me: &quot;Your matches: @ tarabrown .&quot; You win this round, event registration. </li></ul><ul><li>@ tarabrown I am a guy and would like to meet your hot single girlfriends </li></ul><ul><li>Just discovered that @ tarabrown 's lip gloss is poppin'. </li></ul>
  15. 28. <ul><li>Send lots of @ replies thru Twitter </li></ul><ul><li>Comment on pics like Flickr, Brightkite etc. and add lots of “<3” </li></ul><ul><li>IM and Text Often Often Often </li></ul>
  16. 31. BAITED FTW!
  17. 35. EPIC FAIL
  18. 38. <ul><li>When you are out of the confines of your room at your parents house and you meet a girl REMEMBER she is real, not your blow up doll under your bed. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Color the white surgical tape holding your glasses together on the bridge of your nose, the same color as your glasses. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Unless your going wading, wear your pant legs down to your shoe tops. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>When seated at the table in a fancy restaurant with your Nerd Baiter, DO NOT text the menu to friends so they can help you decide what to order </li></ul><ul><li>When sitting on a couch next to a young woman do not play pocket pool, instead of putting your arm around her. </li></ul><ul><li>When a young woman invites you to stay and you are in the bedroom, DO NOT use your calculator and figure out what size condom to wear. </li></ul>