Graduation speech MAS NY Account Planning Bootcamp 2013

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Graduation speech MAS NY Account Planning Bootcamp 2013

  1. 1. MAS NY Account Planning Bootcamp 2013 in numbers & statistics* *Source: I made it up.
  2. 2. times people mispronounced my name: 34,987 Source: I made it up.
  3. 3. number of people who think they pronounce my name properly, but actually don’t: every single person Source: I made it up.
  4. 4. number of beers I drank: 6,793 Source: I made it up.
  5. 5. total amount of minutes we spend waiting for the elevator: 203,897 Source: I made it up.
  6. 6. percentage of the times I better could have taken the stairs than the elevator: 99% Source: I made it up.
  7. 7. percentage of the times a planner started a presentation without seeing the creative work first: 51% Source: I made it up.
  8. 8. times you could tell a planner hadn’t seen the creative work before: never Source: I made it up.
  9. 9. times Mike was really really really excited for an amazing and awesome guest speaker: every single time Source: I made it up.
  10. 10. times Prerika, LaToya, Jessica or Ariana thought I was serious, while I actually made a joke: 1,657 Source: I made it up.
  11. 11. times Jonathan saved the day as the IT-guy: 63 Source: I made it up.
  12. 12. times he just fiddled around with the wires and hoped for the best: 61 Source: I made it up.
  13. 13. number of questions Sarah asked during class: 13,865 Source: I made it up.
  14. 14. times we forgot to tell Yacine we went to a different bar: 16 Source: I made it up.
  15. 15. times Yacine pop-upped at a bar again while he already left: 164 Source: I made it up.
  16. 16. times Vicky asked me to delete a picture of her: 7,231 Source: I made it up.
  17. 17. times I actually did it: 2 Source: I made it up.
  18. 18. times only dogs could hear Simona’s high pitched voice: 9 Source: I made it up.
  19. 19. percentage of instructors who will remember Fung: 110% Source: I made it up.
  20. 20. percentage of how Mexican Alejandra is: 128% Source: I made it up.
  21. 21. time Jascha moved while I took a panorama picture: 27 Source: I made it up.
  22. 22. number of times I will have dinner with Ria again: never Source: I made it up.
  23. 23. number of miles Adrienne has run: 16,786 Source: I made it up.
  24. 24. number of Hip Hop songs Jennie recognised: every single song Source: I made it up.
  25. 25. times I’ve seen Alex in a bar without a whiskey in his hand: 1 Source: I made it up.
  26. 26. times I caught Steve secretly staring at me: 2,597 Source: I made it up.
  27. 27. number of memories I will bring back to The Netherlands: countless

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