COLLECTED FROM INTERNET BY S.R.BALAJI ON 2.10.2012
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco   rolled in paper with fire at one endand a fool at the other
MARRIAGE:   Its an agreement         whereina man loses his bachelor         degree and a woman gains her         master
LECTURE:An art of transmittingInformation from the notes ofthe lecturer to the notes ofstudents without passingthrough the...
CONFERENCE:The confusion of oneman multiplied by thenumber present
COMPROMISE:The art of dividinga cake in such a way thateverybody believeshe got the biggest piece
TEARS:The hydraulic force by        whichmasculine will power is defeated by feminine     water-power!
CONFERENCEROOM:A place whereeverybodytalks, nobody listensand everybodydisagrees later on
SMILE:A curve that canset a lot of thingsstraight!
OFFICE:A place where you canrelax after your strenuoushome life
YAWN:The only time whensome married men everget to open their mouth
COMMITTEE:Individuals who can donothing individuallyand sit to decidethat nothing can bedone together
PESSIMIST:A person who saysthat O is the last letterin ZERO, Instead ofthe first letter inOPPORTUNITY
POLITICIAN:One who shakes your handbefore elections and yourConfidence Later
DOCTOR:A personwho killsyour illsby pills,and kills you
DIPLOMAT:A person who tellsyou to go to hell insuch a way that youactually look forwardto the trip
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  1. 1. COLLECTED FROM INTERNET BY S.R.BALAJI ON 2.10.2012
  2. 2. CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one endand a fool at the other
  3. 3. MARRIAGE: Its an agreement whereina man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
  4. 4. LECTURE:An art of transmittingInformation from the notes ofthe lecturer to the notes ofstudents without passingthrough the minds of either
  5. 5. CONFERENCE:The confusion of oneman multiplied by thenumber present
  6. 6. COMPROMISE:The art of dividinga cake in such a way thateverybody believeshe got the biggest piece
  7. 7. TEARS:The hydraulic force by whichmasculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
  8. 8. CONFERENCEROOM:A place whereeverybodytalks, nobody listensand everybodydisagrees later on
  9. 9. SMILE:A curve that canset a lot of thingsstraight!
  10. 10. OFFICE:A place where you canrelax after your strenuoushome life
  11. 11. YAWN:The only time whensome married men everget to open their mouth
  12. 12. COMMITTEE:Individuals who can donothing individuallyand sit to decidethat nothing can bedone together
  13. 13. PESSIMIST:A person who saysthat O is the last letterin ZERO, Instead ofthe first letter inOPPORTUNITY
  14. 14. POLITICIAN:One who shakes your handbefore elections and yourConfidence Later
  15. 15. DOCTOR:A personwho killsyour illsby pills,and kills you
  16. 16. DIPLOMAT:A person who tellsyou to go to hell insuch a way that youactually look forwardto the trip

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