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Zombie invasion


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Zombie invasion

  1. 1. ZOMBIE INVASION<br />The Thriller Zombie Saga<br />
  2. 2. The Terrifying Thriller Zombie<br />Information:<br />Obsessed with dancing, specifically to Michael Jackson’s Thriller<br />Humans become infected when they start tapping their feet to the “irresistible” beats of Thriller<br />Listening and seeing zombies causes infection<br />Low intelligence<br />Weakness is a blow to the head<br />Slow<br />
  3. 3. Protection<br />After careful analysis of the zombie defence capabilities of each building, we have decided the following 2 are most suitable:<br />ASDA<br />Southampton City Wall<br />
  4. 4. So why not…<br />Building 27 (Chemistry)<br />Isolated<br />Lots of breakable windows<br />Easy access for zombies<br />Talking Heads / Bavois Valley<br />Alcohol will not save us, but may hinder judgement<br />Not soundproof<br />Windows<br />Marlands Shopping Centre<br />Too many entry points<br />Too much visibility<br />Too big to defend everywhere<br />
  5. 5. ASDA<br />Good food and drink supply<br />Few entrances so easily defendable<br />Big, so can shield from sound<br />Asda rollback<br />Weapons such as baseball bats and nail guns<br />
  6. 6. Southampton City Wall<br />Isn’t it obvious?<br />Lots of sturdy, soundproof, sturdy, glorious bricks<br />Sturdy<br />Good height from which to attack<br />Close to Asda<br />
  7. 7. Tactics<br />Travel:<br />As the locations we have chosen are close, we will be able to move between them on foot<br />To avoid getting infected from seeing or hearing the zombies, we arm ourselves with headphones playing ACDC / Beethoven.<br />Move at nights with strobe lights attached to helmets to avoid witnessing fluid, infectious zombie dancing<br />
  8. 8. Tactics (cont…)<br />Weaponry:<br />Nailguns and baseball bats from asda. Aim for head.<br />Aim from high up the tower<br />What to do in case of team member infection:<br />Hit with baseball bat.<br />Shoot with Nailgun.<br />Abandon before infection takes control fully.<br />
  9. 9. The TEAM<br />Sylvain “cannot dance” garcon<br />Ben “no-jamin” Ryman<br />Harry “happily tone deaf” Jell<br />Matthew “Vibeless” Hertz<br />Sam “first to be infected” Gaffney (R.I.P.) <br />