Best Jokes from Best Soft Serve Australia
Think of things that are funny. Well yeah,
jokes are funny.
Frosty Boy Australia, has searched all over
the internet to bring you 7 best jokes relating
to ice creams, soft serves or Frozen Yogurt.
Make some room in your tummy, because
you’ve gotta eat something cold at the end
The Topping joke
I was taking my weekly trip to the ice cream store.
When I arrived cops surrounded the store & they had the
store entrance sealed up.
I asked a cop who was standing near by what
happened, he replied "we were called by a member of
the public who entered the store to find the owner lying
face down on the floor and he was covered from head
to toe in syrup, nut sprinkles and chocolate sprinkles.“
I asked what they thought happened and the cop
replied, "He topped himself."
The Ice-cream Bor-dem
A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed.
While he's waiting, he goes into a cool ice cream shop
and eats ice cream. Having flippers instead hands, he
gets the ice cream all over himself.
He goes back to the auto shop and asks the mechanic
what was wrong with his car. "Well," says the mechanic,
"it looks like you blew a seal.“
The penguin replies, "It's just ice cream, I swear!!"
The Soft Serve School
Where does Ice Cream go to school?
Answer: Sundae School.
The Stick Ice Cream
What did the softy say to the Stick ice cream
about his attitude?
May be if you relax and not act like you have
a giant stick up your butt, more people like
The Screaming Creme Soft Serve
What did the cone say when asked what
would happen when someone bites it?
Frozen Yogurt With No Topping
What do you call a frozen yogurt that doesn’t
have toppings on it?
“ If cream is lost, something is lost,
if cone is lost, something is lost,
if syrup is lost, something is lost,
if topping is lost, everything is lost.
Answer : “Pure Crap”
Last But not the Least
How do you reach the moon with a budget
as small as 2$?
Feed your Lactose-Intolerant friend with a
whole scoop of ice cream and get on his