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50 Java developers;
25 projects;

8 customers;

300K+ LoC
www.teamed.io
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theft
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“I don’t understand,
explain it to me.”
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it’s not a school!
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a project must
acquire knowledge,
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respect programmers,
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meetings steal from
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