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 A match during the 1993-94 season.
 It was Andorinha (________’s first club)
  versus Camacha, who at that time were one of
  the strongest teams on the islands of Madeira.
 At half-time Andorinha was losing 2-0 and
  ________ was so distraught that he was
  sobbing like a child who's had his favourite
  toy confiscated.
 In the second half he came onto the pitch and
  scored two goals, leading the team to a 3-2
  win. He definitely did not like to lose. He
  wanted to win every time and when they lost
  he cried. That’s why he was given the
  nickname ―the Crybaby‖.
Q3. Originally, they played in pink shirts
 with a black tie, but only because they had
 been sent the wrong shirts by their
 supplier. The father of one of the players
 made the earliest shirts, but continual
 washing faded the colour so much that in
 1903 the club sought to replace them.
 Since then have played in the famous
 black and white striped shirts, with white
 shorts, sometimes black shorts. ID this
 club??
Q5. If Celtic FC and Rangers are together
 called as the Old Firm, then Aberdeen
 F.C. and Dundee United F.C. together
 would be called _______
Q6. In the year 1994 X was at La Masia, the
 training ground of FC Barcelona
 watching the youngsters play. He saw a
 player playing and said ―This kid Y is
 going to retire me‖. But ultimately X and
 Y ended up playing together in the
 midfield. Then at 1999 in La Masia, X and
 Y were watching Z play. Impressed, X
 says to Y ― Now this kid is going to retire
 both of us‖

ID X,Y,Z
Q8. This man standing at 195 cm tall and
 weighing 84 Kgs, rather unusually tall for
 a top class footballer. He’s also a black
 belt in Taekwondo. He has won every
 single league championship he’s been a
 part of since the year 2005 till date. Which
 player are we talking about??
Q9. Name the three teams in the FIFA world
 cup 2010 which only had all 23 players of
 their squad playing in the in the leagues
 of their home country.
Q 10. X started out as a player and
 eventually switched to management.
 After spells working as an assistant
 manager and a youth team coach in the
 early 1990s, he became an interpreter for
 Sir Bobby Robson at FC Barcelona. After
 that he got his big break and has gone on
 to win lots and lots of trophies.
 Diego Latorre
 Ariel Ortega
 Marcelo Gallardo
 Juan Román Riquelme
 Pablo Aimar
 Andrés D'Alessandro
 Javier Saviola
 Carlos Marinelli
 Carlos Tévez
 Lionel Messi
 Sergio Agüero
 Ezequiel Lavezzi
 Mauro Zárate
Q 14. A bust erected in his honour is
 outside Athletic Bilbao’s San Mamés
 Stadium. It is a tradition for teams visiting
 the stadium for the first time pay homage
 to him by leaving a bouquet of flowers at
 its base. ID?
Q 15. Joan Gamper, a Swiss man was highly
  regarded as a footballer and was club
  captain at X (A football club). He then
  went on to found a new club Y with his
  friends taking the legendary Blaugrana
  colours of his old club X. Both clubs till
  date continue to use the same colours in
  their kit.
ID X,Y.
Q 17. Legend has it that Pep Guardiola
 drove through the night to meet him at his
 home in Argentina and discuss coaching
 tactics by watching his extensive football
 video collection of several thousand
 videos. They reportedly talked football
 for over 11 hours. Guardiola has often
 praised him as his master and him being
 his pupil. Before taking on his side just
 over a month ago he called him ―the best
 coach on planet earth‖.
Q18. Something very unique happened
 during the Germany V/S Ghana match in
 the 2010 world cup. What??
Hints
This is a toy used to pacify crying babies in
Spain. The sound it makes gives it its name.
What is it’s significance to modern day
football?
 The 1994 World   Cup match between
  Cameroon and Russia, which finished 6-1
  in favour of Russia, is famous for 2
  remarkable records that haven’t yet been
  broken.
 Roger Milla became the oldest player to
  score at the WC at the age of 42.
 What was the other record set on that
  day?
   1984–88: San Lorenzo
     • Games 122, Goals 0
   1988-91: Zaragoza
     • Games 79, Goals 1
   1991–2000, 2003-04: Vélez Sàrsfield
     • Games 347, Goals 48
   2000–02: Strasbourg
     • Games 52, Goals 1
   2002–2003: Peñarol:
     • Games 14, Goals 4

    Whose club record?
This term has been most famously
 associated with Wisła Płock in Poland, SK
 Brann in Norway, Karşıyaka SK in Turkey,
 FC Volendam in Holland, Bofoakwa Tano
 in Ghana, Arminia Bielefeld in Germany
 and Birmingham City in England owing
 to the fact that these clubs hold records
 that are bittersweet at best.

 Term/record?
Q 24. Born on March 2, 1944 in Tunisia, Ali Bin Nasser’s World Cup

  career spanned five matches including an appearance in a Round

  of 16 match between Denmark and Spain.



  However, about the incident that made him famous he claimed was

  an adverse reaction to the treatment he was receiving for a latent

  haemorrhoidal condition which caused his medium-distance

  vision to suddenly become unfocused, causing him to miss the

  infamous incident .
 Which incident?
X: I'm cleaning the Champions League trophy with a
Tottenham shirt.
  Y:Thanks for cleaning it up for me. I'm already
creating space in my cup cabinet.
  X:We're gonna give you a football lesson in London.
  Y: I met your defence in Milan, it didn't look good. It
was like cheese with holes in it.
  X:I found a good goalkeeper on eBay. Shall I send you
the link?
  Y:We don't need him, you won't come into our penalty
area

Football banter on twitter! Id X and Y.
   Laid out for the race by Paul Nicholls, who also won the BGC

    Partners Liverpool Hurdle with Big Buck's, What A Friend beat the

    game Carruthers by three-and-a-quarter lengths. X, who shares

    What A Friend with Jed Mason, said: "It's great to win any race, but
    to win a big one is special. We'll aim for the Gold Cup next year

    when he will be stronger and more mature.

    "We had the opportunity to go for it this year, but Paul was right.

    You could see what effect the hard race had on Imperial

    Commander. It doesn't compensate for last night, but racing's a
    great release. It gets me away from the grind of my job.― X?
Congo National football team
Nkana
Grazer
Al Ahly
Belgium national football team
Deportivo Toluca
Manchester United
That X is not accorded the respect he deserves comes as a shock to
many. But with X, somehow, it has always been thus. When he
starred for his country leading them to the FIFA Youth
Championship, a deserved Golden Ball award instead went to
Seydou Keita. His country's FA raised went so far as lodging an
official complaint with FIFA.


Years later, when X was among the top five nominations for the FIFA
World Player of the Year, the Daily Mail, inexplicably, ran an
infamous headline which read: "The best players of the world (and
X). Who is X?
This phenomenon has become increasingly rare following the formation of the
  Premier League. To the best of my knowledge, only four instances have
  occurred since 1992-93—Stuart Pearce (Nottingham Forest, 1993), Michael
  Gray (Sunderland, 1999), David James (West Ham, 2004) and David Nugent
  (Preston North End, 2007).


  Previous, more famous examples include CB Fry (Southampton, 1901),
  Johnny    ―₤100-a-week‖      Haynes   (Fulham,   1955),   Brian   Clough
  (Middleborough, 1959), Peter Shilton (Leicester City, 1970), Peter Taylor
  (Crystal Palace, 1976), Trevor Brooking (West Ham, 1978) and Mark Hateley
  (Portsmouth, 1984).
 What phenomenon?
 Salvador Cabanas     made a comeback to
  professional football on 14th of April,
  2012 when he played for 12 de Octubre
  football club in the Paraguayan Third
  Division.
 What was so special? about this?
 A Derby   match in football is a game
  between two teams based in the same
  city, and therefore being arch rivals.
 Name the clubs involved in the following
  derbies:
 Merseyside Derby
 Old Firm Derby
 Basque Derby
 Derby della Madonnina
 France vs
          Italy, July 9, 2006
 Sampdoria vs Inter Milan, January 29,
  2007
 Nottingham Forest
 Aston Villa
 ******
 Manchester United
 Liverpool
 After a 3-1 loss to club Y in a friendly, the
  players of club X persuaded their
  manager to sign Z, one of the star
  performers in that match.
 Z was named after his father’s favorite
  actor, who was also the President of the
  US when Z was born.

 ID   X, Y and Z.
 This is   what Manchester United fans often
 say:
  Pele good, Maradona better, ______
 ______
 Inter   Milan vs. AC Milan, UCL semifinal,
  2003
 Australia vs Israel, Qualification playoff,
  World Youth Championship, 1991
 Bahamas vs British Virgin Islands, World
  Cup 2010 qualifier
 Also tell us why the application of the rule
  is anomalous in the above cases.
X  wore the number 3 jersey at club Y.
 X’s father also played for Y.
 Together, father and son have won 7
  UEFA Champions League trophies for Y.
 In honor of X, club Y retired the no. 3
  jersey.
 However, if either of X’s sons were to
  make it to the first team of Y, they would
  be given the 3 jersey.
Answers
 Ricardo   Kaka, Mario Balotelli and Thierry
 Henry
 A match during the 1993-94 season.
 It was Andorinha (________’s first club)
  versus Camacha, who at that time were one of
  the strongest teams on the islands of Madeira.
 At half-time Andorinha was losing 2-0 and
  ________ was so distraught that he was
  sobbing like a child who's had his favourite
  toy confiscated.
 In the second half he came onto the pitch and
  scored two goals, leading the team to a 3-2
  win. He definitely did not like to lose. He
  wanted to win every time and when they lost
  he cried. That’s why he was given the
  nickname ―the Crybaby‖.
Q3. Originally, they played in pink shirts
 with a black tie, but only because they had
 been sent the wrong shirts by their
 supplier. The father of one of the players
 made the earliest shirts, but continual
 washing faded the colour so much that in
 1903 the club sought to replace them.
 Since then have played in the famous
 black and white striped shirts, with white
 shorts, sometimes black shorts. ID this
 club??
All of them were/are player managers of
 their teams.
Kenny Dalglish (in the 80’s Liverpool),
 Roberto Carlos (Anzhi Makhachkala) and
 very recently Nicola Anelka (Shanghai
 Shenzua)
Q5. If Celtic FC and Rangers are together
 called as the Old Firm, then Aberdeen
 F.C. and Dundee United F.C. together
 would be called _______
 The New   Firm
Q6. In the year 1994 X was at La Masia, the
 training ground of FC Barcelona
 watching the youngsters play. He saw a
 player playing and said ―This kid Y is
 going to retire me‖. But ultimately X and
 Y ended up playing together in the
 midfield. Then at 1999 in La Masia, X and
 Y were watching Z play. Impressed, X
 says to Y ― Now this kid is going to retire
 both of us‖

ID X,Y,Z
X – Pep Guardiola
Y- Xavi Hernandez
 Z- Andres Iniesta
Dino Zoff (1982) and Iker Casillas (2010)
 are the only two goalkeepers to have led
 their nations to world cup glory.
Q8. This man standing at 195 cm tall and
 weighing 84 Kgs, rather unusually tall for
 a top class footballer. He’s also a black
 belt in Taekwondo. He has won every
 single league championship he’s been a
 part of since the year 2005 till date. Which
 player are we talking about??
Q9. Name the three teams in the FIFA world
 cup 2010 which only had all 23 players of
 their squad playing in the in the leagues
 of their home country.
England, Germany and Italy
Q 10. X started out as a player and
 eventually switched to management.
 After spells working as an assistant
 manager and a youth team coach in the
 early 1990s, he became an interpreter for
 Sir Bobby Robson at FC Barcelona. After
 that he got his big break and has gone on
 to win lots and lots of trophies.
All are EPL club nicknames.Baggies (West
 Brom), Toffees (Everton), Canaries
 (Norwich) and Potters (Stoke)
 Diego Latorre
 Ariel Ortega
 Marcelo Gallardo
 Juan Román Riquelme
 Pablo Aimar
 Andrés D'Alessandro
 Javier Saviola
 Carlos Marinelli
 Carlos Tévez
 Lionel Messi
 Sergio Agüero
 Ezequiel Lavezzi
 Mauro Zárate
One club legends. Men who started and
 ended their carrer at one club. Gary
 Neville (Man United), Paolo Maldini and
 Franco Baresi (AC Milan), Tony Adams
 (Arsenal)
Q 14. A bust erected in his honour is
 outside Athletic Bilbao’s San Mamés
 Stadium. It is a tradition for teams visiting
 the stadium for the first time pay homage
 to him by leaving a bouquet of flowers at
 its base. ID?
Rafael Moreno Aranzadi better known as
 Pichichi. Pichichi ,the award given to the
 top scores of La Liga is named in his
 honour.
Q 15. Joan Gamper, a Swiss man was highly
  regarded as a footballer and was club
  captain at X (A football club). He then
  went on to found a new club Y with his
  friends taking the legendary Blaugrana
  colours of his old club X. Both clubs till
  date continue to use the same colours in
  their kit.
ID X,Y.
 The Gazza. Paul   Gascoigne
Q 17. Legend has it that Pep Guardiola
 drove through the night to meet him at his
 home in Argentina and discuss coaching
 tactics by watching his extensive football
 video collection of several thousand
 videos. They reportedly talked football
 for over 11 hours. Guardiola has often
 praised him as his master and him being
 his pupil. Before taking on his side just
 over a month ago he called him ―the best
 coach on planet earth‖.
Q18. Something very unique happened
 during the Germany V/S Ghana match in
 the 2010 world cup. What??
Hints
This is a toy used to pacify crying babies in
Spain. The sound it makes gives it its name.
What is it’s significance to modern day
football?
The sound they make is ―tiki taka‖, used to
 describe the Spanish style of play.
Players who moved directly from
 Real Mardrid to Barcelona or
 vice versa.
 The 1994 World   Cup match between
  Cameroon and Russia, which finished 6-1
  in favour of Russia, is famous for 2
  remarkable records that haven’t yet been
  broken.
 Roger Milla became the oldest player to
  score at the WC at the age of 42.
 What was the other record set on that
  day?
 Oleg Salenko of Russia scored 5 goals in
 that game, which still is the maximum
 number of goals scored in a WC match.
   1984–88: San Lorenzo
     • Games 122, Goals 0
   1988-91: Zaragoza
     • Games 79, Goals 1
   1991–2000, 2003-04: Vélez Sàrsfield
     • Games 347, Goals 48
   2000–02: Strasbourg
     • Games 52, Goals 1
   2002–2003: Peñarol:
     • Games 14, Goals 4

    Whose club record?
 Jose   Luis Chilavert
This term has been most famously
 associated with Wisła Płock in Poland, SK
 Brann in Norway, Karşıyaka SK in Turkey,
 FC Volendam in Holland, Bofoakwa Tano
 in Ghana, Arminia Bielefeld in Germany
 and Birmingham City in England owing
 to the fact that these clubs hold records
 that are bittersweet at best.

 Term/record?
 Yoyo clubs. Theykeep getting promoted
 and relegated from their football
 divisions.
Q 24. Born on March 2, 1944 in Tunisia, Ali Bin Nasser’s World Cup

  career spanned five matches including an appearance in a Round

  of 16 match between Denmark and Spain.



  However, about the incident that made him famous he claimed was

  an adverse reaction to the treatment he was receiving for a latent

  haemorrhoidal condition which caused his medium-distance

  vision to suddenly become unfocused, causing him to miss the

  infamous incident .
 Which incident?
Ali Bin Nasser was the referee that didn’t
 see the ―Hand of God‖ goal from Diego
 Maradona against England in the 1986
 WC.
X: I'm cleaning the Champions League trophy with a
Tottenham shirt.
  Y:Thanks for cleaning it up for me. I'm already
creating space in my cup cabinet.
  X:We're gonna give you a football lesson in London.
  Y: I met your defence in Milan, it didn't look good. It
was like cheese with holes in it.
  X:I found a good goalkeeper on eBay. Shall I send you
the link?
  Y:We don't need him, you won't come into our penalty
area

Football banter on twitter! Id X and Y.
X- Wesley Sneijder
Y- Rafael Van der Vaart