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Fairly OddParents 389 - "Turning into Turner"

Crocker disguises himself as future Timmy to trick Timmy into humiliating tasks. He hopes to eventually get Timmy's fairies. Timmy must feed Crocker waffles while dressed as a chicken and get him prune juice. Crocker enjoys torturing Timmy and making him cluck. Meanwhile, Cosmo sees his future self has gotten a driver's license, which surprises Wanda due to Cosmo's incompetence. At the Fairyland DMV, Cosmo and his future self try to retake the license photo.

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EXT - CROCKER’S HOUSE text
INT - CROCKER CAVE text
CROCKER POPS OUT OF MACHINE CROCKER At --
-- last, my DNA replicator is complete! --
-- With it, I can turn myself into Timmy Turner --
-- and trick his fairies into granting my wishes.
-- I call this baby: --
-- “The Turner me into Turner!...
-- ...ator”.
MRS. CROCKER (O.S.) Denzel! --
-- Are you ranting to yourself again?
CROCKER NO MOTHER! --
-- I’m ranting to my raven, --
-- Dwayne! --
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-- He’s my new BFF: --
-- Bird Friend Forever!
<DWAYNE SQUAWKS>
MRS. CROCKER (O.S.) <SNEEZES> You know I’m allergic to that bird. <SNEEZING FIT>
CROCKER Yes I do! --
-- That’s the cherry on top of our friendship sundae!
MRS. CROCKER (O.S.) I really wish you’d make some human friends.
CROCKER And I wish you fell victim --
-- to an abrupt meteor shower! --
-- A wish that will soon come true once I get Turner’s DNA. --
-- And I know the easiest way to get it:
FOP372sc042_Int_TimmysRoom_Corner_Bed CUT to Timmy in his bed, missing a tooth. text
CROCKER ...by waiting six months for one of Turner’s teeth to fall out, --
-- dressing up --
-- like --
-- the tooth fairy, --
-- and --
-- snatching the tooth from under his pillow!
A SHADOW APPEARS.
(O.S.) Drop it. --
TOOTH FAIRY -- This tooth ain’t big enough for the two of us.
CROCKER If you want it, --
-- you’ll have to pry it out of my dainty gloved hand, --
-- toots.
Tooth Fairy Cracks her knuckles. (SFX: CRACK!)
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CROCKER (SUGG) Holy molars.
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TOOTH FAIRY (cheery) Thanks for the teeth! --
TOOTH FAIRY dispenses change. (SFX: CHA-CHING CHA-CHIING!)
-- PUNK.
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(CROCKER MOANS)
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WANDA What are you gonna do with your tooth fairy money, Sport?
TIMMY Well, it’s only a quarter, so I guess I’ll...
-- not do anything.
COSMO I found --
-- some --
-- wisdom teeth on the ýoor --
-- but they’re not very smart.
-- Watch: --
-- Hey tooth, what’s the meaning of life?
COSMO (CONT’D) See? --
-- Nothing upstairs.
(WANDA SIGHS)
(O.S. SFX: LIMPING CAST HITTING GROUND)
Crocker limps in. (SFX: CROCKER MOANING)
CROCKER On to plan B --
-- to get Turner’s DNA!
CROCKER (SUGG) Ow, Physical Exertion.
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CROCKER Turner, would you care for some gum?
TIMMY No thanks. --
-- I make it a point to not take gum from weirdos.
CROCKER JUST CHEW THE GUM!
Timmy chews the gum. text
CROCKER NO CHEWING GUM IN CLASS! --
-- Now kindly spit it into this sterile petri dish.