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coffeescript
coffeescript
7 reasons why you are
 totally gonna hate it
@tlossen
1. compiled
2. indentation
2. indentation
3. assignment
3. assignment
3. assignment
3. assignment
4. functions
4. functions
5. comprehensions
5. comprehensions
6. heredocs
7. installation
summary

‣ feels like python or ruby
‣ much too easy
 ‣ coffescript is for sissies
 ‣ javascript is for real cowboys
questions?
http://jashkenas.github.com
 /coffee-script

#coffeescript on freenode

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