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Words Women use
FINE <ul><li>This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.   </li></ul>
FIVE MINUTES <ul><li>If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have j...
NOTHING <ul><li>This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that be...
GO AHEAD <ul><li>This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!   </li></ul>
LOUD SIGN <ul><li>This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she...
THAT’S OK <ul><li>This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to t...
THANK <ul><li>A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.   </li></ul>
DON’T WORRY, I GOT IT <ul><li>Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do sev...
<ul><li>Send this to the men you know,  to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.   </...
<ul><li>Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true!   </li></ul>
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Words Women Use

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Words Women Use

  1. 1. Words Women use
  2. 2. FINE <ul><li>This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. </li></ul>
  3. 3. FIVE MINUTES <ul><li>If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. </li></ul>
  4. 4. NOTHING <ul><li>This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. </li></ul>
  5. 5. GO AHEAD <ul><li>This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! </li></ul>
  6. 6. LOUD SIGN <ul><li>This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) </li></ul>
  7. 7. THAT’S OK <ul><li>This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. </li></ul>
  8. 8. THANK <ul><li>A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. </li></ul>
  9. 9. DON’T WORRY, I GOT IT <ul><li>Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong”, for the woman’s response refer to # 3. </li></ul>
  10. 10. <ul><li>Send this to the men you know,  to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it’s true! </li></ul>

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