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Q1: A father and his son are involved in a car accident, as a result of
which the son is rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The surgeon
looks at him and says "I can't operate on him, he's my son". Explain. (The
answer is not "step-father"!)
Q2: What can you hold in your right hand, but not in your left?
Q3: How many birthdays does a typical woman have?
Q4: If a plane crashes on the Indian/Pakistan border, where do you bury
the survivors?
Q5: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night there, and left
on Friday. How do you account for this?
Q6: Which side of a cat contains the most hair?
Q7: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Q8:Jhon looked through the dirty window on the 24th floor of his office
building. Depressed, he slid the window open and jumped through it. It
was a sheer drop from the building to the ground. Miraculously after he
landed he was completely unhurt. There was nothing to cushion his fall
or slow his descent, yet he survived. Explain?
Q9: A man and his wife drove at full speed through the streets. They
stopped, and the husband got out of the car. When he came back, his
wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. Explain?
Q10: Why can't a man living in Delhi not be buried in Mumbai?
Go Down for Answers:
Ans 1: The surgeon is the mother!
Ans2 : Left Elbow.
Ans3 : 1 birthday.
Ans4 : You can't burry survivors!
Ans5 : The name of his horse was Friday.
Ans6 : The outside.
Ans7 : The man is dead so he can't marry even if he wanted to!

Ans8 : Gaurav being a window cleaner, was cleaning the window form the
outside, opened the window, and jumped inside.
Ans9 : The wife had a baby inside the car but died. However, the baby
survived.
Ans10: Because the man is still alive!
Posted by Ramesh Maurya at 10:55 PM
nterview Brain Teasers Questions #4 - Crossing The River In
Minimum Time Puzzle
Difficulty Level Popularity Quotient
Four people need to cross a dark river at night.
* They have only one torch and the river is too risky to cross without the
torch.
* If all people cross simultaneously then torch light wont be sufficient.
* Speed of each person of crossing the river is different.cross time for
each person is 1 min, 2 minutes, 7 minutes and 10 minutes.
What is the shortest time needed for all four of them to cross the river ?
View Answer Work Space Discuss
Answer & Explanation
Solution:
17 min
The initial solution most people will think of is to use the fastest person as an
usher to guide everyone across. How long would that take? 10 + 1 + 7 + 1 + 2 =
21 minutes. Is that it? No. That would make this question too simple even as a
warm up question.
Let's brainstorm a little further. To reduce the amount of time, we should find a
way for 10 and 7 to go together. If they cross together, then we need one of
them to come back to get the others. That would not be ideal. How do we get
around that? Maybe we can have 1 waiting on the other side to bring the torch
back. Ahaa, we are getting closer. The fastest way to get 1 across and be back is
to use 2 to usher 1 across. So let's put all this together.
1 and 2 go cross
2 comes back
7 and 10 go across
1 comes back
1 and 2 go across (done)
Total time = 2 + 2 + 10 + 1 + 2 = 17 minutes

Interview Brain Teasers Questions #5 - Popular Interview
Problem
I have two rectangular bars.
They have property such that when you light the fire from one end , it will
take exactly 60 seconds to get completely burn.
However they do not burn at consistent speed (i.e it might be possible
that 40 percent burn in 55 seconds and next 60 percent can burn in 10
seconds).
Problem is : How do you measure 45 seconds ?
Solution:
Steps:
1) Light fire on first bar from both the ends and second bar from one end.
2) After 30 seconds(when first bar gets completely burned out) , burn the second
bar from second end as well.
3) When second run completely gets burned , you know its 45 seconds.
Interview Brain Teasers Questions #6 - Infoedge Interview
Aptitude Problem
On a magical-intellectual land of gpuzzles , all the animal are rational(real
smart).
There are six leopards and one sheep.
Leopard can eat sheep but since as the land is magical, the leopards who
eats the sheep , turns into sheep and then can be eaten by the remaining
leopard(s).
If we leave them for some time then how many sheep and leopard will be
there , when we come back ?
Solution:
5 leopard and one sheep
since all animal are rational , once 1st leopard eats the sheep all the rest of
leopard would know about this.
Interview Brain Teasers Questions #7 - Famous Probability
Puzzle

This is a famous probability puzzle in which you have to choose the
correct answer at random from the four options below.
Can you tell us whats the probability of choosing correct answer in this
random manner.
1) 1/4
2) 1/2
3) 1
4) 1/4
Solution:
0%
Explanation:
1) why cant be 1/4 : If the answer is 1/4, then as we know two out of four
answer choices is '1/4', the answer has be 1/2.
This is a contradiction, so the answer cannot be 1/4.
2) why cant be 1/2 : If the answer is 1/2 then because answer:"1/2" is 1 out of 4
answer choices, the answer must be 1/4. This is also a contradiction. So the
answer cannot be 1/2.
3) why cant be 1 : If the answer is 1 then because answer:"1" is 1 out of 4
answer choices, the answer must be 1/4. Again the same contradiction and
therefore answer cannot be 1.
Interview Brain Teasers Questions #8 - Fake Coin Brain Teaser
In front of you, there are 9 coins. They all look absolutely identical, but
one of the coins is fake. However, you know that the fake coin is lighter
than the rest, and in front of you is a balance scale. What is the least
number of weightings you can use to find the counterfeit coin?
Solution:
The answer is 2. First, divide the coins into 3 equal piles. Place a pile on each side
of the scale, leaving the remaining pile of 3 coins off the scale. If the scale does
not tip, you know that the 6 coins on the scale are legitimate, and the counterfeit
is in the pile in front of you. If the scale does tip, you know the counterfeit is in
the pile on the side of the scale that raised up. Either way, put the 6 legitimate
coins aside. Having only 3 coins left, put a coin on each side of the scale, leaving
the third in front of you. The same process of elimination will find the counterfeit
coin.

Interview Brain Teasers Questions #9 - Logic Fruits Riddle
There is a box full of fruits,
all but two are grapes,
all but two are apples,
and all but two are oranges.
How many fruits are in the box ?
Solution:
There are 3 fruits (1 grapes, 1 apples, and 1 oranges).
1) How many times heavier than a mouse is an elephant?.
2) How many firefighters are there in San Francisco?.
3) How many trees are there in NYC’s Central Park?.
4) How many shoes have you had in your life?.
5) How many golf balls can fit in a school bus?.
6) In 1999, how were these baby boy names ranked by popularity: Kevin, Jose, Hugh.
7) What is the weight of a large commercial airplane?.
The Answer appear below. Again, the key here is to try, plan the steps towards the solution,
and do the mental calculations to find a reasonable range. That’s the brain challenge. The
goal is not to find the precise correct answer.
Answers:
1) Around 150,000. An average elephant weighs 4,000 kg on average; an average mouse
25 grams.
2) Around 350 firefighters on duty on any given day, out of a pool of 1700 firefighting over-all
staff.
3) There are over 26,000 trees (of approximately 175 species) in the Park.
4) We don’t know (or need to know) how many pairs you have had.
5) About 500,000, assuming the bus is 50 balls high, 50 balls wide, and 200 balls long.
6) Rankings of baby boy names in 1999, according to Social Security Administration: 1. Jose
(#30), 2. Kevin (#32), 3. Hugh (#830).

7) For a Boeing 747:
– Empty: around 400,000 pounds (lbs), or 181 metric tons
– Maximum Takeoff Weight: around 825,000 pounds, or 374 metric tons
– For context, the weight of an empty Hummer is 8,600 pounds.
4. TRUTH IN PACKAGING
Three boxes are all labeled incorrectly, and you must get the labels right.
The labels on the boxes read as follows:
Box 1
nails
Box 2
screws
Box 3
nails and screws
To gain the information you need to move the labels to the correct boxes, you may
remove a single item from one of the boxes. You may not look into the boxes, nor
pick them up and shake them, etc.
Can this be done? If so, how? If not, why not?
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Remove an item from box 3.
The item tells you what label to put on box 3.
Move the nails and screws label to the box labeled with the other item, and its label to
the remaining box.
Example: you remove a nail from box 3.
Move the label nails from box 1 to box 3.
You can't move the nails and screws label to box 1: that would be a swap, and all
three labels must be corrected.
Move it instead to box 2, and the screws label to box 1.
[box 1] screws
[box 2] nails and screws
[box 3] nails
Further Discussion
5. ONE GIRL - ONE BOY
Teanchi and Beanchi are a married couple (dont ask me who he is and who she is)!
They have two kids, one of them is a girl. Assume safely that the probability of each
gender is 1/2.
What is the probability that the other kid is also a girl?
Hint: It is not 1/2 as you would first think.

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Of course, it's not 1/2 else would make it a lousy puzzle.
Ans: 1/3
This is a famous question in understanding conditional probability, which simply
means that given some information you might be able to get a better estimate.
The following are possible combinations of two children that form a sample space in
any earthly family:
Girl - Girl
Girl - Boy
Boy - Girl
Boy - Boy
Since we know one of the children is a girl, we will drop the Boy-Boy possibility
from the sample space.
This leaves only three possibilities, one of which is two girls. Hence the probability is
1/3
Further Discussion
6. WHATCHYA GONNA DO (2 GOATS AND A CAR)
You are on a game show and there are three doors. The presenter tells you that behind
one of doors there is a car and behind the other two are goats. If you pick the car you
win it. After you have picked a door the presenter opens a different door with a goat
behind it, he then gives you the chance to change what door you open. What should
you do?
Hint: It is not 1/2 as you would first think.
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Jennifer should switch. Contrary to what may seem intuitive, switching actually
doubles her chances of winning the car.
This problem is just a re-wording of what is known as the Monty Hall Problem. The
key to understanding it is that the host knows the locations of the car and goats. His
knowledge changes his actions and thus affects the odds.
Here is a breakdown of all the possible scenarios that Jennifer faces and why Jennifer
should switch:
Door #2 has goat B (probability 1:3) - MB shows goat A behind Door #1 (1:1) - the
car is behind Door #3 (1:1) - switching wins the car - total chances (1:3 x 1:1 x 1:1 =
1:3)
Door #2 has the car (probability 1:3) - MB shows goat A behind Door #1 (1:2) - goat
B is behind Door #3 (1:1) - not switching wins the car - total chances (1:3 x 1:2 x 1:1
= 1:6)
Door #2 has the car (probability 1:3) - MB shows goat B behind Door #1 (1:2) - goat
A is behind Door #3 (1:1) - not switching wins the car - total chances (1:3 x 1:2 x 1:1
= 1:6)

There are (1:3 + 1:3 = 2:3) chances that switching will get Jennifer the car, and only
(1:6 + 1:6 = 1:3) chances she would get the car by not switching. She should switch.
A more general presentation of the reasoning is this:
At the start of the game, there is a 2:3 chance that Jennifer will pick a door with a goat
behind it. If she does, the host will reveal the other other goat, and switching doors
will get Jennifer the car.
There is a 1:3 chance she will pick the car. The host will then reveal a goat. Switching
would win Jennifer a good supply of Ch?vre (and the disdain of her neighbours).
So, 2 out of 3 times switching gets the car. Simple - unintuitive, but simple.
Why does the host's knowledge change the odds. Because he does not randomly select
a door to open - he always opens a door with a goat. By doing this he reduced the
possible scenarios for Jennifer to the four listed above. If he randomly picked, then
Jenny's chances, if the show progressed as presented, would be 50/50. However, there
would also be a 1:3 chance that MB would open the wrong door and reveal the car's
location (followed by a 1:1 chance that MB would be sacked and re-runs of McGyver
would fill out the remainder of the season!)
Further Discussion
7. SEQUENCE PUZZLE
The below is a number puzzle. It should be read left to right, top to bottom.
Question 1: What is the next two rows of numbers?
Question 2: How was this reached?
1
1 1
2 1
1 2 1 1
1 1 1 2 2 1
? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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The secret is to say whay you see on each line and what you see becomes the next
line. For full answer see below.
Line 1 is "Two ones" (2 1)
Line 2 then becomes "One two, and one one" (1 2 1 1)
Line 3 therefore is "One one, one two and two ones" (1 1 1 2 2 1)
Line 4 is "Three ones, two twos and one one" (3 1 2 2 1 1)
Line 5 is "One three, one one, two twos and two ones" (1 3 1 1 2 2 2 1)
Further Discussion
8. HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

A man runs a mile south, a mile west, and a mile north and ends up back where he
started! How did it happen?
That might be easy but the harder part is that there are actually an infinite number of
answers for where the man could have started from. Explain.
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Any point on the circle (1 + 1/2pi) miles from the South Pole.
After going South 1 mile, you're (1/2pi) miles from the Pole,
which allows you to run West 1 mile [1 lap of a 1-mile circumference circle]
and be able to go a mile North to the starting point.
There is an infinite number of starting distances:
1 + 1/2Npi miles North of the South pole where N is any positive integer.
N is then the number of circular laps in your westerly mile.
e.g. N=5280 - you'd run 5280 laps around a 1-foot circumference circle.
Further Discussion
9. HOLE IN A SPHERE
A 6-inch hole is drilled through a sphere. What is the volume of the remaining portion
of the sphere?
Clarifications:
[1] the hole is a circular cylinder of empty space whose axis passes through the center
of the sphere - just as a drill would make if you aimed the center of the drill at the
center of the sphere and made sure you drilled all the way through.
[2] the length of the hole [6 inches] is the height of the cylinder that forms the inside
surface once the hole is drilled. picture the inside surface as viewed from inside the
hole and measure the length of that surface in the direction of the axis of the drill.
in this sense, you could for example drill a 6-inch hole through the earth. the diameter
of the hole would be huge, and you'd just have a tiny remnant of the earth left. but if
you could set it on a table [a big table] it would be 6 inches high.
You of course could not drill a 6-inch hole through a sphere whose diameter was less
than 6 inches. This fact leads to the logical answer.
The hard way involves calculus. The easy way uses logic.
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Here's the mathematical solution:
Radius of sphere = R, radius of hole = r, length of hole = 2L [so L=3], height of cap =
h.
Since r*r = R*R - L*L and h = R-L, we can eliminate r and h and do everything in
terms of R and L.
Swizzling cpotting's cap formula, V[cap] = pi/3 (2R*R*R - 3R*R*L + L*L*L)
Cylinders are ho-hum, V[cyl] = 2pi*L*r*r = (2pi/3) (3R*R*L - 3L*L*L)
V[removed by drilling] = V[cylinder] + 2V[cap]
doing the math,
V[removed] = (4pi/3)R*R*R - (4pi/3)L*L*L

Pretty amazing: the volume removed by a hole of length 2L is the difference of the
volumes of two spheres: one of radius R, the other of radius L.
So the remaining volume is simply the volume of a shpere with radius L. [hint-hint at
the logical solution]
V[remainder] = (4pi/3)L*L*L = 36pi.
Here's the logical solution:
My friend wouldn't have posed a math problem [boring] and she wouldn't have left
out critical information. Therefore the answer couldn't depend on the radius of the
sphere. I chose a sphere size [radius=3] that would make 0 volume removed [a hole of
length 6 and diameter 0]. With nothing removed, the remaining volume is the original
volume: (4pi/3) 3*3*3.
So it's 36pi.
Further Discussion
10. HELP! A REMAINDER IS CHASING ME
I just found a number with an interesting property:
When I divide it by 2, the remainder is 1.
It's not a small number, but it's not really big, either.
Find the smallest number with such property.
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2519
The number has to end in 9.
Looked brute force for small numbers.
59 and 119 were promising, but no cigar.
Then looked for agreement among
39 + multiples of 40,
69 + multiples of 70 and
89 + multiples of 90
Smallest one was 2519.
Still think of this as kind of brute force.
Maybe there is no elegant solution.
Further Discussion

BONUS! RIDDLE ENCORE
Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving can't relate
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It's Pi
3,1 4 1 5 9
2 6 5 3 5 8
9 7 9
3 2 3 8 4 6
Further Discussion
Oldies but Goodies:
OLD FUNNY ONE
Right now Mum is 21 years older then her child. In 6 years her child will be 5 times
younger than she.
Where is Daddy?
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The child is brand new in the womb, since .75 of a year is about 9 months. So the
father is...well, ya know- pretty close by.
Further Discussion
TRAPPED
There is a room with no windows, doors, or any sort of opening, the walls are solid
steel 10 feet thick, and you are trapped inside, left only with a saw and a table.
How do you escape? (more variations in our Brain Teasers Forums)
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Fantasy logic problem where words have alternate meanings (usually related to
homonyms)
You saw the table in half; but the two halves together; two halves make a whole
(hole) and you crawl out through the hole.
Further Discussion
HOW MANY WERE GOING TO SAINT IVES?
As I was going to Saint Ives,
I crossed the path of seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kittens,
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to Saint Ives?
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It is 1
You are PASSING those people. You are the ONLY person going from X to St Ives,
they are going from St Ives to X
Further Discussion
ANOTHER OLDIE - CAN YOU GET THEM ALL?
1. 26 L of the A
2. 7 D of the W
3. 7 W of the W
4. 12 S of the Z
5. 66 B of the B
6. 52 C in a P (W J)
7. 13 S in the U S F
8. 18 H on a G C
9. 39 B of the O T
10. 5 T on a F
11. 90 D in a R A
12. 3 B M (S H T R)
13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F
14. 15 P in a R T
15. 3 W on a T
16. 100 C in a D
17. 11 P in a F (S) T
18. 12 M in a Y
19. 13 is U F S
20. 8 T on an O
21. 29 D in F in a L Y
22. 27 B in the N T
23. 365 D in a Y
24. 13 L in a B D
25. 52 W in a Y

26. 9 L of a C
27. 60 M in an H
28. 23 P of C in the H B
29. 64 S on a C B
30. 9 P in S A
31. 6 B to an O in C
32. 1000 Y in a M
33. 15 M on a D M C
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1. 26 L of the A - 26 Letters of the Alphabet
2. 7 D of the W - 7 days of the Week
3. 7 W of the W - 7 wonders of the world
4. 12 S of the Z - 12 signs of the zodiac
5. 66 B of the B - 66 books of the bible
6. 52 C in a P (W J) - 52 cars in a pack (without jokers)
7. 13 S in the U S F - 13 stripes in the united states flag
8. 18 H on a G C - 18 holes on a golf course
9. 39 B of the O T - 39 books of the old testament
10. 5 T on a F - 5 toes on a foot
11. 90 D in a R A - 90 degrees in a right angel
12. 3 B M (S H T R) - 3 blind mice (see how they run)
13. 32 is the T in D F at which W F - 32 is the temperature in degrees ferenheight at
which water freezes
14. 15 P in a R T - 15 players in a rugby team
15. 3 W on a T - 3 wheels on a tricycle
16. 100 C in a D - 100 cents in a dollar
17. 11 P in a F (S) T - 11 players in a football (soccer) team
18. 12 M in a Y - 12 months in a year
19. 13 is U F S - 13 is unlucky for some
20. 8 T on an O - 8 tenticles on an octopus
21. 29 D in F in a L Y - 29 days in Feburary in a leap year
22. 27 B in the N T - 27 books in the new testiment
23. 365 D in a Y - 365 days in a year
24. 13 L in a B D - 13 loaves in a baker's dozen
25. 52 W in a Y - 52 weeks in a year
26. 9 L of a C - 9 lives of a cat
27. 60 M in an H - 60 minutes in an hour
28. 23 P of C in the H B - 23 pairs of chromosomes in the human body
29. 64 S on a C B - 64 squares on checkers board
30. 9 P in S A - 9 provinces in south africa
31. 6 B to an O in C - 6 bowls to an over in cricket
32. 1000 Y in a M - 1000 years in a millenium
33. 15 M on a D M C - 15 men on a dead man's chest

Which type of romantic nature do u've?
Rain
Sky
Flower
Eyes
Colourz
Darkhness
Songs
Clouds
Rainbow
Fragrance
Books
Sunlight
Shyness
hands..
Choose and reply
=========Answers======
Rain: xtreme Romantic
Sky: Ur constant in romance
Flower: Respectable
Eyes: Enthusiastic
Colours: Flirt
Darkness: Want to hide ur Romance
Songs: Shameless
Clouds: Dry
Rainbow: polite
Fragrance: Naughty
Books: Sensible
Sunlite: Aggressive
Shyness: Cheap
Hands: ..Lovable.
When You 1st Talked
To Me
You Thought
I Was _____ ?
&

Now I'm ______ ?
1.Naughty
2.innocent
3.smart
4.cute
5.dumb
6.loser
7.sober
8.lovable
9.proud
10.rude
Reply Must
Fill it For me..
Colour For Me:- ?
Nick for me:- ?
Dress for me:- ?
Flower for me:- ?
Advice for me:- ?
Song for me:- ?
Tittel for me:- ?
Gift for me:- ?
Reply Must..
What wil u select 4 my personality..?
1.Blue Bangles
2.White Dress
3.Red Lipstick
4.Pink Earings
5.Silver Ring
6.Black Eye Makeup
7.Golden Shoes.
Reply.. Then i'll tell u the answer..!
Blue Bangles: U think Im gud lukinG
White Dress:U think Im religious
Red Lipstick: U think Im hot Pink
Pink Earings: U think Im funky
Silver Ring: U love me
Black Eye Makeup: U think Im sexy
Golden Shoes: U think Im boring!
Tel the RIGHT OPTION 4 ME, :-)
(1) I am . . . . . ?

(, Normal, Cute, Rocking)
(2) You can't Beat Me at . . . . . ?
(Fight, Debate, Study, Style)
(3) I have Great . . . . . ?
(Atitude, Smile, Nature, Eyes)
(4) My Looks are . . . . . ?
(Cool, Average, Hot, Awsume)
(5) You . . . . . Me?
(Like, Hate, Ignore, Love)
(6) You Consider Me . . . . . ?
(Good Friend, Best Friend, More Then That)
rply must i wanna know ur views about me..!!
Using the 1st letter of ur name, say one word about Me.
Send it to all your friends n get,
Unexpected replies,
But First Reply Me.
in Reply Me SMS (130 Characters)
87.5
Ranking Me Truly Please...
Please Don't Ignore It.
Tell Percentage
Innocent %
Cute %
Intelligent %
Loving %
Sincere %
Friendly %
Rude %
Proud %
Reply Me.
85

Select 1 number You like. I'll tell which type of mind u got according to
psychology. Its true Research But reply must.
REALITY
020, 120, 244, 264, 557, 302, 309, 900
Answer:
020: Irritating Mind
302: Cute Mind
244: Soft Mind
264: Fast Mind
557: Loving Mind
120: Duffer Mind
309: Lazy Mind
900: Romantic Mind
82.5
Jo Tumhare Mobile Mai 25 Number Par SMS Ho Wo Bhejo.
Aaj Dekhte hain ke Aap ke Mobile ka Hamare Naseeb Mai Konsa sms Hai.
I am Waiting plz Reply Jaldi Karna?
81.7
Select 1 no. then I will tell you
About your nature,
00,11,22,33,44,55,66,77,88,99.
It works, Do try i m waiting please reply.
00-Mental
11-Smart
22-Romantic
33-Bold
44-Naughty
55-Joker
66-Excellent
77-Sexy
88-Hot
99-Ziddi
Kafi suit bi karta hai.
78.8
What Is More Painful?
When A Person Whom You Trust, Hurts You?
Or....
The Person Whom You Hurt, Still Trusts You?

Think and Reply Fast.
78
Question Of The Day:
Aap Mujhe Meri Shaadi Per Kya Gift Den Gey?
Send It To Your Friends and Get Gift.
Reply Is Must.
76
Jis se Aap Pyar Karte ho Us Se Shadi k Kitne % Chance Hain.
Koi ek select karen.
A, B, S, N, E, F, T, Y, R, K.
Reply me fast.
Answer:
A. 50%:
B. 00%
S. 100%
N. 90%
E. 10%
F. 75%
T. 05%
Y. 60%
R. 98%
K. 20%
75.7
Select 1 Flower Then I'll Tel You About Your Coming Life?
1: Red Flowr
2: Black Flowr
3: Yellow Flowr
4: Orange Flowr
5: White Flowr
6: Pink Flowr
7: Blue Flowr.
Answer:
Red Flower:
Jise chahte ho wo zrur mile ga
Black Flower:
Kisi ko pa kr kho do ge
Yellow Flower:
Life prtnr ko khush rahogy,

Orange Flower:
Love marrige nhi ho ge
White Flower:
Koi bht pyar kre ga
Pink Flower:
Koi apna bht piyar krta hai,
Blue Flower:
Life k hr mor pr jhut ka sahra lo ge.
75.7
Ek Parinde Ko Ek Machli Se Pyar Hogaya
Machli Pani Nahi Chorr Sakti,
Aur Parinda Paani Main Nahi Ja Sakta.
Woh Kaise Mileinge?
Agar Sacha Pyar Kiya Hai To Solution Batao.
75.7
Agar Aapko Ek Red Rose mile or 3 option hain Aapke pas to Aap rose
kahan rakhoge?
1=Window Per
2=Table Per
3=Bed Per
Reply me mei Aapko Bataonga k Aapki shadi kaise hogi.
Window= Bhag Kar
Table= Love Marriage... ;-)oohhooo
Bed= Arrange Marriage.
75.6
Suppose you are sitting with me,
On the stairs of the Tarris of your,
Home at 3 in midnight.
Suddenly, your phone rings and you stand up, And go promising me to
come back, But the person on the phone is my mom, Giving you the
creepy news that i died last night,
Will you come back to me
Reply Honestly?
75
Meri Ek Achi Aadat Batao?
Jo Aap Chahty ho k Kabhi Change Na Ho.
Ye Sab ko Send Karen Aur Dekhen k Aap k Andar Kitni Achi Aadaten

Hain.
But Reply Me 1st.
75
Today Is 'Keh Bhi Do Day'
So Send One Sentence About Me That You Didn't Said Me Yet.
Say Very Frankly.
Reply Is Must And Fast And True As Well.
75
REPLY MUST! If you had a choice of stealing 1 thing from me what would
it b?
Send this sms to people who know you.
You will get amazing replies!
Waiting 4 ur reply.
72.5
Choose Any Numbar Zara Pata to Chale K
Aap ki Zindage Mai Kis Cheez ki Kami Hai.
27 37 47 57 67 77 87 97
Reply Must.
Answer:
27= Vitamin C ki
37= Vitamin B ki
47= Vitamin A ki
57= Vitamin F ki
67= Fat ki
77= Vitamin D ki
87= Iron ki
97= Vitamin E ki. :-)
71.7
Today is
'Happy Balance Day'
So Recharge My Cell
Rs20=NiceFrnd
Rs50=SweetFnd
Rs150=CuteFnd
Rs250=Gud Frnd
Rs500=Bst Frnd
'Ab Nibhao Dosti'

Hai koi Frnd???
70
Question Agar Kabhi Aapse Meri Larai Hojati Hai To
Aap Larai Khatam Karne K Liye Kya Karoge?
Select Any number & Get the Funny Answer!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
Answer:
1:Sorry
2:Hug
3:Gift
4:Love
5:Kiss
6:You'll send me balance
7:Smile
8:Shout
9:Dinner
10:Outing.
70
Select a Bird for Me and then I tell You What You Feel About Me!
Sparrow
Crow
Eagle1
Parrot
Pigeon
Penguin
Falcon
Reply Must
Answers:
Sparrow: I am innocent
Parrot: I am flirt
Eagle: U like me
Crow: We are best friends
Pigeon: U love me too much!
Penguin: I am cute
Falcon: I am dangerous for u!
70
Agar Aap Ek Pencil Hotay To Mere Liye Kya Likhte?
Aur

Agar Aap Rubber Hotay To Meri Zindagi Se Kya Mitatay?
Reply Must Please.

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when
they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Romantic SMS, Romantic English SMS, 178 Characters
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but
then less magical.
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
No shadows 2 depress u
only joys 2 surround u
many friends 2 luv u
God himself 2 bless u
These r my wishes 4 u,
for today, tommorrow & everyday
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
Don't go for looks,
they can deceive
Don't go for wealth
even that fades away.

Go for sum1 who makes u
smile becoz only a smile makes
a dark day seem bright..
As days go by, my feelings ge t stronger ,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........
Message:some text missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date missing
*Missing U a lot thats y
everything is missing....
softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!
Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..
I m on a mission:
Misson 2 avoid u,
2 forgetu, 2 get rid of u,

2 not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short....
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)
Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!
Q:Wat is luv?
*
*
*
*
A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece...!
A word to say, a word to hear
Even in ur absence i feel u near
R relation is strong..hope it goes long
v wil remain d same til d life goes on!
U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!
I'll stand here 4ever,
If 4ever's what it takes,
because u r my 4ever,
and 4ever always waits.....

My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
Ur d angel who I cherish so dearly
in tis heart of mine,
d 1 who makes my day brighter,
by making my whole world shine..!
Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I'll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..!
U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.

U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!
Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES'S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say'I LOVE YOU.'
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes
which loves u.
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never
let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
when daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something
true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
I was asked about Newton's law and I said I don't know. I was questioned on the current President of
USA and I wasn't sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can
think of, is you.
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
Relationship doesn't get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own
STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!

Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give
you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to
see you smile again.
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love's not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't
miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss
YOU!
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love
would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I
am always thinking about you."
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can't
sleep now coz' I've lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you
forever! :).
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always
remembers. I love you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get
enough of you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be
with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more
every day. I love you.
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i
would be afraid 2 lose u!

A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a
space no one can fill!
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the
worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of
u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most
precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
When you love someone truly, you don't look for faults, you don't look for answers, you don't look for
mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my
life when you are in it.
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of
u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it

Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz.
Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given
by love.
A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in
my heart.
We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve
said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every
thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U
want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at
the safest place, you r in my heart.

I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love
You,' and the way you're always there.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to
make me smile the whole day through.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but
u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave
her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the
person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't
as beautiful as you. 2
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then
would u realise how special u r to me.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why
somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way
we must go is long but we'll win every fight.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and
far from my eyes.
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but
how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there
will never be another you!
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the
heart and stayed.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u
hv found it, u've found luv.
When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that
wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you
love but you can always love the person you trust.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to
fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of. A
dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.

When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone &
they luv you back, it's everything.
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale
come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and
violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
1000 Words I Could Say
Phone romantic text messages romantic sms messages and cool funny cute
romantic sweet nice txt messaging for phone
1000 words I could say,
1000 wishes I could pray,
1000 miles legs could walk,
1000 sounds a mouth could talk,
1000 times i’ll b true,
1000 ways 2 say i love you!
romantic text messages,could,say,ill,times,true,love
..
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U. By shaheryar
No one is too young f
u can put relationship in afile.u cant stop hearts 4 a while u ca make a deasrt of a nile but
u can never stop my smile when i c ur nam on my mobile
By Jeet
you are summoned to courtyou are summoned to court for tresspassing in my heart and
if you plead guilty u will be sentenced to love me 4ever so how do u plead?
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I
just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of it..."By
Arzoo
if you say my eyez are beautiful,
By Someone special
the nominies 4 nice lovers rthe nominies 4 nice lovers r
YOU
YOU!
YOU!!

YOU!!!!
YOU!!!!!
n the winner is
ME
bcoz ihav
YOU!!!
Mukhoji
4ever & ever i`l be by ur side, & if u r afraid of the world i`l help u to hide,bcuz.....1
thousand deaths i rather die....than ever see u hurt or cry...huma
If I hav a Heart Attack, then
that's all bcuz of u, cuz,
u r in my heart with anothor heart
that is ur heart,
which is striking my heart and say,
I LOVE U! (That's Seceret) Misaal
Meaning of rose colours...
Red 4 Love..
Yellow 4 Special Friend..
White 4 Peace..
Black 4 Hate & Darkness..
Pink 4 Likeness..
So Plz Choose One Roz Colour 4 Me!!!Sunny Ig..
When i was walking alone, i wish that i can reach the end of the road.......But when u
walked with me i wish the road never ends.Aslesha
LOVE~*
*~CARE~*
*~INSPIRATIONS~*
*~KINDNESS~*
These R Few Words Which Cum In My MIND,As I Think Of U!!! :-)precious Soul
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out
of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!! Mukhoji
LOVE is Special
LOVE is Sweet
LOVE is what makes
Life complete
LOVE is giving
LOVE is Kind
LOVE is Joy
& Peace of Mind
Love is Laughter
Seldom Tears
Sharing Caring
Through the Year
LOVE is more than words Express

But mostly
"LOVE IS HAPPINESS"FARRUKH

Tamil SMS Text Message
Aval ennai
pirinth vittal
enbathu enaku therium
pavam en idhayathuku theriyathu
athu unakukaka innum
thudithu kondu irukirathu
~ Tamil SMS Text Message
Naan
Unnidam Konda kadhal
Unnai suttri ullavarkkellam
theyrinthu vittathu
Unnai thavira……
Oru baby’a
Cute-ah,
Personality-ah,
Beautiful-ah,
Talented-ah,
Inteligent-ah,
Valarkanuma???
Mullil than valkai
Aanalum sirithu
gondirukkuthu “Roja”
SO smile is the
best medition
always be “happy”
Kanavugalum Karpanaium
kalam Thazthum – Adalal
En Unarvugaluku
Un Ninavugalaiye
Ookka Marundakki
Kathirukiren
Un Varugaikaga…
Sontha Sinthanai:
Sogam Mattumae Vaalkkai Kidaiyaathu!
Sugamagavae Yen Naalum Vaalnthu Vida Vum Mudiyaathu!
Simitum Nam Imaigal Oru Nodi Irutinaal Thaan Nam-maal Pala Nodigal Velichathil
Vaala Mudium Yenbathai Mara Vaatheer..
Tholvi enaku puthithalla
.
athanalthan avanai

.
marakka vendum
.
endru ninaikkum bodhu
.
kooda
.
En manathodu poradi thotru pogiraen
kaadhalum, natpum
iru kavithaigal
Anbaana natpai
.
Nesikiren,
.
nesikum
Natpai
.
kadhallikiren!
.
Natpu un meedu
Kadal un natpin meedu.
Nan Kodutha Kadithathai
.
vaithu Aval
.
Kappal Vittu
.
Vilayadi Kondu irukiraal
.
Thaniril Alla
.
“Yen Kanneeril”
Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
.
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
.
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
.
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
Ulaga SMS Varalaattril
mudhal muraiyaaga
Inbox’ku vandhu sila
Nimidangaley aana
Puththam Pudhiya

megaa hit Comedy
Message
Vijay is trying for
“Six Pack”…
Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu.!
Yean Theriyumaa.?
romba yosikkaadhey
Rendu velaiyaiyum
Orey nearathula
adhaala seiyya mudiyaadhilla adhaan.
Political Thathuvam : Yennadhaan ‘Karunanithi’ DMK la irundhaalum avar sotta
mandayila yaaraavudhu kottina AMMA”nu dhaan kaththuvaar…”
Oru veetla 2 peru irunthanga. Oruthan peru nee loosu Innorutthan peru naan loosu. Oru
naal nee loosu veliya poitan veetla yaar irupanga. Sirichikite solunga..? :-)
Mazhaikum
.
veyilkum enna difference. . .?
.
1.
2.
3.
4.
Ans:
.
mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . .
.
Veayilil Bhavana dance aaduvaa..
Ennathan nammakku Rendu kaadhu irrunthallum namma’ONNU’nu sonna’ONNU’nu
than ketkkum….
Man1: “Irundhalum antha ma’isthiri romba mossam…”
.
Man2: “Yen appadi solrenga?”
.
Man1: “Road roller punchernu 500 rubaai Kanakula Yeludhitar…”

Patient : Doctor, Operation’ai Thavira Veara Vazhiye illaiya.?
Doctor : Oh.! Irukkey,THARKOLAI Pannikkalaam.!
Tea kadai kaaran podatha Tea enna tea?
.
Theriyalaya…
.
NIGHTEE…!
Varthai
.
Thadumara
.
Karanam
.
Kangal,
.
Valkai
.
Thadumara
.
Karanam
.
“Pengal”…
.
Be care ful…
“Gandhi
.
Nattukkaaga
.
Uzhaiththar”
.
Naam
.
“Gandhi
.
Nottukkaaga
.
Uzhaikinroam”
Kazhudhai Sonnadhu!!!
.
Ennai paarr Yogam Varum…
.
Figure-i Paarr Sogam Varum!.!.!.

India Thiru Nattil…
.
Thondinal Thangam Kidaikkum…
.
Vettinal Velli Kidaikkum…
.
Aanal…
.
Padithal mattum
.
Vealai Kitaikkadhu!!!
AdaDe!!!
.
Perundhu Payanathil
.
Iyarkai Alagai Rasikka
.
Mudiyavillai…
.
Nadathunarin Sillarai Pakki!!!
Oru Pennin
.
Sirippu Matrum Kanneer
.
Irandumea
.
Manidhanai
.
Edhu Vendumanalum Seiyya
.
Thoondum!.!.!
Pazhaiya Sorum
.
Suttadhu…
.
Appa Sonnar
.
“DhandaSoru”
Saththam Illamal
.
Thatti Kettadhu
.
Thavaru Seium Podhellam…
.

“Manasu”
Top-up Pottu Message
.
Anuppum Nanbanai Nambu…
.
Make-up Pottu Pesi
.
Kollum Pennai Nambathea…
Vidivadharkul
.
Veezhndhu Viduvom
.
Ena therindhum….
.
Eriyum Vilakkodu
.
Vilaiyadum
.
Egandha Piravigal…
Sontha Sinthanai:
Sogam Mattumae Vaalkkai Kidaiyaathu!
Sugamagavae Yen Naalum Vaalnthu Vida Vum Mudiyaathu!
Simitum Nam Imaigal Oru Nodi Irutinaal Thaan Nam-maal Pala Nodigal Velichathil
Vaala Mudium Yenbathai Mara Vaatheer..
Aangallin Kaadhal
.
“Aayull Varai”…
.
Penngallin Kaadhal
.
“Parents Azhum Varai”…
En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…
Sandhosham irukkum idaththil Vaazha ninaippadhai vida, Nee irukkum idaththil
Sandhoshathai Undaakku. Un Vaazhkkayil Niraivu Irukkum.

Imai moodi Nee urangu.. Un vizhi vaasalil Naan kaaval iruppaen.. Intha iravu iniya
iravaagattum.., Iniya kanavugalodu.. Iravu Vanakam!
“Ulagirkku OLI Tharum Suriyane Uranga Sendru Vittathu”
“En Uyirku OLI tharum natpe Nee Mattum Yen Vilithirukirai Poi Kan Urangu” GOOD
NIGHT…! sweet dreams..
Sollivida Enni
Pala Naal
Arugil Varuven…
Undhan Paarvai
Paarthadhum
Adhu Mattum Podhum
Ena Ninaithu
Vilagi Viduven…
En Manadhil Ulladhu
Therindhum
Vilaiyaadum
Paavaiyea
Nee Etru Kolvai Enrey
Thodarkiren Un Nizhalai
.
Thodarven Enrum…
.
I Love You
Kaatrum manakirathu! kaaranam…
Athu un swasathaiyum seirthu sumanthu varugiradhe Athanal thaan…!
Akka friend’a akkaava ninaikkalam, thangachi friend’a thangachiyaa ninaikalam but….
Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?
Ennai
Marakka
Vendum
Endru Ninaikum
Ovvoru Nimidangal’ilum,

Ennai Ninaikirai
Enbadhai Maranthu Vidathey…
Ithil Ethu Putthisali?
.
1.Vattam
.
2.Sadhuram
.
Vidai: Sadhuram
.
Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.
Teacher: ”Azhagu Neerilum Nilathilum Vazhum Eadhavadhu oru vilangu(mirugam)
.
peyar sollu”.
.
Azhagu: Thavalai(frog) Madem.
.
Teacher: Sariya Sonna, Vera 3 vilangu sollu…
.
Azhagu: Thavalaiyoda Appa, Amma & Annan Madem.
Vadhiyar: Pasangala Irattai Kilavikku Udharanam Sollunga???
.
Students: Namma Tamil Miss-um Maths Miss-um Than Sir!!!
En Unarvugaluku
Un Ninavugalaiye
Ookka Marundakki
Kathirukiren
Un Varugaikaga…
.
vaithu Aval
.
Kappal Vittu
.
.
Thaniril Alla
.
“Yen Kanneeril”

Aangallin Kaadhal
.
“Aayull Varai”…
.
Penngallin Kaadhal
.
“Parents Azhum Varai”…
Kadarkkarai mannalil
Namadhu Natppai
Yezhudhi Vaiththean…
Alai vandhu adiththu sendradhu -
‘Vilai Madhipillaa
Muthukkal’ Yenakkey Sondham yendru.!.
Happy New Year My Dear Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegam…
.
Exam Ezhudhum Student oruvan, packetil irundhu thundu kagidhathai eduthadhai
Supervisor parthu vittar. BIT adikiran.
.
Adhai pidunginar. Muraithar. ‘Tholaindhom…’enru azhudhu konde ezhundha manavanai,
tholai thottu utkara vaithu vittu…
.
Vegamaga adutha araikkul nuzhaindhar… ange thervu ezhudhikondirukkum
.
avarudaiya ‘ Makku Paiyanukku’ BIT-ai kodukka!!!
Meathai…
.
Meathamaikkum
.
Peathamaikkum ulla Vithiyasam
.
Enna? enru Arignar Oruvaridam
.
Kettabodhu Avar Kooriya Padhil…
.
“Meathaigalukku Nokkangal Undu…
.
Pethaikalukku Verum Eakkangalthan Undu…”
30 Kadhaigalukku mael anuppivitten. Onru kooda puplish aagavillai. Virakthiyaagi
ponadhu manadhu.

Ennoda kadhaiyai mattum neenga puplish pannalai, nan tharkolaiye pannikiven sir…enru
Aasiriyarukku kaditham ezhudhinen.
Appadiyavadhu namma kadhai puplish aagadha engira nappasaithan karanam. Enakku
tharkolai seidhukira alavukku thunichal illai. Chumma kagitha mirattal!
Appodhuthan adhu nigalndhadhu. Eppodhum en ninaivugal paththirikai, paththirikai
enrea irundhathal edhiril vandha vaganathai kavanikkamal valaivil thiruppi,
vibatthukkulagi nanum scooter-um thanithaniyaga kidanthoam.
Treatment eduthukondu, Iyalbu vazhkaiku nan thirumbi iruntha adutha varam athea
paththirikai-il “Helmet” anivathan avasiyam kuritthu katturai ezhuthi irundhargal, Nan
Accident aana padathai pottu!!!
Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..
Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla.
b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan; konjam
tired athan...
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu, Varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, Varaya theriyathavan
Athistasaali
24 mani neramu thirandhe irukkum katai ethu nalla thing pannunga
sakkatai then
Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu
nan enbathu irandu ezhuththu
kathal enbathu mundu ezhuththu
friend 1: naan yethu senjalum yen wife kuruka nikiraa friend 2: car otty pare? (by
saravanan)

Kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita??? (by A.S.Senthil kumar)
Difference between Saivam & Asaivam?
.
Mutton shop'la thongura aatta parthu,
unn kannula thanni vandha 'Saivam'..!
unn naakula thanni vandha 'Asaivam'..!
What is the similarity between
Krishna Jayanthi
and
Communism?
'KAAL MARKS'..!
Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu ?
because 2indu valaium ora narathula panamudiyathu
Boy: Ungappa kitta nethu dairiyama poi naan unga ponna LOVE panrennu sollitten.
Girl: enna romba kovapattara?
Boy: Illa, enna romba paridabama paatharu..
Sorry konja naala ennala sms anuppa mudiyalla.
b coz, advance-a feb-14 kku wantha letter ellam ippathan padichchi mudichchan; konjam
tired athan...
Kathal Enpadhu oviyam ponradhu, Varaya therinthavan Buthisaali, Varaya theriyathavan
Athistasaali
Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
.
But
.
Why does this bloody “EXAM” comes again and again……..
24 mani neramu thirandhe irukkum katai ethu nalla thing pannunga

sakkatai then
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life
Kannil oru minnal,
Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu
nan enbathu irandu ezhuththu
kathal enbathu mundu ezhuththu
Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu ?
because 2indu valaium ora narathula panamudiyathu
UKG Rowdism:
.
Boy1:thala,thala!
.
Boy2:ennada?
.
Boy1:thala unga aalu kitta oruthan snacks kekkaran
.
Boy2:adinga…..
.
evanda avan entha section?
.
Boy1:UKG ‘b’ section thala
.
Boy2:dai ‘b’ section ‘balpam babu’ ‘ceralac pandi’ kita solli avanoda slate tooka
solra,avan alattum.am very upset.Machi oru peg junior horlicks adicha dan en manasu
aarum…
Cream Biscuitla Cream Irukkum Anna
Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukathu.

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?
Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.
Kangaliluruthu gangaiyum yamunaiyum
Perukkeduthu Odukinranaa
Iruppinum...
Thaagam theeravaillae
unarum varai
unmaiyum oru
poi thaan
purikinra varai
vazhkiyum oru
pudir thaan
so enjoy ur life..
Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam
Karanam ketan
Swasippathu enae
Nessipathu unaieya endrathu.
Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu: Onnuu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhaan varum.
Parthiban: 40 paisa thola vachukettu paalatha kudu
Naan Kadavulidam
Oru Varam Kettka
Pogiren
Enna Enral
Nee Ennai Ninaikkum
Podhellam
Oru Murai
Kann Smitta
Vendum
Enru
Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar...
Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

7 Parmparaiku ukanthu sapida paisa irunthlum... fast food kadaile ninukitu dhan
saapidanum!
Idhayaththil
Idam
Koduppavargall
Kadhalargall
Idhayathaiye
Idamaga
Koduppavargall
NANNBARGALL
"Pirar Mugathukku
Pinl Nam
Seiya Veandiya
Kariyam??
"Avargalai Thati Koduppadhu Matumdhn""
Engnring Colegela padichu Enginer agalam, Presidncy colgla padichu president aga
mudiyuma?!
Muruganukku" Motai podu, "Perumaluku" Namam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My
chellam, ne daily "jate podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
Mullil than valkai
Aanalum sirithu
gondirukkuthu “Roja”
SO smile is the
best medition
always be “happy”
En Unarvugaluku
Un Ninavugalaiye
Ookka Marundakki
Kathirukiren
Un Varugaikaga…
Kaadhalum, natpum
iru kavithaigal
Anbaana natpai
.
Nesikiren,
.

nesikum
Natpai
.
kadhallikiren!
.
Natpu un meedu
Kadal un natpin meedu.
.
vaithu Aval
.
Kappal Vittu
.
.
Thaniril Alla
.
“Yen Kanneeril”
An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /////// Whose Signature is this.?
Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?
Vetriyaal Magizhchi Mattum dhan kidaikkum..
.
Aanaal Tholviyaal Nalla Anubavamum
.
adhanal pakkuvamum kidaikkum…
.
Anubavamdhaan Vazhkaiyil Vetri Pera Udhavum..
Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
.
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
.
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
.
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
Varthai
.
Thadumara
.
Karanam
.
Kangal,
.

Valkai
.
Thadumara
.
Karanam
.
“Pengal”…
.
Be care ful…
“Viyarvai Thuligalum, Kanneer Thuligalum, “Uppaga” Irukkalam.
Aanal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai “Inippaga” Maattrum.
Dr.A.P.J.Abdul kalam.
Thunbathai
Anubavitha
Kaalathai
Marandhu vidu.,
Aanal
Adhu Unaku
Karpitha
Paadathai
Marandhu
Vidathe…
Pirivu-namai Azha vaikum.
Joke-namai Sirika vaikum.
Thathuvam-namai sinthika vaikum.
But intha Chinna SmS Ennai ninaika vaikum..
udal kalaipu udaluku mattum mandirku endrum thevai inipu adai inaipadu thaan pongalin
sirapu iniya pongal nalvazhthukal iniya pongal nalvazhthukal
"Thai piranthaal Vazhi pirakkum", yes this is a phrase commonly used by Tamils since
the Sangam Period (2,000 year back). Why not "Chithirai piranthall vazhi pirakkum", if
Chithirai is the New Year of the Tamil people.
Ungalukum Ungal Kudambathinar Anaivarukum En Idhaiyam Kanidha Iniya PONGAL
Nal Vazthukal.
"Pongal" Super Offer 3sms Anuppinal 1sms Thirupi Anupapadum, Ithu sms Stock Ulla
Varai Mattumey... 5 sms ku Mel Anupum Adhirstasalikaluku Oru Pic msg Free., Call
Seithu 'hai' Sollungal, oru Missed call Ilavasamaka Perungal, ivai Anaithum Balance ulla
varai Mattumey.. Munthungal.. Vellungal

(_),,=.____ ",/" :. : :.), _,_,_!,!,!"""!,!,!"_,_,, Po lakshmi ! po ! Ean friend elarukum
advance happy pongal solietu va.
markazhi thai enaikum innnaal naluravukalai oendrinikum nannalaga kondada iniya
pongal nalvazhthukal
vanpozhindu sooriya oli alithu mman sumaka karumbu inika, iyarkai thanda parisu
punnagai matumme persu illam thorum pongattum pongalil erundu
udal kalaipu udaluku mattum mandirku endrum thevai inipu adai inaipadu thaan pongalin
sirapu iniya pongal nalvazhthukal iniya pongal nalvazhthukal
nam vivasaigalum vilai selvangalum chezhipudan endrum niraindiruka nam vazhvu
chezhika anaivarukum iniya pongal nalvazhthukal
Good evening tamil kavithai sms Nee ennai maranthu vitai enbathu enaku therium.
Pavam en idhayathuku theriyathu athu Unakaga innamum thudithu kondirukirathu........
Good evening
2020 il nee yeppadi iruppa theriyanuma 7 time press CHELLAM appavum nee en best
FRIENDa than irupa... Good evening...:-)
intha iniya pon naalil vinayagar ungalukum ungul kudumpatirukum ella arulaiyum
puriyatum Iniya Vinayagar Chaturthi Vazthukal
In a forest 10 people were walking....! (including me) Suddenly a TIGER came and killed
9 people..... but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? Because Nangadhan singamla..........
Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? Writer: padikka sonna..... ungala yaru
nakki pakka sonnathu.....
Parthiban: Banna evlo? Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? Vadivalu:
60 paisaku tholdhan varum. Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu
Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and tried to jump. At that time i got a
message in my mobile. It's your message , after i read it i decided to live. U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
Naragathil yeman and man. MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE...

Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri. Friend 2: "yeppadi?" Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru
kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"...
Sachin century Adicha. "Stadum Full". Rajini padam Nadicha. "Theatre Full" Thalla
S.M.S. anupuna unga "INBOX FULL"
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai. "KADHAL"
There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi. so kaliman demand aiducham. so unga mandil
irukarada safe pannikinga.
Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivary teacher.
Dr Monitor MBBS, ulcer Specialist. Dr.Wills Lungs Specialist. Dr.Manikchand Mouth
Cancer Specialist. Dr.Beer Thoppai Specialist........
Kalaiyum neeye... Malaiyum Neeye... Mathiyanamum Neeye.. Iravum Neeye.... Vidinchu
Nayae.. Yendiri Payae..
Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man:
You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty
stomach. Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many
idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Friend: i can eat 10. Sardar: poda. 6nu sonna oru
super joke soli irupen.
Kadavul kitta dress keten… Thuni kadaiye koduthar…. Sappadu keten.. Hotele
koduthar… Selavukku 5000 ketten… un cell number koduthar, Eppa Unna Parkka
varatum…(By Selvan)
Young sister: akka ekkadiki vellavu? Elder sis: phuku dengichukovataniki. Elder: mee
bava emi chestunnadu? Yong sis: nuvvu levvani bava na phuku dengutunnadu. Aah ooh
ooh(By Pathya)
Girl: sir nannu okadu rape chesadu. Police: ela chesadu girl:na dress chinchadu, bra
thisadu, sandlu korikadu, boddu nakadu, notilo sulli pettadu, drayar theesadu, phukulo
sulli pettadu, kacha kacha dengadu. Police:aapu lanje na sulli kuda lesindi.(By Pathya)
Teacher: yenda school ku late-a varre? Student: bus la thoongitten teacher..! Teacher:
rascal, school ku varrathukulla enna avasaram???(By JKS Fire boyz)

Natpe, pirinthu irunthu ennai ninaikka vendaam, arugil irunthu sandai podu, athu
pothum... Athu thaan natpin aazham...(By JKS Fire boyz)
Suriyanai paar, kadavulin sakthi puriyum, nilavai paar, kadavulin alagu puriyum, kadalai
paar, kadavulin kavithai puriyum, kannadi yai paar, kadavulin kodumai puriyum....(By
JKS Fire boyz)
Josiyar: unga thosham nivarthi aga, neenga 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum, Man:
rendu 18 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannalama? Josiyar: yean, naalu 9-a kattikoyen...!(By
JKS Fire boyz)
ANBU enbathu, ullathin balaveenam endral, intha ulagathil sirantha balasaali neengal
thaan...!!!(By JKS Fire boyz)
Kashtathil iruppavanidam sirippu irukkathu, Sirippavanidam kashtam irukkathu, Aanal,
kashtathilum sirippavanidam tholvi-ye irukkathu...(By Fire JKS)
Nee illamal naan orunaalum thoonguvathu illai by pillow illaman thoonguvor sangam(By
Jebin abel)
un ninaivaal naan moochiraithaalum, un ninaivaal naan mochithinarikkondu erukeraen.
(By Jemima Felix)
Kadavul eppa kova paduvaru? ........... ........ kalyanamagatha kanni ponnu karbama
irukirapa avaloda amma ’Ada kaduvale ipadi pannitaye"nu sollum podu.(By Venkatesh)
lkg boy 1 :Mapla yenga appa bayanthakolliya irukkaruda. lkg boy2 :yeppadida Lkg boy1:
yeppa roada cross panalum en kaiya iruki pidichukiaruda... More msg (my num
ninesevenninezero1322threefive)(By Annonimous)
Sajahan pola tajmahal kata nan tayar. Anal Enkaga Kathirukum Mumtaj yarr.!!! need
friendship (4f1 nineseven nine0 one3 double2 3five)contact me...(By Venkatesh)
wife asked his husband how many woman have u sleped with. husband proudly replyed
only with u... with others i was always awake..(By anu)
eththanai muraiyum unaip parkkalam. ni siriththuk konde iruppathendal innoru muraiyum
irandhu pirakkalam.(By Rizmiya)

eggum ethilum illai naan.eththanai murai ennip parththalum ni mattume en
ninaiwuhalil(By rizmiya)
owworu muraiyum un kanawai eluthiya en ithayap pakkaggal indu than pirandhathu
poala silirththuk kolhindana.(By rizmiya)
Vaayadikkum pengal vaayaadi endraal....kannadikkum pennea...nee enna kannaadiyaa?
(By Yaseer hasana)
Malari Vittu Piriyatha Vassam pola! Kannai Vittu Piryatha Imaigal pola!Endrum Unnai
Vittu Pirriyatha Natpu Vendum My Dear Friend.(By vasanth)
Teacher: yenda school ku late-a varre? Student: bus la thoongitten teacher..! Teacher:
rascal, school ku varrathukulla enna avasaram???(By JKS Fire boyz)
En Ithayathil Oonjal Katti Nithamaum Oosaladubavale… Niruthi vidathe Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum En Ottam…(By Tamilan)
oru super love story sollava.. kellu.... mollachi mooon ellai villalai.. love story ketkudha...
po poi paduthu thungu...(By unknown)
sorgam kooda sorgamillai ean nanbargal angu illai yendral(By nandagopal)
Recharge pannum nanbanai nambu aanal missed call pannum figurai nambathey!(By
Naveen)
Iravu muluvathu vilithu kondu iruntheen iravai rasithu kondu alla en irasikka rasikka
vaikkum pennai ninaithu kondu(by EEE rockzz) please cotact any girls to this no i will
send msg to you.9789721439 (By Naveen)
Iravu muluvathu vilithu kondu iruntheen iravai rasithu kondu alla en irasikka rasikka
vaikkum pennai ninaithu kondu(by EEE rockzz) please cotact any girls to this no i will
send msg to you.9789721439 (By Naveen)
Thannai arinthavan aasai padamattan, ulagai arinthavan koba padamattan, intha
irandayum arinthavan valvil kashtapadamattan!(By Jai.K.Shankar belong)
every boys find the second mother name is"lover".every girls find the second child name
is"lover".(By shankardhanush)

one day u will ask me: wat is important to u? me or your life? i will say my life...u will
walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE.....!!!(By hemasiva)
Nee arukil irukkum pothu naragamum sorkame (90250five 3510)(By kalees)
Nee arukil irukkum pothu naragamum sorkame (90250five 3510)
Unnaiyum Ennaiyum paarthu...
Malargal ellam vetkapattana, "namathu vaasathai vida ivargalin pasam athigam endru"...
Nam manadhil Thooimai adhigamaaga irundhaal, valimaiyum adhigamaaga irukkum..
-GANDHI.
Silar irandhu ponaal manasu marandhu pogum....!
Aanaal........?
Silar marandhu ponaale manasu irandhu pogum....! Dont forget my dear friend.....
Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain
wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?
Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ?IDAYAM?
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba
Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: ?????.?!???????
One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see ?jillunu oru kadhal? film

Super Punch:
Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
?BANNUM? nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay
Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
.
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundhaen.
Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?
Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.
Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
Lungs Specialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist...............
Teacher : Mudhal masam january !
rendavathu masam Febuary!
Pathavathu masam enna?

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri.
Friend 2: "yeppadi?"
Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE
Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It's your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Parthiban: Banna evlo?
Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee
Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha?
Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum.
Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu
9 people..... but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? Because
Chicken Guniya is spreading... so, chicken sapidumpothu kuniya vendam. - Prevention is
better than cure.
Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla
mudiyuma?
Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!! Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla
mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam,
7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win
Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd,
India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize:
BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil
1 Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama Josiar: ?????.?!???????
Yesterday i decided to sucide I went to a mountain and tried to jump. At that time i got a
message in my mobile. It's your message , after i read it i decided to live. U know why?
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda
LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum. Wife: !!!!!!!!!!
Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? Writer: padikka sonna..... ungala yaru
nakki pakka sonnathu.....
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai
padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai
padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns).
The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_
Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHah
Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna?
Super Punch: Athigama ?Makeup? podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra ?
BANNUM? nalla irundhatha sarithirame illay.
Sachin century Adicha. "Stadum Full". Rajini padam Nadicha. "Theatre Full" Thalla
S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan
thoongittu irundhaen.
Parthiban: Banna evlo? Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? Vadivalu:
60 paisaku tholdhan varum. Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha kudu.

One day sardarji buy a ?kaadhal? flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see ?jillunu oru kadhal? film
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ?IDAYAM? Rojavaivida Alaganadu En theriuma? Athil neeum un Natoum
iruppathal
Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even
MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man:
You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty
stomach. Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many
idlies c
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula
viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...
Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai. "KADHAL"
Kalaiyum neeye... Malaiyum Neeye...Mathiyanamum Neeye.. Iravum Neeye.... Vidinchu
Nayae.. Yendiri Payae...
Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar...
Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...
Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for ?made in India? Sardar: Pallam in
Pakistan.
9 people..... but didnt TOUCH me...... WHY? Because Nangadhan singamla..........
Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west..
north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma
gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing)
ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...
Friend 1: Enga manager gangaru mathiri. Friend 2: "yeppadi?" Friend 1: "Yeppavum oru
kuttiyodathan iruppaar?"
Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu
president aaga mudiyumaa?!
Dr Monitor MBBS, ulcer Specialist. Dr.Wills Lungs Specialist. Dr.Manikchand Mouth
Cancer Specialist. Dr.Beer Thoppai Specialist...............
Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.
PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.
AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!?????
7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu
dhaan saapidanum!
"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My
chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"
"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat
aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat
raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open
panni.
Japanese boy wants
to Marry a TamilNadu Girl
but TN Girl’s parents
Didn’t Accept this
Marriage because the
Name of the Japan boy
is
‘Kunju-Nikkumo-Nikkaadho.’
PAAL Kotinna Vera Paal Vaangikkalam
Arisi Kotinna Vera Arisi Vaangikkalam Aana
Thel Kotinna Vera Thel Vanga Mudiyuma?
Exam Ezhudhum Student oruvan, packetil irundhu thundu kagidhathai eduthadhai
Supervisor parthu vittar. BIT adikiran.

.
Adhai pidunginar. Muraithar. ?Tholaindhom??enru azhudhu konde ezhundha manavanai,
tholai thottu utkara vaithu vittu?
.
Vegamaga adutha araikkul nuzhaindhar? ange thervu ezhudhikondirukkum
.
avarudaiya ? Makku Paiyanukku? BIT-ai kodukka!!!
Kannil oru minnal,
Sweet SMS Text Message
I Am Sending You
.
A Pilow Of Hapy
.
Thoughts 2 Create
.
Wonderful Dreams,
.
A Blanket Of Care
.
2 Keep U Blessed
.
In Life N A Prayer
.
2 Protect U Always… Good Night :)
~Sweet SMS Text Message
Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye
Some friends forget,
Some move away,
Some keep silent,
Some just change,
But I am not one of dem,
I remember my friends just for two moments!
.
“Now & Forever”.

Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se, Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jayenge?
Whatever high the sky may be…..
.
Whatever wide the River may be….
Whatever green a tree may be…..
just Remember….
.
IT’S NONE OF UR BUSINESS!!!!!!
It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
.
God bless your naughty mind
You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it
A friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..
If I reach for your hand, will you hold it?
If I hold out my arms, will you hug me?
If I go for your lips, will you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or
try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
Dreaming of u makes my night worth while.

Thinking of u makes me Smile.
Having u is the best thing ever &
Loving u is what I plan to do forever
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat,
UR friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Dear, What is Sweet?
Is that U or UR heart beat
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.
May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.
May u find dreams & touch a star &
never forget how special U R
Baby I have an addiction problem.
People say I shud go to rehab but
I always tell them that I don't wanna go
cause I'm addicted to U!
God picked up a flower &
dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u
Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u
Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella
come lets share it
Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there's always time for me
to remember a nice friend like u
Some people have nice eyes,
some people have nice smiles,
others have nice faces,
but u have all of them with a nice heart

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,
it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry &
makes it easier to swallow lifes sorrows
Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility
If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers,
If I got ur voice, I dnt need music,
If u speak 2 me I dont need anybody else,
If U r my friennd I dont need the world!
Friendship is not collection of hearts
but it is selection of hearts.
All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U……
LOVE IS LOVE. LOVE IS U.
I LOVE LOVE. SO, I LOVE U.
PEOPLE LIVE. PEOPLE DIE.
PEOPLE LAGH. PEOPLE CRY.
SOME GIVE UP. SOME WILL TRY.
SOME SAY HI. SOME SAY BYE.
OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU.
BUT NEVER CAN I.
Measured by miles,
U r far from me ....
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me...
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ....
Measured by heart
U r in me.
The height of pain in life is to
sit near the person u love d most .....
knowing that the person can neve b urs ...!!!!!
Never ask for a SMILE.....
JUST GIVE IT !

Never expect love from others ...
JUST LOVE THEM!
Never say I can't leav without u ...
JUST SAY I LIVE FOR U !!!!!!!!!!
Never try alone to take the weights of tear
that comes out of ur heart & falls through ur eyes ……..
ALWAYS REMEMBER A FRIEND IS HERE TO SHARE…..!
A Wonderful saying ….
“Trying to forget someone you love is like
Trying to remember someone u’ve never met ..!!!”
When I was alone I miss u most !
When I stay with others , I knew the value of u !
When U R with me I like to miss this whole world ……..
Hundred words does not give pain…..But
A true friend s silence makes more tears in heart ……
So always keep in touch my FRIEND………….
Liking U is my nature ,
Missing U is my disappointment …..
Fighting with U is my Time pass…
Forgetting U is never in my life time …..
Hide my tears when I say ur name But
The pain in my heart is still the same Altho
I smile and seem carefree,
There ‘s No one who misses u More than me …!!!
Never Ignore a person who
Luvs u
Cares 4 u &
Misses U
Bcoz
One day u may wake up frm ur sleep
And realize that u’ve lost the moon while counting stars ……..!!!!
Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend
like u. Why should only I suffer? Namaskar !!

Smiles are like birds; they fly from face to face. May your sweet lips become a good nest,
so that smiles can stay there forever. Keep Smiling !!
Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women
happy.
Good Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor
mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks
MERE SMS MILE?
Nahi MILE TO
YE LO
SMS
SMS
SMS
LO CHHOTE SMS
sms
sms
sms
YE LO REMIX
sMs
SmS
sMs
STYLISH WALE Bi LO
$M$
$m$
$M$
bas khush
I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of
my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!
My day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name I cant hold my self just thinking
about u that how much I love you, if you wanna know about this. Just search my self in ur
heart.
Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me ur details today. I gave them ur address n
mobile number. They will be visiting u soon. Their names r Joy & happiness.

Another month, Another year, Another smile, Another tear, Another winter, A summer
too... but there will never be......... Another YOU!
U may miss me, U may ignore me, U may even forget me, But one day if u wanna c me,
Dont search, just c ur shadow, i wil be there...Trust Me!!
Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defines all reasons, love has no eyes, but
love is not blind, love sees byt doesn't mind.
Forward this message to ten people U'll get nothing its true, its working, even I did'nt get
anything ! Except a lovely SMILE from YOUR face....
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that
brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.
I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath
your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who
kisses you goodnight.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and
wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
Tujhko dekha bhi nahi,
aur teri Deed karli.
chand tu nazar nahi Aaya,
phir bhi humne Eid karli.
Aay saath chornay wale jatay hoye ajj itna tu batta ja
kon thay hum kaha thay hum hamey woh sab pata batta ja seemi jatoi
Tujhe Kisi Aur Ke Dil Mein Dekh,
Mein Khuda Se Karne Gaya Fariyad,
Kya Karen, Kambakhat Khuda Bhi
Tumhara Chaahane wala Nikla.
Kabhi wo samnay aa kar mujhe mila b nahi
Main us se bat kron itna housla b nahi
Wo maagta hai sitaaron ki roshni lekin
Merey pas to mitti ka ik diya b nahi.

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