Where to tap !
Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The
ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them
could figure but how to fix the engine.
Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since
he was a youngster.
He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he
immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very
carefully, top to bottom.
Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping
he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man
reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into
He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week
later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten
"What?!" the owners exclaimed. " He hardly did anything!"
So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an
The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer .. $ 2.00
Knowing where to ......... $ 9998.00
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree
Ek Gadha:- Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai.
Dusara Gadha:- To tu bhag kyu nahi jata.
Pehla Gadha:- Bhag to jata par yahan future bada bright hai ... malik ki
khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kahta hai, "Teri shaadi
gadhe se kar dunga...!" Bas isi ummeed me baitha hoon........
Keeping Hopes may not improve your future,
but it will certainly reduce the pain of