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Zene Dk

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  • Svaka cast,pun pogodak!Veliki pozdrav od mene.
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  • Превод: српски » енглески
    WOMEN
    When you start olden women gain weight. This happens because their heads receive vast amounts of information.
    Because numerous data may be that once there is no more room in their heads. Thus, all data is allocated by the body. So, now it is quite clear ...
    My weight is not too big! I'm not fat! I'm educated! Very educated!
    What a trip! DO NOT FORGET - Life should not be a journey to the end to which we arrive in good health and attractive appearance. Logical that the end of travel to get body, with chocolate in one hand and a glass of wine in the other ...
    YES, YES! WE ARE PERFECT ... Why - do not become bald. - Feast your international holiday. - Rosa gladly bear and purple color.
    Always know that our son really ours. - Have an advantage in the game sinking ships. - Often do not need to pay bills.
    First we have the hostages released by ... - If we are deceived, the victims are. - If trick, men are fools.
    We can concentrate on more things at once. We sleep with colleagues without the risk that we call homosexuals.
    Women President's First Lady, and the husband of President ... Who is he?
    If we decide to male profession, we are brave inovatorke; If he decides to call a female, he is gay.
    And finally: We can do everything men, and that on the heels!
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Zene Dk

  1. 1. ŽENE
  2. 2. Kada počnu stariti, žene dobivaju na težini. To se događa zbog toga što njihove glave primaju ogromnu količinu informacija.
  3. 3. Zbog brojnih podataka može se dogoditi da odjednom nema više prostora u njihovim glavama . Tako se svi ti podaci raspoređuju po tijelu. Dakle, sada je sasvim jasno...
  4. 4. Moja težina nije prevelika ! Nisam debela ! Obrazovana sam ! VEOMA obrazovana !
  5. 5. Kakvo putovanje !!! NE ZABORAVITE - Život ne treba biti putovanje do kraja do kojega stižemo dobrog zdravlja i atraktivnog izgleda. Logičnije je da do kraja putovanja stignemo u iznemoglom tijelu, sa čokoladom u jednoj ruci i sa čašom vina u drugoj...
  6. 6. DA, DA ! SAVRŠENE SMO … Zašto : - ne postajemo ćelave . - praznujemo svoj međunarodni praznik . - rado nosimo rozu i ljubičastu boju .
  7. 7. Uvijek znamo da je naš sin zaista naš . - imamo prednost u igri potapanja brodova . - često ne trebamo plaćati račune .
  8. 8. Prve smo među taocima koje puštaju... - ako smo prevarene, žrtve smo . - ako prevarimo, muškarci su budale .
  9. 9. Možemo se usredotočiti na više stvari odjednom. Možemo prespavati kod kolegice bez opasnosti da će nas nazvati homoseksualcima .
  10. 10. Žena predsjednika je Prva dama ; a muž predsjednice … Tko je on ?
  11. 11. Ako se odlučimo za mušku profesiju, mi smo hrabre inovatorke ; Ako se muškarac odluči za ženski poziv, on je peder .
  12. 12. I konačno : Možemo raditi sve što i muškarci, I TO NA VISOKIM POTPETICAMA !!!

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