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The Cats Protection League


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The Cats Protection League

  1. 2. Naughty Cats! A poem for all the cat-lovers written by Roger McGough. I discovered this on the BBC poetry website
  2. 3. Midnight. A knock at the door. Open it? Better had. Nine heavy cats, mean and bad.
  3. 4. They offer protection. I ask, ‘What for?’ The Boss-cat snarls, ‘You know the score. Listen man and listen good
  4. 5. If you wanna stay in the neighbourhood, Pay your dues or the toms will call And wail each night on the backyard wall.
  5. 6. Mangle the flowers, and as for the lawn a smelly minefield awaits you at dawn.’ These guys meant business without a doubt
  6. 7. Three cans of tuna, I handed them out. They then disappeared like bats into hell Those bad, bad cats from the CPL.
  7. 8. Now I have protection Now I know the score.
  8. 9. Please share with your friends.
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