Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives 12 9 08

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives 12 9 08

  1. 1. Speakers on please
  2. 2. 1 . The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
  3. 3. 2 . Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
  4. 4. 3 . Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
  5. 5. 4 . A dog's parents never visit.
  6. 6. 5 . Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  7. 7. 6 . You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
  8. 8. 7 . Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
  9. 9. 8 . Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  10. 10. 9 . A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I die, would you get another dog?”
  11. 11. 10 . If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
  12. 12. 11 . A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
  13. 13. 12 . If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
  14. 14. AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST…
  15. 15. 13 . If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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