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Satanic Thoughts


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Some lines that inspired me,some words that was uttered by me,some sentence that inspired me, some principle that i believed ,

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Satanic Thoughts

  1. 1. Satanic Thoughts
  2. 2. Warning :Inspired by your own risk
  3. 3. “ Take All you can, give nothing back”
  4. 4. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do
  5. 5. "I believe every one of us is dishonest but the only question is Degree ?"
  6. 6. There are no pacts between lions and men.
  7. 7. "I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that; then I realized I was somebody."
  8. 8. " There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it.” 
  9. 9. Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over
  10. 10. Theory of evolution is just a list of creatures I have allowed to live.
  11. 11. I don’t wear a watch. I am the one who decides what time it is now.
  12. 12. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit..
  13. 13. I am the most responsible person in the company, whenever anything goes wrong they find me responsible
  14. 14. Don't aim to be a slave in heaven, aim to be the king of hell... Don't Aim to be a lover of girl, aim to be the father of her son..
  15. 15. when a lady is impressed by u..just think of the budget behind her.
  16. 16. "life is like black girls left ass, it is not fair ,it is not right "
  17. 17. "if u can't dazzle them with ur wit, bamboozle them with ur bullshit"
  18. 18. Life is like a bundle of terrible analogies
  19. 19. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier
  20. 20. Choice is privet affair 
  21. 21. Alcohol is not the answer to any problem. But it sure helps forgetting all the questions.
  22. 22. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you!
  23. 23. Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
  24. 24. The cost of living's going up, and the chance of living's going down.
  25. 25. All men should get married . after all happiness is not everything in life...!!
  26. 26. An economist is a man who knows a hundred ways of making love but doesn’t know any women
  27. 27. 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read..
  28. 28. I knew all de rules but de rules didnt know me...
  29. 29. In my childhood, things were used and people were loved... Now People are being used and things are loved!!!
  30. 30. Time flies... after you hit the snooze button.
  31. 31. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  32. 32. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun
  33. 33. In fight of dog,it is not the size of dog But size of fight inside dog do matters.
  34. 34. You don't have to be faster than the bull, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bull.
  35. 35. The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
  36. 36. "Try to explain somany things in few words rather few things in so many words"
  37. 37. Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others…@