+

Hello!
Analytics F r
+
What if
Earth & Internet
got together
to clusterfuck us?

or
mniscience
‘Soon’ we’ll know everything
there is to know.
self organising
smart dust
Wireless Sensor Networks.
Microelectromechanical Systems.
Yawn.
Motes,
TinyOS.
Ahhhh, sweet.
BUT, DON’T BE FOOLED!
Swarm R...
C eNSE
Central Nervous System for the Earth.
Consisting of a trillion nanoscale sensors and actuators embedded in the
envi...
+
Intelligent Earth

Earth + Internet.

+
+
Intelligent Earth
wouldn’t like us much.
Gai a Theor y
The theory asserts that living organisms and their inorganic surroundings
have evolved together as a single ...
+
Intelligent Earth
wouldn’t like us much.
+
Intelligent Earth
wouldn’t like us much.
But, Earth
would
Internet.
+
Intelligent Earth
wouldn’t like us much.
But, Earth
would
Internet.
Internet is logical, scientific...
Just like Earth.
+
Intelligent Earth
wouldn’t like us much.
But, Earth
would
Internet.
Internet is logical, scientific...
Just like Earth.
I...
Unlike us.

+
Unlike us. +
We don’t understand that infinite
growth on finite
Earth is illogical.
Unlike us. +
We don’t understand that infinite
growth on finite
Earth is illogical.
“We want MORE from Earth.
We buy things ...
What if... +
Earth & Internet
teamed up?
What if... +
Earth & Internet
teamed up?
Formed their own kind of new
global social state...
What if... +
Earth & Internet
teamed up?
Formed their own kind of new
global social state...
and thralled us.
Earth says

N

L im its ou r c o n su mp ti o n .
Relig
S c ie n c e > R e l i g i o n .

n
Eugenics
fr m
Analytics.
Rep u ta tion d e t er m in e s y o u r p ro c re a t i o n .
+
Wait! What?
+
Wait! What?
Thralled?
+
Wait! What?
Thralled?
We’re humans for Gods sake!
We’re not going to take that shit
from Earth & Internet.
+
Wait! What?
Thralled?
We’re humans for Gods sake!
We’re not going to take that shit
from Earth & Internet.
So, it’s time...
A
Sort it ahht!
Understand the world we live on.
Sort it ahht!
Understand the world we live on.
Can Brands can help with that?
Brands make promises.
Represent culture. Pro...
Sort it ahht!
Understand the world we live on.
Can Brands can help with that?
Brands make promises.
Represent culture. Pro...
B
Invent some kind of globally
crowdsourced
Internet kill switch!
Invent some kind of globally
crowdsourced
Internet kill switch!
WhateverTF that is?
C
Peckham
Outer-Space
Initiative
GTFO Earth.
So long, and
thanks for all the fish.

@sand

z
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  1. 1. + Hello!
  2. 2. Analytics F r
  3. 3. + What if Earth & Internet got together to clusterfuck us? or
  4. 4. mniscience ‘Soon’ we’ll know everything there is to know.
  5. 5. self organising smart dust
  6. 6. Wireless Sensor Networks. Microelectromechanical Systems. Yawn. Motes, TinyOS. Ahhhh, sweet. BUT, DON’T BE FOOLED! Swarm Robotics. Utility Fog.
  7. 7. C eNSE Central Nervous System for the Earth. Consisting of a trillion nanoscale sensors and actuators embedded in the environment and connected via an array of networks with computing systems, software and services to exchange their information among analysis engines, storage systems and end users.
  8. 8. + Intelligent Earth Earth + Internet. +
  9. 9. + Intelligent Earth wouldn’t like us much.
  10. 10. Gai a Theor y The theory asserts that living organisms and their inorganic surroundings have evolved together as a single living system that greatly affects the chemistry and conditions of Earth’s surface. Some scientists believe that this “Gaian system” self-regulates in an “automatic” manner. Earth's living system appears to keep conditions on our planet just right for life to persist!
  11. 11. + Intelligent Earth wouldn’t like us much.
  12. 12. + Intelligent Earth wouldn’t like us much. But, Earth would Internet.
  13. 13. + Intelligent Earth wouldn’t like us much. But, Earth would Internet. Internet is logical, scientific... Just like Earth.
  14. 14. + Intelligent Earth wouldn’t like us much. But, Earth would Internet. Internet is logical, scientific... Just like Earth. Internet would understand that infinite growth on finite Earth is illogical.
  15. 15. Unlike us. +
  16. 16. Unlike us. + We don’t understand that infinite growth on finite Earth is illogical.
  17. 17. Unlike us. + We don’t understand that infinite growth on finite Earth is illogical. “We want MORE from Earth. We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like” Dave Ramsey / Tim Jackson / My pal Matt.
  18. 18. What if... + Earth & Internet teamed up?
  19. 19. What if... + Earth & Internet teamed up? Formed their own kind of new global social state...
  20. 20. What if... + Earth & Internet teamed up? Formed their own kind of new global social state... and thralled us.
  21. 21. Earth says N L im its ou r c o n su mp ti o n .
  22. 22. Relig S c ie n c e > R e l i g i o n . n
  23. 23. Eugenics fr m Analytics. Rep u ta tion d e t er m in e s y o u r p ro c re a t i o n .
  24. 24. + Wait! What?
  25. 25. + Wait! What? Thralled?
  26. 26. + Wait! What? Thralled? We’re humans for Gods sake! We’re not going to take that shit from Earth & Internet.
  27. 27. + Wait! What? Thralled? We’re humans for Gods sake! We’re not going to take that shit from Earth & Internet. So, it’s time to...
  28. 28. A
  29. 29. Sort it ahht! Understand the world we live on.
  30. 30. Sort it ahht! Understand the world we live on. Can Brands can help with that? Brands make promises. Represent culture. Promote ideas. Can brands help us? What’s a brands role in society?
  31. 31. Sort it ahht! Understand the world we live on. Can Brands can help with that? Brands make promises. Represent culture. Promote ideas. Can brands help us? What’s a brands role in society? But... positive Vs normative - bit sensible too for humans really...
  32. 32. B
  33. 33. Invent some kind of globally crowdsourced Internet kill switch!
  34. 34. Invent some kind of globally crowdsourced Internet kill switch! WhateverTF that is?
  35. 35. C
  36. 36. Peckham Outer-Space Initiative
  37. 37. GTFO Earth.
  38. 38. So long, and thanks for all the fish. @sand z

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