The Art of Being Bruce Seven Screenplay


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The Art of Being Bruce Seven Screenplay

  1. 1. The Art of Being Bruce Seven By Brendan Wade Ryan
  2. 2. FADE IN EXT. BRUCE SEVEN’S RESIDENCE - JULY 4TH, 1986; LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DAY A shiny, brand new, fire engine red 1985 CHEVROLET CAMARO driven by BRUCE SEVEN pulls in to the home’s driveway. Loud HEAVY METAL MUSIC blares out the CAR’S SPEAKERS until Bruce parks his new car in the driveway and turns off the IGNITION. REBECA ALBA a beautiful young woman in her twenties with brunette hair and wearing lots of make-up, who is sitting in the front passenger seat of Bruce’s car opens the passenger door of the car to get out. Rebeca steps out of the car with two brown paper sacks full of liquor bottles that had been resting in her lap on the way to Bruce’s, hugging one sack in each arm she waits for everyone else to get out of the car. Rebecca has very large breasts and is wearing gold colored high heels, sexy tight spandex pants that accentuate her amazing legs and match the color of Bruce’s Camaro, a white designer tee-shirt showing off her cleavage, and a gold head band that matches her shoes. There are two more BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN, JENNY MARGOLIS AND SARA SIMPSON sitting in the car’s backseat. They are crammed in between more brown paper grocery bags loaded with big bottles of name brand whiskies, gins, and vodkas inside of them. Before opening the door to get out of his car Bruce remains sat in the driver’s seat checking all of his pockets to make sure he has everything he’d brought with him including his wallet, pair of SUNGLASSES, two packs of CIGARETTES, a CIGARETTE LIGHTER and a BOTTLE OF SUNSCREEN he’d bought. Bruce twists the key from out of the Camaro’s ignition and opens the car door to get out. Bruce looks at Rebeca from over the hood of the Camaro. Bruce makes eye contact with Rebeca and smiles at her, she smiles back at him. BRUCE SEVEN Thanks for coming Rebeca. I don’t know who else would have been able to pick out all of those fine brands of liquor the way you did. REBECA ALBA Oh no problem Bruce. Rebecca flashes another smile at Bruce. Bruce is about to say something to Rebeca but is interrupted by a voice coming from inside of the Camaro. (CONTINUED)
  3. 3. CONTINUED: 2. JENNY (V. O.) Hey, let us out of here! hot. It’s too Jenny and Sara are stuck still sitting in the backseat of Bruce’s Camaro. The backseat of his car is loaded with a surplus of brown paper sacks full of liquor bottles. Unable to move, Jenny and Sara are prevented from being able to get out of the two-door sports car because of the of its cargo. BRUCE SEVEN Hang on girls we’ll get you out of there. Hey Sara I can’t even see you, where are you? Bruce bends down to have a look into the backseat of his car. SARA SIMPSON I’m right here Bruce. Sara is talking to Bruce from behind a stack. It’s almost too difficult for Bruce to locate where she is in the back seat. BRUCE SEVEN Right where? I don’t see you. Don’t break any bottles, OK? I just bought this hot rod. I don’t want the backseat of my to smell like booze after the Fourth of July, you know? BIANCA SEVEN and JOHNNY SIMPSON appear outside and hurry down the driveway to meet Bruce and company. BIANCA SEVEN Bruce honey, you’re back already! BRUCE SEVEN Bianca this new car hauls ass. When Bianca reaches Bruce they enjoy a long kiss together. Rebeca walks up the driveway into the house through an open garage door. BIANCA SEVEN I’m glad you’re here. There is something in the backyard I want to show you. (CONTINUED)
  4. 4. CONTINUED: 3. BRUCE SEVEN Oh yeah, what is it? BIANCA SEVEN It’s a surprise Bruce. Johnny begins to help Jenny and Sara get out of the Bruce’s car. Sara realizes her husband Johnny has come to rescue her from the backseat of Bruce’s car. SARA SIMPSON (V. O.) Johnny! JOHNNY SIMPSON Hi baby, I’ve come to rescue you. SARA SIMPSON (V. O.) Aww, I love you. Bruce turns his head to check out the situation happening around his car. Jenny is handing paper sacks to Johnny who from inside of the car. BRUCE SEVEN Johnny you need any help? JOHNNY SIMPSON No Bruce I think we’ve got it. Guys will you give us a hand? Johnny motions for several men standing around drinking beer in Bruce’s garage to help him with the heavy paper sacks. Two men who Johnny had motioned to each set down their plastic cups of beer and assist Johnny in unloading both the BIANCA SEVEN Come on Bruce. Bianca grabs Bruce by the hand and leads him away from the driveway to the backyard. BRUCE SEVEN What the hell is it sweetheart? BIANCA SEVEN You’ll see.