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Campaign Hat

  1. 1. Attention All VA Police Officers
  2. 2. Order Your Campaign Hat Today This is a special limited time offer
  3. 3. Campaign Hat <ul><li>Hat can also be used </li></ul><ul><li>To hide small animals </li></ul><ul><li>How cool is THAT?? </li></ul>
  4. 4. Hats in History <ul><li>Hats have played a vital role in many victories throughout history. </li></ul>
  5. 5. Fighting Wars Fighting Crime <ul><li>A brief history lesson in the mechanics of hat technology used in successful war strategies….. </li></ul>
  6. 6. The Fight at Santo Poco <ul><li>Long ago, in the dusty little village of Santo Poco, there was a villainous terrorist named El Guapo. El Guapo and his Banditos would regularly terrorize the village and take advantage of the young women. In addition to this, they would not support the local economy by shopping in the Santo Poco Cantina. </li></ul>
  7. 7. Help Arrives in Santo Poco <ul><li>Three brave freedom fighters arrived, and through a bit of ignorance, found themselves in harms way, and expected to be the saviors of Santo Poco. </li></ul>
  8. 8. OUTNUMBERED! <ul><li>Realizing they would quickly have their asses handed to them, a plan was hatched to thwart certain defeat using trickery (this was also the birth of PSYOP). </li></ul>
  9. 9. <ul><li>Lucky, Dusty & Ned had the villagers “sew like the wind” and outfitted the entire population of Santo Poco with attire just like theirs. </li></ul><ul><li>When El Guapo and his banditos showed up, they were fooled into thinking there were far more than just 3 of those crafty Amigos, and in their confused state of mind, they were defeated (ran away scared). </li></ul>
  10. 10. Pentagon Studies Lessons Learned for Future Strategy <ul><li>In search of ways to give the U.S. a tactical edge on the rest of the world, our top dogs racked their brains to find an answer. </li></ul>
  11. 11. <ul><li>It was the Chief of Staff of the Army who came forward with a plan that would make the difference. </li></ul>You can always count on the Army for solutions!!
  12. 12. Method to the Madness <ul><li>It was determined that the battle-proven “Three Amigo Strategy” could be replicated to trick all opponents that there were “A whole lot more of some bad-ass characters” to reckon with than there really were. The plan was set in motion to give the appearance that there were a few hundred thousand U.S. Army Rangers behind that hill. This would surely instill fear in the hearts of any moron who dared go up against the U.S. </li></ul><ul><li>Thus was born “Black Beret Technology” </li></ul>
  13. 13. <ul><li>This also boosted sales for the Shinseki Beret Company!! </li></ul>
  14. 14. Identity Through Hats <ul><li>It is a proven fact that careful hat selection is paramount in establishing an identity. In the following slide, we challenge you to quickly identify by headgear. Please pay attention. This material is testable. </li></ul>
  15. 15. Who are they??
  16. 16. Campaign Hats Are Not Mean <ul><li>Campaign hats are known to project authority, but in some cases, maybe a little too much authority.. The Marines became well known for “Hat Abuse”. </li></ul>
  17. 17. Good Guys Wear Campaign Hats
  18. 18. Wrong Hats or No Hats Leads To FAILURE <ul><li>As you can see here, an operation set in motion without hats is bound to fail! </li></ul>
  19. 19. Encouragement <ul><li>Wear the Damned Campaign Hats!!! </li></ul>
  20. 20. See – It’s Not So Bad
  21. 21. Questions? <ul><li>This concludes the presentation. Hopefully you have learned how vital proper hat selection is in maintaining peace and order in a world full of madness. </li></ul>