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  1. 1. 1. Like. No. Other. - SONY 2. Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG 3. Life's Good - LG 4. The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON 5. Born in Japan Entertaining The World - SANSUI 6. Inspired Living - HAIER 7. Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS 8. The Perfect Experience - JVC 9. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA 1. Always low prices. Always. - WALMART 2. Like no other store in the world - BLOOMINGDALES 3. You can do it. We can Help. - HOME DEPOT 4. Every Little Helps - TESCO 5. The spirit of Commerce - METRO 6. Costs less to get more - KROGER 7. Is se sasta aur Achcha kahee nahee milenga - BIG BAZAAR
  2. 2. 8. The stuff of life. - KMART 9. Shop. Eat. Celebrate - CENTRAL 1. Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife. 2. The Power on your side - Allianz Group 3. Growing and Protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company 4.We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company 5.Trust thy name is ------- (The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC 6. Be Life Confident - AXA UK 7. You are in good hands - Allstate Insurance Company 8. Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance 9. Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited. 1. India's International Bank -- Bank of Baroda 2. Good People to Bank with -- Union Bank of India 3. Higher Standards -- Bank of America 4. You and Us -- UBS 5. The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK 6. Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers 7. The World's Local Bank -- HSBC 8. A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank 9. Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank 1. The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA 2. For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY 3. Intelligent Computing - CHIP 4. Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT 5. Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD 6. Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS 7. The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES
  3. 3. 8. The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES 9. Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH 1. Make Every Day Exciting - (FORD MOTOR) 2. Keep Discovering – (EMIRATES AIR) 3. Hum Hain Na !!! – (ICICI BANK) 4. SURPRISINGLY – (SBI) 5. Shop. Eat. Celebrate. – (CENTRAL MALL) 6. Gain from our Perspective – (FRANKLIN TEMPLETON INVESTMENTS) 7. New you can Use. – (NDTV Profit) 8. All you Desire. – (TOYOTA INNOVA) 9. We know your game – (STAR SPORTS) 1. Life is our Life's work - PFIZER 2. Because Health Matters - SANOFI AVENTIS 3. Today's medicines finance tomorrow's miracles - GLAXO SMITHKLINE 4. Where Patients come first - MERCK 5. Extending and enhancing human life - BRISTOL MYERS SQUIBB 6. Life Inspiring Ideas - ASTRAZENECA 7. Life. Research. Hope - DR. REDDY'S LABORATORIES 8. The difference lies in our DNA - BIOCON 9. Caring for life - CIPLA 1. The Edge is Efficiency - (Bombay Stock Exchange ) 2. The world puts its stock in us - NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) 3. Stock market for the digital world (NASDAQ) 4. The Index Company (FTSE) 5. It's Your Hollywood (Hollywood Stock Exchange) 6. Tomorrow Market's Today. (Singapore Stock Exchange, SGX) 7. The World's Center for Non Ferrous Metal Trading
  4. 4. (London Metal Exchange) 8. Equities. Options. ETFs. (AMEX) 9. Go for Growth (EURONEXT) 1. God's Own Country (Kerala) 2. 365 days on a holiday (Goa) 3. The Kohinoor of India (AP) 4. The Very Heart of India (MP) 5. Full of Surprises (Chattisgarh) 6. Simply Colorful (Rajasthan) 7. The Perfect Host (Himachal Pradesh) 8. Amazing Heritage, Grand Experience (UP) 9. Complete Destination (West Bengal) 1. Sun Microsystems; The Network is the Computer 2. Ernst and Young; Quality in Everything we Do 3. Barclays; Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business 4. Standard Chartered Bank; Your Right Partner 5. CNBC or NBC; Profit from it or Must See TV 6. Microsoft Office 2003; Microsoft Office has Evolved. Have You? Better, faster, and newer 7. AT&T; The World's Networking Company 8. Monster.com; Never Settle 9. Texas Instruments; Technology for Innovators. Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges (Exxon Mobil) Human Energy (Chevron Corporation) Growth is Life (Reliance Industries Limited) Beyond Petroleum (British Petroleum) Making Tomorrow Brighter (ONGC)
  5. 5. Bringing Energy to Life (IOCL) Pure for Sure (BPCL) 10 Years in Formula One. The World is watching us. (Petronas) Pure bhi. Poora bhi (IBP) Gas and Beyond (GAIL) Always Moving Forward (LUKOIL) Trademark of Energy (Total) A positive a++itude (Essar Corp) High Performance Petrol (Hint: Brand of BPCL) (SPEED) 100 % Performance. Everytime. (Brand of IOCL) (SERVO) 1. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead 2. GM – Only GM. 3. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile 4. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine 5. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik 6. TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection 7. HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way 8. NISSAN - Shift_ 9. HONDA - The Power of Dreams 10. SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897. 11. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted 12. FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT 13. JAGUAR - Born to Perform 14. LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection 15. TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car 1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion 2. Windows XP - Do More with Less
  6. 6. 3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible 4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business 5. CSC - Experience. Results. 6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered 7. IBM - ON DEMAND 8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company. 9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different. 10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious 11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability 12. WIPRO - Applying Thought 13. EMC - Where Information Lives. 14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe. 15. Macromedia - What the web can be. Source Taglines Punchlines of Famous Companies, Brands Better by Adobe. Adobe The road will never be the same. Acura Ask about it at work. Aflac We know money. AIG Stronger than dirt. Ajax
  7. 7. I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. Alka-Seltzer Mama mia, thatsa spicy meatball. Alka-Seltzer The relief goes on. Allegra You’re in good hands with Allstate. Allstate Insurance Doesn’t your dog deserve Alpo? Alpo Dog Food Works like a dream. Ambien Something special in the air. American Airlines Behold the power of cheese. American Dairy Association Don’t leave home without it. American Express Do more. American Express My life. My card. American Express For fast, fast, fast relief. Anacin Legendary reliability. APC Think different. Apple Computer The power to be your best. Apple Computer Think outside the box. Apple Computer Reach out and touch someone. AT&T The world’s networking company. AT&T Never follow. Audi
  8. 8. We try harder. Avis Higher standards. Bank of America Thank you for your support. Bartles & Jaymes Bayer works wonders. Bayer Aspirin Flick my Bic. Bic We mean clean. Bissell Life’s messy. Clean it up! Bissell Sheer driving pleasure. BMW The ultimate driving machine. BMW Better sound through research. BOSE The quicker picker-upper. Bounty When you’ve got it, flaunt it. Braniff Airlines Fill it to the rim with Brim. Brim Decaffeinated Coffee Hope, triumph, and the miracle of medicine. Bristol-Myers Squibb Co. The way to fly. British Airways The world’s favourite airline. British Airways Wassup?! Budweiser The king of beers. Budweiser It just tastes better. Burger King
  9. 9. Have it your way. Burger King Break through. Cadillac A can a week, that’s all we ask. California Almond Growers Got milk? California Milk Processor Board Calgon, take me away. Calgon Toiletries Between love and madness lies obsession. Calvin Klein Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. Calvin Klein Jeans I’d walk a mile for a camel. Camel For negative people. CameraWorld What’s in your wallet? Capital One For virtually spotless dishes. Cascade Turning partnership into energy. ChevronTexaco Please don’t squeeze the Charmin. Charmin Get your own box. Cheez-It A silly millimeter longer. Chesterfield Cigarettes Like a rock. Chevy Trucks It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature. Chiffon Margarine Inspiration comes standard. Chrysler Will you be ready? Cialis
  10. 10. Empowering the Internet generation. Cisco Systems Live richly. Citi If I’ve only one life, let me live it as a blonde. Clairol Does she or doesn’t she? Clairol The antidote for civilization. ClubMed The source for computing and technology. CNET The most trusted name in news. CNN Coca-Cola refreshes you best. Coca-Cola The pause that refreshes. Coca-Cola Have a coke and smile. Coca-Cola The silver bullet. Coors Cotton. The fabric of our lives. Cotton Incorporated If you want to capture someone's attention, whisper. Coty Perfume Healthy, beautiful smiles for life. Crest Look, Ma, no cavities! Crest Cooks who know trust Crisco. Crisco Vegetable Shortening Love it for life. Dannon Yogurt A diamond is forever. DeBeers Easy as Dell. Dell Computer
  11. 11. You’ll love the way we fly. Delta Airlines We love to fly and it shows. Delta Airlines We’re cooking now. Denny’s Restoring the joy of motion. DePuy Orthopedics We move the world. DHL Yellow. The new Brown. DHL Competition. Bad for them. Great for you. DHL Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish everybody did? Dial Soap The happiest place on earth. Disneyland Time to make the doughnuts. Dunkin Donuts The miracles of science. DuPont Better living through chemistry. DuPont The power of all of us. eBay The world’s online marketplace. eBay When EF Hutton talks, people listen. EF Hutton Nothing sucks like an Electrolux. Electrolux When you’re crazy for chicken. El Pollo Loco It keeps going, and going, and going... Energizer Batteries See your way forward. Epiphany
  12. 12. Quality in everything we do. Ernst & Young Put a tiger in your tank. Esso (Exxon) Don’t just travel. Travel right. Expedia.com Good taste is easy to recognize. Fancy Feast Our business is the American dream. FannieMae Relax, it’s FedEx. FedEx The world on time. FedEx When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. FedEx Play. Laugh. Grow. Fisher-Price It’s not just for breakfast anymore. Florida Orange Juice Growers Association Built for the road ahead. Ford Ford has a better idea. Ford Quality is job one. Ford Fosters?Australian for beer. Fosters Australian Beer Fair and balanced. Fox News Extinct is forever. Friends of the Animals Say it with flowers. FTD Imagination at work. General Electric
  13. 13. We bring good things to life. General Electric Celebrate the moments of your life. General Foods Two words to the wise. Georgia Federal Babies are our business. Gerber Shouldn’t your baby be a Gerber baby? Gerber My wife, I think I’ll keep her. Geritol Look sharp, feel sharp. Gillette The best a man can get. Gillette Never let ‘em see you sweat. Gillette Dry idea Don’t get mad. Get GLAD. GLAD The best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them. Goodyear Leave the driving to us. Greyhound Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Grey Poupon It’s a great time to be alive. Guidant Don’t be vague, ask for Haig. Haig Scotch Whiskey When you care enough to send the very best. Hallmark American by birth. Rebel by choice. Harley Davidson Hey! How about a nice Hawaiian Punch? Hawaiian Punch We answer to a higher authority. Hebrew National
  14. 14. Hertz puts you in the driver’s seat. Hertz 57 varieties H.J. Heinz Invent. Hewlett Packard Pleasing people the world over. Holiday Inn The power of dreams. Honda Where’s the cream filling? Hostess Cakes We’re behind you every step of the way. Huggies Solutions for a small planet. IBM Intel Inside. Intel Manly yes, but I like it, too. Irish Spring Soap Pure clean, pure Ivory. Ivory Soap 99.44% pure. Ivory Soap Jack’s back! Jack in the Box Don’t dream it. Drive it. Jaguar America’s most famous dessert. Jell-O Nothing runs like a Deere. John Deere The right relationship is everything. JPMorgan Chase Bank 100% juice for 100% kids. Juicy Juice Thrive. Kaiser Permanente
  15. 15. Every kiss begins with Kay. Kay Jewelers They’re g-r-r-r-eat! Kellog’s Frosted Flakes Start aging smart. Kellogg’s Smart Start Finger-lickin’ good! Kentucky Fried Chicken Nobody does chicken like KFC. KFC Kid tested. Mother approved. Kix Cereal Share moments. Share life. Kodak It’s time for clarity. KPMG What happens here, stays here. Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority Betcha can’t eat just one. Lay’s Potato Chips When banks compete, you win. LendingTree The relentless pursuit of perfection. Lexus I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. LifeCall Hey, Mikey...he likes it! Life Cereal Always a bridesmaid, but never a bride. Listerine Because I’m worth it. L’OrŽal Magically delicious. Lucky Charms Lucky Strike means fine tobacco. Lucky Strike
  16. 16. Creating value through true convergence. Lucent Technologies Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. M&Ms Come to Marlboro Country. Marlboro There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else there’s MasterCard. MasterCard Good to the last drop. Maxwell House I want my Maypo. Maypo Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town. Maytag Appliances Passion for the road. Mazda Did somebody say McDonald’s? McDonald’s Is it live or is it Memorex? Memorex Tastes so good cats ask for it by name. Meow Mix Merrill-Lynch is bullish on America. Merrill-Lynch MGM means great movies. MGM Because so much is riding on your tires. Michelin Lose the carbs. Not the taste. Michelob Ultra Your potential. Our passion. Microsoft Where do you want to go today? Microsoft It’s Miller time! Miller Beer
  17. 17. The champagne of bottled beer. Miller High Life Everything you always wanted in a beer. And less. Miller Lite Tastes great, less filling. Miller Lite Wake up and drive. Mitsubishi Motors One client at a time. MorganStanley When it rains, it pours. Morton Salt Medicine with muscle. Motrin Do the Dew. Mountain Dew Beef. It’s what’s for dinner. National Cattlemen’s Beef Association Take a bite out of crime. National Crime Prevention Council Pork. The other white meat. National Pork Board You could learn a lot from a dummy. Buckle up! National Highway Traffic Safety Administration Must see TV. NBC Break out of the ordinary. Nestles Butterfinger I love New York. New York State Division of Tourism All the news that’s fit to print. The New York Times Just do it. Nike At the heart of the image. Nikon
  18. 18. Only fit for a king. Nine Lives. Nine Lives Cat Food Enjoy the ride. Nissan Connecting people. Nokia Take it all off. Noxzema The nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching stuffy head fever so you can rest medicine. NyQuil Taking care of business. Office Depot It’s not your father’s Oldsmobile anymore. Oldsmobile The mark of a man. Old Spice Changes everything. OneTouch Software powers the Internet. Oracle Ore-Ida! It’s all-righta! Ore-Ida No rules. Just right. Outback Steakhouse Grab the Southwest by the bottle. Pace Picante Sauce Catch our smile. Pacific Southwest Airlines Ask the man who owns one. Packard Slightly ahead of its time. Panasonic The flavor says butter. Parkay Margarine This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Partnership for a Drug-Free America
  19. 19. We will sell no wine before its time. Paul Masson Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm Come alive! You’re in the Pepsi generation. Pepsi The taste of a new generation. Pepsi For those who think young. Pepsi Pepsi-Cola hits the spot. Pepsi It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. Perdue Chicken Where the pets go. Petco The best kept automotive secret in America. Peugeot Talk. They’ll listen. Philip Morris Famously fresh. Planter’s Peanuts Lifts and separates. Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra The fun develops instantly. Polaroid Get a piece of the rock. Prudential Something to smile about. Quaker Oatmeal M’m, m’m, m’m, m’m, m’m...toasty! Quiznos Spirit of service. Qwest Ride the light. Qwest You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers. Radio Shack
  20. 20. RAID kills bugs dead. RAID I liked it so much I bought the company. Remington How well do you share? Ricoh How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S. Rolaids Get out there. Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines Ingredients for life. Safeway Experience success. Salesforce.com Sanka?everything you love about coffee. Sanka The beer that made Milwaukee famous. Schlitz Funny name. Serious sandwich. Schlotzky’s Deli Schhh! You know who? Schweppes We turn on ideas. Seagate Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Secret Deodorant The uncola. 7-Up It’s Shake and Bake, and I helped. Shake and Bake For the person who has everything, we have everything else. The Sharper Image Cover the earth. Sherwin Williams Always there in a pinch. Skoal We make the money the old-fashioned way?we earn it. Smith Barney
  21. 21. With a name like Smucker’s, it has to be good. Smucker’s Made from the best stuff on Earth. Snapple You are now free to move about the country. Southwest Airlines Now, that’s better. SPRINT PCS Obey your thirst. Sprite That was easy. Staples Sorry, Charlie. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste. Starkist Tuna Eat fresh. Subway The network is the computer. Sun Microsystems Better snacking. Sunkist If it’s not SuperSoil, it’s just plain old dirt. SuperSoil There’s no equal. Sweet ‘N Low Think outside the bun. Taco Bell Head for the border. Taco Bell You quiero Taco Bell. Taco Bell Expect more. Pay less. Target I’d rather fight than switch. Tareyton Cigarettes If it’s gotta be clean, it’s gotta be Tide. Tide
  22. 22. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Timex Choose freedom. Toshiba Invest with confidence. T. Rowe Price Get the feeling. Toyota Silly rabbit, trix are for kids. Trix Cereal A vital part of your world. Tyco It’s hospital recommended. Tylenol Imagine it. Done. Unisys Time to fly. United Airlines The mind is a terrible thing to waste. United Negro College Fund The spirit of ’76. Unocal What can Brown do for you? UPS Some of our best men are women. U.S. Army Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. U.S. Dept. of Transportation Only you can prevent forest fires. U.S. Forest Service Give a hoot, don’t pollute. U.S. Forest Service The few, the proud, the Marines. U.S. Marines We’re looking for a few good men. U.S. Marines It’s not a job. It’s an adventure. U.S. Navy
  23. 23. The toughest job you’ll ever love. U.S. Peace Corps I coulda had a V-8! V-8 We never stop working for you. Verizon Wireless Can you hear me now?...Good! Verizon Wireless His master’s voice. Victor Talking Machine Co. You’ve come a long way, baby. Virginia Slims Cigarettes Virginia is for lovers. The Virginia Tourism Commission It’s everywhere you want to be. VISA Visine gets the red out. Visine Think small. Volkswagen Drivers wanted. Volkswagen Fahrvergnugen Volkswagen For life. Volvo Always low prices. Always. Wal-Mart The next stage. Wells Fargo Where’s the beef? Wendy’s Western Airlines the only way to fly. Western Airlines The breakfast of champions. Wheaties Ring around the collar. Wisk Laundry Detergent
  24. 24. For a living planet. World Wildlife Fund We’re moving beyond documents. Xerox Believe. Yahoo! Personals Let your fingers do the walking. Yellow Pages Where technology means business. ZDNet The quality goes in before the name goes on. Zenith Jingles Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man. Ace Hardware Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is. Alka-Seltzer The incredible, edible egg. American Egg Board I am stuck on Band-Aids ‘cause Band-Aids stuck on me. Band-Aids Bring out the Best Foods and bring out the best. Best Foods (Hellmann’s Mayonnaise) A little dab’ll do ya. Brylcreem For all you do, this Bud’s for you. Budweiser When you say Budweiser, you’ve said it all. Budweiser Have it your way. Burger King Pure cane sugar from Hawaii. C&H M’m! M’m! Good! Campbell’s Soup
  25. 25. See the USA in your Chevrolet. Chevrolet What’s the best tuna? Chicken of the Sea. Chicken of the Sea I’m Chiquita Banana and I’ve come to say – bananas have to ripen in a certain way. Chiquita Banana It’s the real thing. Coca-Cola I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony... Coca-Cola Coke is it! Coca-Cola Things go better with Coke. Coca-Cola We’ve got a taste for you. Coca-Cola Just for the fun of it, Diet Coke. Diet Coke Just for the taste of it, Diet Coke. Diet Coke I’m a pepper, he’s a pepper, she’s a pepper... Dr Pepper I can bring home the bacon... Enjoli The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup. Folger’s Coffee In the valley of the jolly--ho-ho-ho!--Green Giant. Green Giant From the land of sky-blue waters. Hamm’s Beer Intel inside logo (four-note theme) Intel There’s always room for J-E-L-L-0. Jell-O Jell-O makes me mellow and the wiggle makes me giggle. Jell-O
  26. 26. Snap! Crackle! Pop! Rice Krispies. Kellogg’s Rice Krispies Give me a break! Give me a break! Kit-Kat Bar What would you do for a Klondike bar? Klondike Bar And America spells cheese...K-R-A-F-T. Kraft Here’s to good friends....Tonight, tonight, let it be Lowenbrau. Lowenbrau Beer [Coffee pot percolator theme] Maxwell House Coffee Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Maybelline Zoom, zoom, zoom. Mazda I’m lovin’ it. McDonald’s You deserve a break today. McDonald’s Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. McDonald’s We love to see you smile. McDonald’s Meow, meow, meow, meow.... Meow Mix (Ralston) If you’ve got the time, we’ve got the beer. Miller Beer Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that's in it. Mr. Clean N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best...chocolate. Nestles I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. Oscar Mayer My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R. Oscar Mayer
  27. 27. PepsiŃfor those who think young. Pepsi Pepsi hits the spot. Pepsi You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. Pepsodent Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Peter Paul Mounds/Almond Joy Call for Philip Morris. Philip Morris Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from the oven. Pillsbury Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. Rice-a-Roni Away go troubles down the drain. Roto-Rooter Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Sara Lee Foods When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer. Schlitz Beer Singapore girl, you’re a great way to fly. Singapore Airlines It’s slinky, it’s slinky, oh what a wonderful toy. Slinky Uh, oh, Spaghettios. Spaghettios Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. State Farm Raise your hand if you’re sure. Sure How do you feed a hungry man? Swanson Hungry-Man You can trust your car to the men who wear the star. Texaco I love what you do for me...Toyota. Toyota
  28. 28. Tum, tum, tum, tum, Tums. Tums Fly the friendly skies (of United). United Airlines Be all that you can be. U.S. Army Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. Winston Double your pleasure, double your fun. Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum You’re not fully clean until you’re Zestfully clean. Zest Soap
  29. 29. Back Punchlines of Famous Companies Punchlines Listed below are some punchlines from the greatest jokes of all time. If you know the joke, the punchline alone might be enough to raise a chuckle. See how many of these you can recognize: Only two, but I don't know how they got in there! Yep, she's pregnant too! No, we figured out what's causing it! Every morning about 7:30 my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, "God! are you still in there?" I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any! 22! 22! 22! ellifino! Someone who knocks on your door for no reason! Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger! At your wedding, father! They try to tie two output ports together! Roll aids! He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there! 10,987,654,321 To prove he had guts! He gave me a 10 inch pianist. No, but you'll find out what that thing is for! About 300 yen. Well, why don't you ask him? Maybe he'll let you! Doritos! Good! We need to keep up with those protestants! A frog in a blender. I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder! Tell that to Mrs. Truman! They have three and a half inch floppies! They just make backups! L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud LG - Digitally Yours Sify - Making the Internet work for you Voltas - ACs with IQ Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More Hyundai - Drive Your Way Canon - Delighting You Always Philips - Sense & Simplicity The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge Cell One - The One for Everyone Cantabill - International Clothing Business World - Play the Game Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service
  30. 30. SBI - With You all the Way Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life Omega - The Sign of Excellance Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it Honda - The Power of Dreams MTNL - Transparency makes us Different SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You ABN AMRO - Making More Possible Business Today - For managing Tomarrow Nokia - Connecting People Wipro - Applying Thought Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly Toyota - Touch the Perfection Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying ITC - Enduring Value IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion Epson - Exceed Your Vision Park Avenue - Play the Lead British Airways - The World is Waiting DIGJAM - Dressing the World Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life CNN - Be the First to Know MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits Amkette - When Reliability Matters Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere ICICI Bank - KV kamath - Hum Hai Na Compaq - Ban jaaye baat Hyundai Santro - The complete family car IBM ThinkPad----- " I think, therefore IBM"---- Adidas ------ " Forever Sport"----- American Express ---- "Don't leave home without it" Birla Mutual Fund ----- "The name inspires Trust" ----- kingfisher - vijay mallaya - king of good times TCS --- S ramadorai --- Beyond the obvious Wipro---Azim Premji-----Applying thought Infosys---Nandan M. Nilekani-----Driven by intellect,powered by values 1. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead 2. GM – Only GM. 3. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile 4. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine 5. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik 6. TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
  31. 31. 7. HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way 9. HONDA - The Power of Dreams 10. SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897. 11. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted 12. FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT 13. JAGUAR - Born to Perform 14. LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection 15. TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car 1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion 2. Windows XP - Do More with Less 3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible 4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business 5. CSC - Experience. Results. 6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered 7. IBM - ON DEMAND 8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company. 9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different. 10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious 11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability 12. WIPRO - Applying Thought 13. EMC - Where Information Lives. 14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe. 15. Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife. 2. The Power on your side - Allianz Group 3. Growing and Protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company 4.We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company 5.Trust thy name is ------- (The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC 6. Be Life Confident - AXA UK 7. You are in good hands - Allstate Insurance Company 8. Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance 9. Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited. 2. Macromedia - What the web can be. 3. 1. India's International Bank -- Bank of Baroda 2. Good People to Bank with -- Union Bank of India 3. Higher Standards -- Bank of America 4. You and Us -- UBS 5. The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK 6. Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers 7. The World's Local Bank -- HSBC 8. A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank 9. Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank 4. 1. The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA 2. For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY 3. Intelligent Computing - CHIP 4. Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT 5. Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD
  32. 32. 6. Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS 7. The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES 8. The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES 9. Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH 5. MRF - Tyres with Muscle CEAT - Born Tough EBAY - The World's Online Market Place AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest BookStore TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion Windows XP - Do More with Less HP-Invent - Everything is Possible Accenture - High Performance. Delivered IBM - ON DEMAND LENOVO - We are building a new technology company. Apple Macintosh - Think Different. TCS - Beyond the Obvious Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability WIPRO - Applying Thought Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe. Macromedia - What the web can be. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead GM – Only GM. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way HONDA - The Power of Dreams SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car IBM - I think, therefore IBM. Dell - Easy as DELL. Intel - Intel inside. LEE - The jeans that built America Master card - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD. Kotak - Think Investments. Think Kotak. Sun Microsystems - The Network is the Computer Ernst and Young - Quality in Everything we Do Barclays - Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business Standard Chartered Bank - Your Right Partner CNBC - Profit from it AT&T - The World's Networking Company Monster.com - Never Settle Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying Lufthansa - There's no better to fly British airways - The Way to Fly.
  33. 33. Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air Sahara - Emotionally yours. Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges Chevron Corporation - Human Energy Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life BPCL - Pure for Sure IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi GAIL - Gas and Beyond Essar corp - A positive a++itude Speed - High Performance Petrol Servo - 100 % Performance. Everytime. NDTV Profit - News you can Use. Toyota Innova - All you Desire. Star Sports - We know your game 1. L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud 2. LG - Digitally Yours 3. Sify - Making the Internet work for you 4. Voltas - ACs with IQ 5. Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World 6. Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia 7. MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More 8. Hyundai - Drive Your Way 9. Canon - Delighting You Always 10. Philips - Sense & Simplicity 11. The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge 12. Cell One - The One for Everyone 13. Cantabill - International Clothing 14. Business World - Play the Game 15. Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service 16. SBI - With You all the Way 17. Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life 18. Omega - The Sign of Excellance 19. Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it 20. Honda - The Power of Dreams 21. MTNL - Transparency makes us Different 22. SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You 23. ABN AMRO - Making More Possible 24. Business Today - For managing Tomarrow 25. Nokia - Connecting People 26. Wipro - Applying Thought 27. Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth 28. Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly 29. Toyota - Touch the Perfection 30. Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying 31. ITC - Enduring Value
  34. 34. 32. IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire 33. Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion 34. Epson - Exceed Your Vision 35. Park Avenue - Play the Lead 36. British Airways - The World is Waiting 37. DIGJAM - Dressing the World 38. Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life 39. CNN - Be the First to Know 40. MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We 41. Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer 42. TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits 43. Amkette - When Reliability Matters 44. Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own 45. Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere 6. . Like. No. Other. - SONY 2. Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG 3. Life's Good - LG 4. The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON 5. Born in Japan Entertaining The World - SANSUI 6. Inspired Living - HAIER 7. Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS 8. The Perfect Experience - JVC 9. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA AMAZON.COM - Earth’s Biggest BookStore TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job - BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing MRF - Tyres with Muscle CEAT - Born Tough EBAY - The World’s Online Market Place Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion Windows XP - Do More with Less HP-Invent - Everything is [...] 1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion 2. Windows XP - Do More with Less 3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible 4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business 5. CSC - Experience. Results. 6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered 7. IBM - ON DEMAND 8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company. 9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different. 10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious 11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability 12. WIPRO - Applying Thought 13. EMC - Where Information Lives. 14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe. 15. Macromedia - What the web can be.

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