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  2. 17. SHOPPING MATH <ul><li>A man will pay Rs.200 for a Rs.100 item he needs. </li></ul><ul><li>A woman will pay Rs.100 for a Rs.200 item that she doesn't need. </li></ul>
  3. 18. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS <ul><li>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>A successful woman is one who can find such a man. </li></ul>
  4. 19. HAPPINESS <ul><li>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. </li></ul><ul><li>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. </li></ul>
  5. 20. LONGEVITY <ul><li>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. </li></ul><ul><li>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE </li></ul><ul><li>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. </li></ul><ul><li>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. </li></ul>
  6. 21. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE <ul><li>A woman has the last word in any argument. </li></ul><ul><li>  </li></ul><ul><li>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. </li></ul>
  7. 22. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED <ul><li>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, &quot;You're next.&quot; They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. </li></ul>
  8. 23. Different Phases of a man: <ul><li>After engagement: Superman </li></ul><ul><li>After Marriage: Gentleman </li></ul><ul><li>After 10 years: Watchman </li></ul><ul><li>After 20 years: Doberman </li></ul>
  9. 24. <ul><li>There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. </li></ul><ul><li>There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it </li></ul>
  10. 25. <ul><li>It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. </li></ul><ul><li>It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. </li></ul>
  11. 26. <ul><li>Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? </li></ul><ul><li>Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. </li></ul>
  12. 27. <ul><li>Man: Is there any way for long life? </li></ul><ul><li>Dr: Get married. </li></ul><ul><li>Man: Will it help? </li></ul><ul><li>Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. </li></ul>
  13. 28. <ul><li>We always hold hands. </li></ul><ul><li>If I let go, she shops. </li></ul>
  14. 29. <ul><li>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the Front door, who do you let in first? </li></ul><ul><li>The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after you let him in </li></ul>
  15. 30. <ul><li>Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, </li></ul><ul><li>the rest cheat in Europe. </li></ul>
  16. 32. <ul><li>Man is incomplete until he gets married, </li></ul><ul><li>then he is finished. </li></ul>
  17. 33. <ul><li>With that we are finished </li></ul><ul><li>Tea Break </li></ul>
  18. 34. Tea Break
  19. 35. <ul><li>King Arthur </li></ul><ul><li>Narayana Asthra </li></ul><ul><li>Photograph </li></ul>