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Was Jesus Black/Jewish/Italian/Californian/American Indian/Irish, or a Woman?

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Was Jesus Black, Jewish, Italian, Californian, American Indian, Irish, or a Woman?

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Was Jesus Black/Jewish/Italian/Californian/American Indian/Irish, or a Woman?

  1. 1. Was Jesus Black, Jewish, Italian, Californian, American Indian, Irish, or a Woman?<br />http://iambetterthanthebest.blogspot.com<br />
  2. 2. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black<br />He called everyone brother<br />He liked Gospel<br />He didn’t get a fair trial<br />
  3. 3. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish<br />He went into His Father’s business<br />He lived at home until he was 33<br />He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God<br />
  4. 4. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian<br />He talked with His hands<br />He had wine with His meals<br />He used olive oil<br />
  5. 5. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian<br />He never cut His hair<br />He walked around barefoot all the time<br />He started a new religion<br />
  6. 6. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian<br />He was at peace with nature<br />He ate a lot of fish<br />He talked about the Great Spirit<br />
  7. 7. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish<br />He never got married<br />He was always telling stories<br />He loved green pastures<br />
  8. 8. But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman<br />He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food<br />He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t  get it<br />And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do<br />
  9. 9. KEEP SMILING Just for FUN, no offense intended..May GOD Bless U!!<br />Courtesy:<br />http://ppmartin.wordpress.com/2009/04/11/was-jesus-black-jewish-italian-californian-american-indian-irish-or-a-woman/<br />http://iambetterthanthebest.blogspot.com/2011/08/was-jesus-black-jewish-italian.html<br />

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