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Applications Invited For Girlfriend

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Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part of my cost cutting efforts) I need new one, so pass on this information to your female friends...please this is urgent (only females).

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Applications Invited For Girlfriend

  1. 1. Applications invited for Girlfriend 
  2. 2. <ul><li>Due to recession, I sacked my Girlfriend (part of my cost cutting efforts) I need new one, so pass on this information to your female friends...please this is urgent (only females). </li></ul><ul><li>Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below: </li></ul>
  3. 3. <ul><li>Designation : Junior girl friend (Trainee) </li></ul><ul><li>Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) </li></ul><ul><li>Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. </li></ul><ul><li>Age: 18-29 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective. </li></ul>
  4. 4. <ul><li>Perks and incentives: </li></ul><ul><li>Total gross ( Monthly ) : </li></ul><ul><li>• 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) </li></ul><ul><li>• bike rides each duration 1 hour </li></ul><ul><li>• trips to National Highways </li></ul><ul><li>• 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Iskcon Temple </li></ul>
  5. 5. <ul><li>• Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days </li></ul><ul><li>• Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /- </li></ul><ul><li>• 2 movies per month (on weekends) </li></ul><ul><li>• Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every weekend (On your own expense) </li></ul><ul><li>A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper. </li></ul>
  6. 6. <ul><li>Net Deductions (Monthly): </li></ul><ul><li>Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining. </li></ul><ul><li>The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend) </li></ul><ul><li>Please NOTE: </li></ul><ul><li>1. Only females. </li></ul><ul><li>2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. </li></ul><ul><li>3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions. </li></ul>
  7. 7. <ul><li>There is more: </li></ul><ul><li>For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friends, colleagues etc. Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected. </li></ul><ul><li>Search never ends!! </li></ul>
  8. 8. <ul><li>Interested candidates can send their resume with: </li></ul><ul><li>Subject:Name/fresher-exp/age. </li></ul><ul><li>(Photo must be in attachment to the email address via mail) </li></ul><ul><li>Note: Applications without photo will be rejected. </li></ul>
  9. 9. Thanks & Have a Great Day!! 

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