grasp
A long time ago, in a Local Government far, far away...
 
Episode 1 THE PHANTOM MENACE Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Administration. The infrastructure of trade routes to outly...
Qui-Gon Benjamin Parking rule numero uno: car found in front of office - your timesheet gets a taste of my laser beam!
Obi-Vaughan Kenobi Goodness me, it’s Friday, 6 o’clock! Everybody, take the rest of the week off! Banzai!
The trade roads are now controlled by the Federation...
GOSTAV ĂŢU SOLAR SYSTEM Wow, this is a perfect place to spend the next week-end with my good friends Alien 5, the Predator...
The robots recruited from Naboocharest and other smaller planets join the Jedi in their attempt to reform the Galactic Adm...
Hey, man, this “standard business attire” is driving me crazy! Thank God, on Fridays helmets are not mandatory...
Episode 2 ATTACK OF THE CLONES There is unrest in the Galactic Administration. Several galactic governments have declared ...
Surrender, scoundrels! Your metropolitan area is surrounded! Lay down your former strategies and prepare to get trained!
May the Force be with you, guys! The Cluster Task Force
Meanwhile, the army of clones was preparing its counterattack...
Prepare to die in pain, local counsellor! I have several lethal questions on my mind.
Mayor identified! Target locked! Shoot questions, sisters!
Oh my God, they cloned the equipment, too! But... who’s gonna do the tagging?
Episode IV A NEW HOPE It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first vic...
Welcome to the seminar on GED (Galactic Economic Development)! Develop strategies or get lost in space!
The robots quickly establish ways of communication with their counterparts...
Look fierce! I’m not worried about the small guys flying around, but for the big one behind, his reports are always late!
Deep inside the solar system, the Rebels relentlessly support their target (groups) through (magnetic) field visits...
Waiter, bring another round of beers, otherwise we’ll test our phasers on your sorry joint!
I feel the presence of the Force around here… Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten yet?
Episode V THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although  STRATEGIC  PLANNING  has been deployed, a...
You underestimated the power of the Dark Side… prepare for phasing out! Banzai! Let’s turn things upside down!
Phasing them out is pretty fun! You just pretend to ignore reports and constantly upset the staff with your lack of vision!
Episode VI RETURN OF THE JEDI Staffidala has returned to his home planet of Naboocharest in an attempt to rescue his frien...
Who needs a Galactic Administration when you have so may Rebels around? … and the Force is with us! Not with them!
I'm looking forward to completing my training. In time, you will call me “master”.
Hey guys, you forgot your laptop! We don’t need it, the Force is with us!
Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be PO and became Darth Victor…  We don’t care! Our mot...
May the Force… kindly bring us another couple of beers, as we’re slowly phasing out from this joint?
May the Force be with me… uh, with all of us!
I’ll be around... … so, although the rogues will still haunt the Galaxy…
May the Force be with you!
...the end...
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  1. 1. grasp
  2. 2. A long time ago, in a Local Government far, far away...
  3. 4. Episode 1 THE PHANTOM MENACE Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Administration. The infrastructure of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute, as well as other economic matters. Hoping to resolve everything with the blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Federation of Galactic Authorities has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboocharest. While the Galactic Council endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace, masters of the timesheet, to settle the conflict...
  4. 5. Qui-Gon Benjamin Parking rule numero uno: car found in front of office - your timesheet gets a taste of my laser beam!
  5. 6. Obi-Vaughan Kenobi Goodness me, it’s Friday, 6 o’clock! Everybody, take the rest of the week off! Banzai!
  6. 7. The trade roads are now controlled by the Federation...
  7. 8. GOSTAV ĂŢU SOLAR SYSTEM Wow, this is a perfect place to spend the next week-end with my good friends Alien 5, the Predator brothers, Dr. Evil, and Darth Victor.
  8. 9. The robots recruited from Naboocharest and other smaller planets join the Jedi in their attempt to reform the Galactic Administration...
  9. 10. Hey, man, this “standard business attire” is driving me crazy! Thank God, on Fridays helmets are not mandatory...
  10. 11. Episode 2 ATTACK OF THE CLONES There is unrest in the Galactic Administration. Several galactic governments have declared their intentions to receive training and technical assistance. This movement has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain cluster task forces in the galaxy. Senator Staffi dala, the former Queen of Naboocharest, is returning to planet Gostav ăţu to check on the critical issue of creating an army to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...
  11. 12. Surrender, scoundrels! Your metropolitan area is surrounded! Lay down your former strategies and prepare to get trained!
  12. 13. May the Force be with you, guys! The Cluster Task Force
  13. 14. Meanwhile, the army of clones was preparing its counterattack...
  14. 15. Prepare to die in pain, local counsellor! I have several lethal questions on my mind.
  15. 16. Mayor identified! Target locked! Shoot questions, sisters!
  16. 17. Oh my God, they cloned the equipment, too! But... who’s gonna do the tagging?
  17. 18. Episode IV A NEW HOPE It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Administration. During the battle, Rebels managed to steal secret plans to the Management's ultimate weapon, the STRATEGIC PLANNING , with enough power to reform an entire planet.
  18. 19. Welcome to the seminar on GED (Galactic Economic Development)! Develop strategies or get lost in space!
  19. 20. The robots quickly establish ways of communication with their counterparts...
  20. 21. Look fierce! I’m not worried about the small guys flying around, but for the big one behind, his reports are always late!
  21. 22. Deep inside the solar system, the Rebels relentlessly support their target (groups) through (magnetic) field visits...
  22. 23. Waiter, bring another round of beers, otherwise we’ll test our phasers on your sorry joint!
  23. 24. I feel the presence of the Force around here… Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten yet?
  24. 25. Episode V THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although STRATEGIC PLANNING has been deployed, administrative troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. The evil lord Darth Victor, obsessed with finding young queen Staffidala, has dispatched thousands of rumors into the far reaches of space...
  25. 26. You underestimated the power of the Dark Side… prepare for phasing out! Banzai! Let’s turn things upside down!
  26. 27. Phasing them out is pretty fun! You just pretend to ignore reports and constantly upset the staff with your lack of vision!
  27. 28. Episode VI RETURN OF THE JEDI Staffidala has returned to his home planet of Naboocharest in an attempt to rescue his friends from the phase-out. Little does Staffidala know that the Galactic Administration has secretly begun construction on a new space program... When completed, this ultimate program will spell certain doom for the small band of Rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...
  28. 29. Who needs a Galactic Administration when you have so may Rebels around? … and the Force is with us! Not with them!
  29. 30. I'm looking forward to completing my training. In time, you will call me “master”.
  30. 31. Hey guys, you forgot your laptop! We don’t need it, the Force is with us!
  31. 32. Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be PO and became Darth Victor… We don’t care! Our mother is Staffidala and we love her very much!
  32. 33. May the Force… kindly bring us another couple of beers, as we’re slowly phasing out from this joint?
  33. 34. May the Force be with me… uh, with all of us!
  34. 35. I’ll be around... … so, although the rogues will still haunt the Galaxy…
  35. 36. May the Force be with you!
  36. 37. ...the end...

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