The Squeaky Clean LegacyBy Professor ButtersChapter One
This is an archive of the Squeaky Clean Legacy, by Professor Bu<ers, which ﬁnished in January of 2011. Like many legacies, it started out bumpy. There are plumbbobs and walls down in the pictures, and it began as a not parGcularly striking observaGonal legacy. It improved as it went along, so if you sGck with it, it will pay oﬀ, or at least I think so. I’ve considered re-‐wriGng the ﬁrst seven or so chapters, but the pictures aren’t THAT good, and there’s not a lot to say. So for now, this is it, I’m afraid. The legacy began as Strong Family Values—only marital Woohoo, and only Try For Baby– and Matriarchy—only girls could inherit. As Gme went along, we added toymaking, cat breeding, and as much pink as humanly possible. Well, the pink was with us from the beginning, as you shall see. We also had free-‐ﬂoaGng ghosts, but they turned out not to be much of a problem.
Meet Rosie Goodytwoshoes, the Founder of the Squeaky Clean Legacy. Shes at Sim State, going for her M.R.S. degree.
Along with some slow dancing made up Rosie’s mind that here was The One.
Rosie and Shane became engaged in an embarrassingly short period of Gme. Perhaps this was unsurprising, as she really was going for her MRS. Degree and only went to college in the ﬁrst place to meet a good husband.
She very much wanted to drop out and start having babies in her Legacy House, but a Mysterious Force compelled her to stay and ﬁnish her educaGon: an educaGon she had no intenGon of using and never did use.
She did have some vague plan to use her natural blond good looks to go into show business, but she didn’t really put much eﬀort into it.
Nearly unbelievably, she went on a safety date with Anthony Chin a`er she got engaged to Shane. Antony had called her every single day. The date was a dud. Rosie and all who knew her were relieved.
Anthony wasn’t all that nice. Even this cute li<le hosGle destrucGve ki<y didnt like him, and you know what judges of character cats are. Despite having a cruddy date and sending her a nasty note, he sGll called Rosie every day. She hung up on him.
Shane was, quite literally, the man of her dreams, proving that neither she nor I were tempted by the shallowness of looks.
When she was not thinking about Shane, she was thinking about this all the Gme. The incenGve for her drive to have a faithful marriage and many children, to insGll Rose Pink everywhere she could, to raise cats, and to Be Good, was not understood for many generaGons, and may not even have been clear to Rosie herself.
Most of the rest of college passed earning some basic skills and going on pleasant dates with Shane.
Rosie was Clean, but not anGsepGc. Naturally she wanted to WooHoo the man she loved and intended to marry, but the enGre purpose of her heritage depended on self control. And they would have the rest of their lives together.
Hey, Dominic, lets smustle! Youre kinda cute without that llama suit on.
Yes, Dominic, Im thrilled to be your new best friend! Only dont try any funny stuﬀ. Shane looks like he might get pissed.
Right from the beginning, Rosie insisted on a Basic Legacy house that tended strongly toward the Barbie Dream House. This is what you can do with 20,000 and a big lot and sGll have a li<le bit le` over. Youll noGce that everything is aggressively pink.
This is called "stuﬃng the hope chest." This is all stuﬀ Rosie bought her last semester at Sim State University, because she knew that she would be geYng married. I couldnt ﬁnd that this was against the rules. Most of it she kept, but that bust was a post-‐date gi` from Shane and it brought in a nice chunk of change.
Rosie also changed and beauGﬁed her appearance for a career in show biz. Oﬀ with the glasses, a Gme-‐honored technique in the movies.
But. . .we lucked out! Turns out Shane has a family aspiraGon, unlike his lookalike at Academie La Tour, and he brought a very respectable 15,000 with him, and a gold toymakers talent badge, too! His LTW to graduate three kids from Uni. will work very nicely with Rosies to marry six kids. Rosie picked well. Good thing, as she would have had to marry him no ma<er what.
Heres the remodel. I sure hope Shane likes pink.
Remodel, walls down. I mean everythings pink, giving oﬀ estrogen fumes.
Whoops! We almost collected our ﬁrst starvaGon ghost the ﬁrst day! Gilbert Jacquet went to the loo and with the extra Simoleans from Shane, I thought Id make the bathroom private. And I forgot to put in a door!
Wow, I love cuYng my wedding cake with a guest list almost totally made up of random strangers! For some reason, the Jacquets always turn up at weddings, invited or not. Maybe theyre just trolling for food.
It really does look like they came right on Gme for Rosie, doesnt it? Sadly, its just Shane going to work.
Hey. HEY! Why is the emergency vehicle driving away?
Well, youve got your baby now, Rosie. Is it just me, or does she look disappointed? Meet MorGmer Goodytwoshoes. This is a Matriarchy, so hes a spare, and (probably right a`er hes married) cannon fodder. MorGmer is named a`er the character in The FantasGcks who dies for a living, over and over, but you can imagine hes named a`er MorGmer Goth, if you want to.