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some lame jokes. hope sum ppl think they are okay.

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  1. 1. Jokes!<br />If you have some you wanna say, write them in comments=)<br />
  2. 2. Animals<br />What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming Trunks<br />What do you get when an elephant sits on your friend? A flat Mate<br />What did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger? Nothing, dogs can’t talk<br />What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A head banger<br />
  3. 3. Dinosaurs<br />What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-ya-think-he-saw-us?<br />What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper? Brontosnorus<br />Why can’t a dinosaur stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust<br />What do you call an old dinosaur? A fossil<br />
  4. 4. Miscellananeous<br />Why is six scared of seven? Because 7-8-9<br />What helps keep your teeth together? Toothpaste<br />Can a match-box? No but a tin-can<br />Why did the one-handed pirate cross the road? He wanted to get the second-hand shop<br />During which battle was Lord Nelson killed?His last one<br />
  5. 5. Random<br />How do you confuse a blonde? Put them in a circular room and tell them to sit in the corner<br />Why do blondes think the sky is black? Because when they look in the telescope they forget to take the cap off<br />Why did the blonde climb the glass window? To see what was on the other side<br />
  6. 6. LOL!<br />Some of these are really lame. Soz.<br />Thnx for watching!!<br />LUKE I STEELS YOUR JOKES>>> SORRY!!=)<br />