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DevOpsDays PGH: How to Fail With One Weird Trick

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DevOpsDays PGH Talk about how to fail at devops.

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DevOpsDays PGH: How to Fail With One Weird Trick

  1. 1. SCRUM MASTERS HATE HIM!!!! How To Fail With One Weird Trick @petecheslock
  2. 2. Pete Cheslock Was Asked to Run the DevOps Team But You Won’t Believe What Happens Next @petecheslock
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  5. 5. @petecheslock FOOLED YOU
  6. 6. @petecheslock Who is this failure? ❖ Pete Cheslock ❖ Currently: Funemployed ❖ Previously: ❖ Systems, Automation, RelEng for Dyn ❖ Tech Ops for Sonian
  7. 7. @petecheslock Chess Lock Loves Sushi Hugs &
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  9. 9. @petecheslock –Thomas Edison “I have not failed 700 times. I have not failed once. I have succeeded in proving that those 700 ways will not work. When I have eliminated the ways that will not work, I will find the way that will work.”
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  12. 12. @petecheslock My One “DevOps” Slide I Blame DevOps on Agile
  13. 13. @petecheslock I lied….
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  15. 15. @petecheslock CHIEF DEVOPS OFFICERS HATE HIM!!!!! Weird Trick #1 Build a DevOps team to work along side your Dev and Ops team.
  16. 16. @petecheslock https://twitter.com/hiredman_/status/468871082788028417
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  18. 18. @petecheslock “DevOps is a cultural and professional movement. Period. That’s it… There’s no technology, you can’t patent ‘devops’.” –Adam Jacobs, Velocity 2010 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8OBeNmaWw
  19. 19. @petecheslock https://twitter.com/lhagemann/status/469923603329601536
  20. 20. @petecheslock What does your organization represent? What are your “real” values, vs the actual values of your org Do you incentivize collaboration or politics?
  21. 21. @petecheslock Dev Ops QARelEng Product Sales Finance
  22. 22. @petecheslock “Devops means giving a shit about your job enough to not pass the buck. Devops means giving a shit about your job enough to want to learn all the parts and not just your little world.” –John Vincent (@lusis) http://blog.lusis.org/blog/2013/06/04/devops-the-title-match/
  23. 23. @petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev Dir C-Level
  24. 24. @petecheslock –Dr. W. Edwards Demming “The worker is not the problem. The problem is at the top! Management!”
  25. 25. @petecheslock You Get the DevOps You Deserve
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  27. 27. @petecheslock http://firstround.com/article/Twitter-Engineering-SVP-Chris-Fry-on-the-Power-of-Stable-Teams
  28. 28. @petecheslock Build strong teams first. Assign them problems later
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  37. 37. @petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev Dir C-Level
  38. 38. @petecheslock Ops Ops Sr. Ops Dir VP Ops VP Eng Dev Dev Sr. Dev Dir C-Level 1. 2. 3. Priorities Priorities 1. 2. 3.
  39. 39. @petecheslock http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Europe/Greece/South_Aegean/Kyklades/Serifos/photo912537.htm
  40. 40. @petecheslock “Organizations which design systems ... are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organizations” –Melvin Conway http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_law
  41. 41. @petecheslock VP Manager C-Level Eng Eng Ops Sys Rel Eng Net Auto Eng Eng Ops Sys Rel Eng Net Auto Eng Eng Ops Sys Rel Eng Net Auto
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  46. 46. @petecheslock http://www.themcdougalfamily.com/uploads/dscn0273.jpg
  47. 47. @petecheslock Deploy Openstack a better way to manag Deploy Openstack
  48. 48. @petecheslock Cultivate Trust and Learning
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  50. 50. @petecheslock GROWTH HACKERS HATE THEM!!!!! Bonus Weird Trick Buy My DevOps First taste is free
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  53. 53. @petecheslock Would you rather be Systems Engineer IV or Senior DevOps Engineer? Answer: They both kinda suck.
  54. 54. @petecheslock “I’m a system admin, I don’t write code” –Soon to be Unemployable SysAdmin
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  57. 57. @petecheslock A failure of DevOps is EVERYONE’s failure
  58. 58. @petecheslock “It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.” –Dr. W. Edwards Deming “There is no substitute for knowledge.”
  59. 59. Thank You @petecheslock petecheslock@gmail.compete.io
  60. 60. @petecheslock Reading List • Adam Jacobs Velocity 2010 talk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx8OBeNmaWw • John Vincent - Devops, the Title Match - http://blog.lusis.org/blog/2013/06/04/devops-the-title-match/ • Chris Fry on the Power of Small Teams - http://firstround.com/article/Twitter-Engineering-SVP-Chris-Fry-on-the-Power-of- Stable-Teams • Conway’s Law - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_law • Patty McCord - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3e1lnixKBM

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