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PowerPoint Karaoke Slides - The Internet


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Internet slides from PowerPoint Karaoke 2009 sponsored by iMation. Vote for Steve's presentation at

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PowerPoint Karaoke Slides - The Internet

  1. 1. Your family is worried about your internet use.
  2. 2. Think /b/ 4 u click! <ul><li>There are things on the internet that you don’t want to see. </li></ul>
  3. 3. New report predicts that donkeys will be the next viral sensation.
  4. 4. Your computer-illiterate relatives are responsible for “important” email forwards. <ul><li>Tell them how to delete addresses and headings in forwarded emails. </li></ul><ul><li>Tell them to stop using their computers. </li></ul><ul><li>Then, stop speaking to them—for good. </li></ul>
  5. 5. Knowledge, knowledge, everywhere, but not a thought to think. My theory on why people are still so dumb.
  6. 6. Online community or “underground ring”? <ul><li>There’s an online community for any activity or interest, no matter how weird, perverted, pointless, and/or illegal it is. </li></ul><ul><li>I’ll tell you how to get involved and how you can send me pics. </li></ul>
  7. 7. What a CAT-astrophe!
  8. 8. An e-mail forwards is more believable if: <ul><li>It’s a “personal, eyewitness account” </li></ul><ul><li>IT’S WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, WITH HUGE FONTS & LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!! </li></ul><ul><li>It’s written in magenta, comic-sans with a religious sign off (for inspirational news) </li></ul>
  9. 9. Stand out from the crowd
  10. 10. Google yourself <ul><li>“ Google” means to search for yourself online, no matter what your “friends” might have told you. </li></ul>