Rants and Ruminations From A Job Applicant After 💯 CS Job Interviews in Silicon Valley

Susan Tan
Susan TanSoftware Engineer. Ballet dancer and ballet patron. Tea drinker.
Susan Tan
Employed Software Engineer in San Francisco Bay Area
Rants and Ruminations
From A Job Applicant
After 💯Job Interviews
in Silicon Valley
@ArcTanSusan
Not my first time as a job applicant
@ArcTanSusan
My past amazing workplace culture:
Piston Cloud Computing
a photo of the early founding team
Criteria of NO’s
• No large companies
• No homogeneous culture
• No arrogant young
techbros
• No stupid apps
• No to being cofounder or
first engineer
• No to offices more than
30 miles away
Viktor & Rolf Fall 2008 RTW Collection
@ArcTanSusan
6 things I hate about the
job interview process
@ArcTanSusan
Story 1: the silent treatment
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#1 No feedback of any kind.
Story 2: You hired your friend.
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#2 Don’t waste my time.
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Story 3: I was interviewed by Twitter
cofounder Biz Stone for new startup Jelly
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#3
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story 4: the most awkward on-site interview
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#4
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story 5: being low-balled on my first job offer
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Don’t mess with my money.
@ArcTanSusan
☢
#6 Take-Home Code Challenges
🔘
@ArcTanSusan
#6 Take-Home Code Challenges
💩
@ArcTanSusan
Take-Home Code Challenges
• No time constraint, no feedback,
unpaid labor
• 3-4 job positions, 18-32 hours
total.
💩 💩
@ArcTanSusan
Take-Home Code Challenges
• No time constraint, no feedback,
unpaid labor
• Doesn’t fit job description
• wrong programming language
💩 💩
@ArcTanSusan
Take-Home Code Challenges
• No time constraint, no feedback,
unpaid labor
• Doesn’t fit job description
• wrong programming language
• algorithms-heavy
💩 💩
@ArcTanSusan
Take-Home Code Challenges
• No time constraint, no feedback,
unpaid labor
• Doesn’t fit job description
• wrong programming language
• algorithms-heavy
• A bad first impression to an
applicant
💩 💩
@ArcTanSusan
My typical interview week
Living in San Francisco is 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰 💰, so needed to keep
schedule 🏃busy busy busy. 🏃
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Add code challenges to “No” criteria.
My solution
@ArcTanSusan
Repetition is tiresome
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Job searching is terrible.
@ArcTanSusan
filter out bad companies
quickly
find rare shining exceptions
My goal
@ArcTanSusan
It’s not you, it’s them
@ArcTanSusan
This is not a talk about what
you should or should not do.
@ArcTanSusan
My every morning
@ArcTanSusan
Thanks for listening to my rants.
Susan Tan
@ArcTanSusan
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