All About me Jose Esparza  ARRIBA!!
Things the class should know about me: <ul><li>I am Hispanic </li></ul><ul><li>I can Speak Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>I am ...
Information about me and my family <ul><li>My mom is Hispanic </li></ul><ul><ul><li>She is from Mexico </li></ul></ul><ul>...
I like high school for the following reasons: <ul><li>Is almost over-(copied by Wyatt) </li></ul><ul><li>Is better that mi...
My favorite bands/artists/Etc. Are: <ul><li>Los Parangaricutirimicuaros </li></ul><ul><li>The Mexican Beatles </li></ul><u...
A list of my favorite movies.  <ul><li>A day without a Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>The Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>Once upon a...
My favorite past times and interests are: <ul><li>Mexican Culture </li></ul><ul><li>Mexicans </li></ul><ul><li>Hispanics <...
My plans/goals after high school are: <ul><li>To speak better English </li></ul><ul><li>Meet Mexican Girls </li></ul><ul><...
If I Could go anywhere it would probably be: <ul><li>Take a wild guess: </li></ul><ul><li>Africa </li></ul><ul><li>Then Ye...
If I could meet anyone it would be: <ul><li>A Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>A female Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>My dad, who hap...
What I think about Power Point <ul><li>Power Point is great </li></ul><ul><li>Power Point is da bomb! </li></ul><ul><li>Po...
Random Facts <ul><li>Light travels at about 186,000 miles per second, that’s a lot faster than the average Mexican </li></...
More random facts <ul><li>American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first...
Even More random facts <ul><li>Rafael sits in front of me </li></ul><ul><li>Rafael is a Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>He and I...
Much more time killers, Ohh wait I mean random facts <ul><li>In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwe...
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All About Me

  1. 1. All About me Jose Esparza ARRIBA!!
  2. 2. Things the class should know about me: <ul><li>I am Hispanic </li></ul><ul><li>I can Speak Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>I am currently showing you a PowerPoint </li></ul><ul><li>I've been abducted by Mexican aliens </li></ul><ul><li>I am bored!!! </li></ul>
  3. 3. Information about me and my family <ul><li>My mom is Hispanic </li></ul><ul><ul><li>She is from Mexico </li></ul></ul><ul><li>My sister is also Hispanic </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Also from Mexico </li></ul></ul><ul><li>My brother is Hispanic </li></ul><ul><li>My baby sister is white </li></ul><ul><ul><li>She is from California </li></ul></ul>
  4. 4. I like high school for the following reasons: <ul><li>Is almost over-(copied by Wyatt) </li></ul><ul><li>Is better that middle school (Copy by Wyatt) </li></ul><ul><li>I get to make Power Points about Mexicans </li></ul><ul><li>It teaches me to speak English. </li></ul>
  5. 5. My favorite bands/artists/Etc. Are: <ul><li>Los Parangaricutirimicuaros </li></ul><ul><li>The Mexican Beatles </li></ul><ul><li>La Cucaracha </li></ul><ul><li>Mariachi singles </li></ul>
  6. 6. A list of my favorite movies. <ul><li>A day without a Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>The Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>Once upon a time in Mexico </li></ul><ul><li>Ahh Yay Yay </li></ul>
  7. 7. My favorite past times and interests are: <ul><li>Mexican Culture </li></ul><ul><li>Mexicans </li></ul><ul><li>Hispanics </li></ul><ul><li>Mexico </li></ul>
  8. 8. My plans/goals after high school are: <ul><li>To speak better English </li></ul><ul><li>Meet Mexican Girls </li></ul><ul><li>Design a new map for Mexico </li></ul><ul><li>Buy Mexico and sell it to the U.S for five Pesos </li></ul>
  9. 9. If I Could go anywhere it would probably be: <ul><li>Take a wild guess: </li></ul><ul><li>Africa </li></ul><ul><li>Then Yemen </li></ul><ul><li>Later to Antarctica </li></ul><ul><li>And last to the United States </li></ul>
  10. 10. If I could meet anyone it would be: <ul><li>A Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>A female Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>My dad, who happens to be Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>Jesus!!! </li></ul>
  11. 11. What I think about Power Point <ul><li>Power Point is great </li></ul><ul><li>Power Point is da bomb! </li></ul><ul><li>Power point is the best </li></ul><ul><li>Without Power Point I would die </li></ul>
  12. 12. Random Facts <ul><li>Light travels at about 186,000 miles per second, that’s a lot faster than the average Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your Mega Bucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning </li></ul><ul><li>Chewing gum while cutting onions will prevent crying </li></ul><ul><li>The United States, land of the free* </li></ul><ul><ul><li>* Your freedom may vary </li></ul></ul>
  13. 13. More random facts <ul><li>American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class </li></ul><ul><li>My Calculator is running out of batteries </li></ul><ul><li>Calculators are usually smarter than Mexicans </li></ul><ul><li>Mexicans usually can not use calculators </li></ul>
  14. 14. Even More random facts <ul><li>Rafael sits in front of me </li></ul><ul><li>Rafael is a Mexican </li></ul><ul><li>He and I are Mexican Buddies </li></ul><ul><li>Except I do not think he likes me </li></ul>
  15. 15. Much more time killers, Ohh wait I mean random facts <ul><li>In California, it's against the law to use your dirty underwear as a dust rag </li></ul><ul><li>Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars </li></ul><ul><li>A woodpecker can peck twenty times a second </li></ul><ul><li>Jose is tired of showing slides </li></ul>

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