Wisdom From A Laugh 133The Widow at the FarmhouseJack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. Theyloaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in aterrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouseand asked the attractive lady of the house if they couldspend the night."Im recently widowed," she explained, "and Im afraidthe neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.""Not to worry," Jack said, "well be happy to sleep inthe barn."Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widowsattorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, "Bob,do you remember that good-looking widow at the farmwe stayed at?""Yes, I do.""Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,go up to the house and visit with her?""Yes, I have to admit that I did.""Did you happen to use my name instead of telling heryour name?"Bobs face turns red and he said, "Yeah, Im afraid Idid.""Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"ReflectionHonesty is still the best policy
Wisdom From A Laugh 134Pig ToesIn a small town, farmers of the community had gottentogether to discuss some important issues. About midwaythrough the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood upand spoke her peace.When she was done, one of the old farmers stood up and said,"What does she know about anything? I would like to ask herif she knows how many toes a pig has?"Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots sir,and count them yourself!"ReflectionWhen one looks down upon another, he will soon get insultshurled at him.