Pondering On Amusing Bumper Stickers
I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol! Pondering…   “Speed Thrills But Kills.”
I'll do anything for money, except work. Pondering…  “So many expect much but want to do little.”
Honesty pays,  but not enough Pondering…  “Many sacrifice integrity in order to be wealthy.”
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional. Pondering…  “Have we become wiser when we grow older?”
Common sense  isn't very common. Pondering…  “How often have we done foolish things for a lack of clear thinking.”
I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work. Pondering …  “How many shirk work and duty and take it so easy.”
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Pondering…  “We can’t please all people everywhere and every t...
Always yield to temptation. It may never pass  your way again Pondering …  “How many become victims of temptation only to ...
All I need is some peace and quiet.  If I got a piece I'd be quiet! Pondering…  “So many crave for more and more!”
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes  of my life Pondering…   “Vices are easily picked up, virtues are e...
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty . Pondering…  “Wise solutions to problems are hard to come by.”
I respect your opinion. Just don't want  to hear it!  Pondering…  “The Ego in many hinders their learning and growing.”
Don't follow me.  I'm lost too. Pondering… “ Pondering…  “Fools who follow Fools are greater Fools.”
Cover me! I'm changing lanes.  Pondering…  “Reckless driving has caused so much suffering.”
I need someone  real bad... Are you real bad? Pondering…   “Morality is truly sliding leading to more pain and suffering.”
BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.   Pondering…   “The intoxicated mind can see and do unwholesome things.”
When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).   Pondering…   “True Charity has sincerity and exp...
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.  Pondering…   “Ambition rooted in great greed will spell much sorrow inde...
I don't lie, cheat or  steal unnecessarily.  Pondering …   “How often have we justified our unwholesome doings?”
I am a nobody, nobody is perfect...  Therefore I am perfect . Pondering…   “The Ego in us is strong; so often we think we ...
The End May we grow Wiser as time goes by With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin
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  1. 1. Pondering On Amusing Bumper Stickers
  2. 2. I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol! Pondering… “Speed Thrills But Kills.”
  3. 3. I'll do anything for money, except work. Pondering… “So many expect much but want to do little.”
  4. 4. Honesty pays, but not enough Pondering… “Many sacrifice integrity in order to be wealthy.”
  5. 5. Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional. Pondering… “Have we become wiser when we grow older?”
  6. 6. Common sense isn't very common. Pondering… “How often have we done foolish things for a lack of clear thinking.”
  7. 7. I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work. Pondering … “How many shirk work and duty and take it so easy.”
  8. 8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Pondering… “We can’t please all people everywhere and every time.”
  9. 9. Always yield to temptation. It may never pass your way again Pondering … “How many become victims of temptation only to regret later?”
  10. 10. All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet! Pondering… “So many crave for more and more!”
  11. 11. I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life Pondering… “Vices are easily picked up, virtues are easily thrown down.”
  12. 12. Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty . Pondering… “Wise solutions to problems are hard to come by.”
  13. 13. I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it! Pondering… “The Ego in many hinders their learning and growing.”
  14. 14. Don't follow me. I'm lost too. Pondering… “ Pondering… “Fools who follow Fools are greater Fools.”
  15. 15. Cover me! I'm changing lanes.  Pondering… “Reckless driving has caused so much suffering.”
  16. 16. I need someone real bad... Are you real bad? Pondering… “Morality is truly sliding leading to more pain and suffering.”
  17. 17. BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.  Pondering… “The intoxicated mind can see and do unwholesome things.”
  18. 18. When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).  Pondering… “True Charity has sincerity and expects nothing from anybody.”
  19. 19. Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.  Pondering… “Ambition rooted in great greed will spell much sorrow indeed.”
  20. 20. I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.  Pondering … “How often have we justified our unwholesome doings?”
  21. 21. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect... Therefore I am perfect . Pondering… “The Ego in us is strong; so often we think we can’t be wrong!”
  22. 22. The End May we grow Wiser as time goes by With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin

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