Laughter For Good Health

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A Power Point Presentation on some Jokes. Suitable for students and children. Done by Bro. Oh Teik Bin, Lower Perak Buddhist Association, Teluk Intan, Malaysia.

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Laughter For Good Health

  1. 1. LAUGHTER FOR GOOD HEALTH A laugh a day keeps the doctor away !
  2. 2. Joke 1 Wife : Darling, what did you do before you met me ? Husband : Anything I wanted !
  3. 3. Joke 2 Ah Kow : I heard something this morning that opened my eyes ! Ah Gong : An Alien ? Ah Kow : No. It was an alarm clock .
  4. 4. Joke 3 Chemistry Teacher : Ah Soh, why are you trembling all over ? Ah Soh : I’m just following the instructions for this experiment. It says : ‘Add liquid to test tube, then shake for two minutes !’
  5. 5. Joke 4 Pupil : I’m glad I wasn’t born in China, Teacher. Teacher : Why is that so ? Pupil : Because I can’t speak Chinese !
  6. 6. Joke 5 Teacher : Ai Khoon, can you give me two examples of Pronouns ? Ai Khoon ( in sleepy state ) : Who, Me ? Teacher : Correct !
  7. 7. Joke 6 Teacher : Jimmy, name me three animals belonging to the Cat Family. Jimmy : So easy lah, Teacher ! Father Cat, Mother Cat, Baby Cat !
  8. 8. Joke 7 Kindergarten Kid : Mummy, my Teacher hasn’t seen an elephant ! Mother : Darling, what makes you think so ? Kindergarten Kid : This morning, Teacher asked us to draw an elephant. After 10 minutes, she came to see my drawing and cried, ‘Oh God, what’s that ?’
  9. 9. Joke 8 A little kindergarten girl is saying her prayers before going to bed : “Oh God, please make Teluk Intan the Capital of Malaysia !” Mother : Honey, why are you praying in this strange way ? Little Girl : For my test this morning, I wrote ‘Teluk Intan’ as the Capital of Malaysia !
  10. 10. Joke 9 Teacher : Peter, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I ’ . Peter : ‘I’ is … Teacher : I am, I AM … you fool ! Peter : Sorry Sir ! I AM the ninth letter of the Alphabet !
  11. 11. Joke 10 Teacher : Now, Children, this picture shows a Kangaroo. It is a native of Australia. Hey, Freddie, what’s the matter ? Freddie ( in a shocked state ) : My auntie’s married to one of those !
  12. 12. THE END <ul><li>A SMILE is the shortest distance between two people. </li></ul><ul><li>Victor Borge </li></ul>With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin

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