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A Time For Laughter

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A Power Point Presentation of a selection of jokes for fun and amusement.
Laughter is very good medicine indeed.

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A Time For Laughter

  1. 1. A Time For Laughter
  2. 2. Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair
  3. 3. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
  4. 4. Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production
  5. 5. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
  6. 6. A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
  7. 7. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  8. 8. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  9. 9. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  10. 10. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  11. 11. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
  12. 12. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument .
  13. 13. A man tells his office colleagues that he always has the last word in any argument with his wife. An office colleague asks, “How do you manage that?” The man says, “I am made to say ‘Wife Darling, you are right!’”
  14. 14. The End With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin May Laughter chase all your blues away!

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