Employment n. The condition of         having paid work. The 9-to-5.         The daily grind.An illustrated guideby Ashley...
Ful l Time!Phone Zit n. The recurring chin zit that resultsfrom spending too much time on the phone.                      ...
In 20 2…                                          0• Hot in Herre (Nelly) was at the top of the charts.• Eminem’s 8-Mile d...
Post-Modem n. The freak out youexperience when your Internet goes dead.                                           4
LESSONSLEARNED ALONGTHE WAY
FIND YOUR POINT B…and C, and D, and E. The  har dest par t about  get t ing f r omone point  t o anot her is knowing  wher...
MA KE IT HA PPE N If t her e is no point B, cr eat e one. Gener at e your own oppor t unit ies by f inding unt apped ar ea...
S TA Y C URIOUS St ay on t he l ook out f or t he next big ( or sm l ) innovat ion.                                       ...
ONE MORE THING …It ’s not t he r ightmove, unl ess you ar et er r if ied. Go ahead,scar e t he cr ap outof your sel f .Pro...
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An Illustrated Guide to the 9-5 Grind: By Ashley Parrish // Editor in Chief of DailyCandy

  1. 1. Employment n. The condition of having paid work. The 9-to-5. The daily grind.An illustrated guideby Ashley Parrish, Editor-in-Chief of
  2. 2. Ful l Time!Phone Zit n. The recurring chin zit that resultsfrom spending too much time on the phone. 2
  3. 3. In 20 2… 0• Hot in Herre (Nelly) was at the top of the charts.• Eminem’s 8-Mile debuted.• Facebook didn’t exist.• Amazon only sold books.• Apple had just launched the iPod.• Cell phones looked like thisYellular n. The loudness one adopts in response to bad cell-phoneconnection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve it. 3
  4. 4. Post-Modem n. The freak out youexperience when your Internet goes dead. 4
  5. 5. LESSONSLEARNED ALONGTHE WAY
  6. 6. FIND YOUR POINT B…and C, and D, and E. The har dest par t about get t ing f r omone point t o anot her is knowing wher e t he next st ep is.Mapquestionable adj. Word describing directions provided byMapQuest that somehow cause you to drive in an enormous figure eight. 6
  7. 7. MA KE IT HA PPE N If t her e is no point B, cr eat e one. Gener at e your own oppor t unit ies by f inding unt apped ar eas of t he business t hat coul d r esul t in gr owt h.E-Maul v. To stalk someone via email. 7
  8. 8. S TA Y C URIOUS St ay on t he l ook out f or t he next big ( or sm l ) innovat ion. al• Be a voracious reader, online and off.• Network, online and off.• Keep an ideas folder.• Carve out time for creativity.• Find the pain pointsiQ n. Your level of iOS device expertise or lack thereof.(She doesn’t know who Siri is? Must have a low iQ.) 8
  9. 9. ONE MORE THING …It ’s not t he r ightmove, unl ess you ar et er r if ied. Go ahead,scar e t he cr ap outof your sel f .Promotion Sickness n. The queasy feeling one getswhen someone really stupid gets promoted. 9
  10. 10. THANK YOU

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