Flowchartofgettingsex

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Flowchartofgettingsex

  1. 1. The man and the woman agrees to have sex in the evening The Formula Of Sex Man pretends he forgot the whole thing When the time comes the man assumes that the act can get started immediately Woman gets relaxed Man guesses that the time is right and approaches the woman sexually Man makes a new try No sex for a long time Man nags about the reasons why the woman doesn’t want to have sex Man trips on the edge of the carpet on purpose to show the woman how vulnerable he is Woman melts Mans knee heals rapidly and he suggests sex Man quickly discovers how much fun they have even without sex Woman suggests to make supper together Man pretends hungry The food is prepared for hours, then they eat Man approaches woman sexually Man falls asleep Woman shares the thought with joy Man suggests a refreshing walk and presumes that it will release her physically Man gets angry Man suggests a trip to Venice Woman gets excited and starts to go through brochures Man tries to direct the trip to a short cut Woman starts to get tired Man drinks almost the whole bottle himself Man suggests a bath together After the bath a bottle of wine is opened by the mans proposal After a glass of wine the man supposedly gets to say what he’s been trying to say all evening and makes a confession of love SEX Woman changes her mind No sex

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