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Man and Woman agree to have Sex in the evening  The Formula for Sex Woman gets excited and starts to read a catalogue  Man...
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The Formula for Sex

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Very funny slide show on typical male-female behavior.

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The Formula for Sex

  1. 1. Man and Woman agree to have Sex in the evening The Formula for Sex Woman gets excited and starts to read a catalogue Man suggests a trip to Venice After the bottle of wine, Man does what he should have had done all along: He buys her a pair of shoes SEX Man acts as if he has forgotten it all Man believes it can start right away Woman relaxes Man assumes that the time has come and makes Sexual advances Man tries again NO Sex for a looong time Man nags about why Woman doesn’t want to have Sex Man trips on purpose on the carpet, showing how vulnerable he is Woman melts away Man’s knee heals quickly and he suggests they have Sex Man discovers rather quickly how much fun they can have together even without Sex Woman suggests a romantic dinner Man pretends that he is hungry The food which is ready after hours and hours is finally eaten Man makes sexual advances Man falls asleep Woman happily shares this thought Man suggests a refreshing walk in order to make Woman relaxed Man gets angry Man tries to find a shortcut Woman gets tired Man suggests a bath for two After the bath, Man suggests they open a bottle of wine Woman blocks NO Sex Man drinks the bottle by himself

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