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A.C.M.S.A.C.M.S.
Albanian Center forAlbanian Center for
Management ServicesManagement Services
Great Truth aboutGreat Truth about
RevenueRevenue
ManagementManagement
SystemsSystems
brought to us by variousbrought to u...
Nothing can stop automationNothing can stop automation
Computer toolsComputer tools
make work easiermake work easier
It does‘nt pay to buy theIt does‘nt pay to buy the
cheapest productcheapest product
Your trial period is overYour trial pe...
Don‘t set too ambitiousDon‘t set too ambitious
deadlinesdeadlines
Deadline is deadline !
A nice guy often hides lack ofA nice guy often hides lack of
functionalityfunctionality
Always listen to the MarketAlways listen to the Market
You can‘t hide any bug fromYou can‘t hide any bug from
usersusers
It‘s no use whistling –It‘s no use whistling –
I can see...
Users don‘t like bugsUsers don‘t like bugs
Access
denied
O.k., and now you‘ll do
exactly what I‘m telling you !
Simulation expertice helpsSimulation expertice helps
Not every presentation isNot every presentation is
successfulsuccessful
Web-ability is a mustWeb-ability is a must
What suits one customerWhat suits one customer
might not suit the nextmight not suit the next
Look for efficient solutionsLook for efficient solutions
Support different situationsSupport different situations
by specific toolsby specific tools
Build in a help functionBuild in a help function
On-line help can be usefulOn-line help can be useful
Forecasting andForecasting and
optimization are complexoptimization are complex
Come on! It can‘t goCome on! It can‘t go
w...
Select significant attributes forSelect significant attributes for
your forecasteryour forecaster
Which one
Is mine?
Maths is not everythingMaths is not everything
Use check-lists for testingUse check-lists for testing
ears
neck
feet
Call us for more details onCall us for more details on
management solutionsmanagement solutions
• Should you need any furt...
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  1. 1. A.C.M.S.A.C.M.S. Albanian Center forAlbanian Center for Management ServicesManagement Services
  2. 2. Great Truth aboutGreat Truth about RevenueRevenue ManagementManagement SystemsSystems brought to us by variousbrought to us by various cartoonistscartoonists
  3. 3. Nothing can stop automationNothing can stop automation
  4. 4. Computer toolsComputer tools make work easiermake work easier
  5. 5. It does‘nt pay to buy theIt does‘nt pay to buy the cheapest productcheapest product Your trial period is overYour trial period is over Please register nowPlease register now OKOK
  6. 6. Don‘t set too ambitiousDon‘t set too ambitious deadlinesdeadlines Deadline is deadline !
  7. 7. A nice guy often hides lack ofA nice guy often hides lack of functionalityfunctionality
  8. 8. Always listen to the MarketAlways listen to the Market
  9. 9. You can‘t hide any bug fromYou can‘t hide any bug from usersusers It‘s no use whistling –It‘s no use whistling – I can see the bubbles comingI can see the bubbles coming out of your bottom.out of your bottom.
  10. 10. Users don‘t like bugsUsers don‘t like bugs Access denied O.k., and now you‘ll do exactly what I‘m telling you !
  11. 11. Simulation expertice helpsSimulation expertice helps
  12. 12. Not every presentation isNot every presentation is successfulsuccessful
  13. 13. Web-ability is a mustWeb-ability is a must
  14. 14. What suits one customerWhat suits one customer might not suit the nextmight not suit the next
  15. 15. Look for efficient solutionsLook for efficient solutions
  16. 16. Support different situationsSupport different situations by specific toolsby specific tools
  17. 17. Build in a help functionBuild in a help function
  18. 18. On-line help can be usefulOn-line help can be useful
  19. 19. Forecasting andForecasting and optimization are complexoptimization are complex Come on! It can‘t goCome on! It can‘t go wrong every time...wrong every time...
  20. 20. Select significant attributes forSelect significant attributes for your forecasteryour forecaster Which one Is mine?
  21. 21. Maths is not everythingMaths is not everything
  22. 22. Use check-lists for testingUse check-lists for testing ears neck feet
  23. 23. Call us for more details onCall us for more details on management solutionsmanagement solutions • Should you need any further assistance, please feel free to let meShould you need any further assistance, please feel free to let me knowknow.. • Kindest RegardsKindest Regards,, • • • EldaElda GjokaGjoka Operations ManagerOperations Manager • • ACMSACMS -- AlbanianAlbanian CenterCenter for Management Services ltdfor Management Services ltd.. • AddressAddress:: RrRr. ". "Leke DukagjiniLeke Dukagjini"" PallPall.. 11/1, Kati 511/1, Kati 5.. TiraneTirane • • PhonePhone:: 00 355 4 255 65500 355 4 255 655 FaxFax:: 00 355 4 271 96000 355 4 271 960 MobMob:: 00 355 68 40 49 09100 355 68 40 49 091 •
  24. 24. A.C.M.S.A.C.M.S. Albanian Center forAlbanian Center for Management ServicesManagement Services Thank youThank you

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