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Pj World

  1. 1. FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection
  2. 2. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? ► Adidas.
  3. 3. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research, 3 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho socho ► Very simple …… ...... . .... Galti se !!!!
  4. 4. In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? ................. ►A - The other 9 fish are crying
  5. 5. Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why? ► Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
  6. 6. One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? ► Ans.Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.
  7. 7. 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? ► One of them is a widow
  8. 8. What are the three versions of JAVA software? ► 1.) Mar JAVA ► 2.) Mit JAVA ► 3.) Kar JAVA
  9. 9. Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag. Why ? ► Because Sehwag is the Opener.
  10. 10. Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? ► Sports Quota
  11. 11. Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why? ► Ans. Because he was walking.
  12. 12. What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? ► Hasi na.
  13. 13. What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....? ► Push pa.
  14. 14. Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died. Why? ► B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
  15. 15. Shahrukh khan ka plural? ► ICICI Bank ► Why? ► Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
  16. 16. What will you call a person who is departing from India? ► Hindustan Lever
  17. 17. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? ► Aamir Khan
  18. 18. Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? ► Jal-andar Singh
  19. 19. Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga? ► soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!
  20. 20. What is the Center of Gravity? ► its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

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