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New Economics Viewpoints

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New Economics Viewpoints

  1. 1. NEW ECONOMICS VIEWPOINTS By: Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com 1 04/09/09
  2. 2. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and  buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy  grows. You retire on the income.  2
  3. 3. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You worship them.  3
  4. 4. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You dont have any cows.  You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.  You ask the US for financial aid,  China for military aid,  British for Warplanes,  Italy for machines,  Germany for technology,  French for submarines,  Switzerland for loans,  Russia for drugs  Japan for equipment.  You buy the cows with all this  And claim exploitation by the world.  4
  5. 5. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You sell one and force the other to  produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops  dead. You put the blame on some nation with  cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and  grab the cows. 5
  6. 6. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You go on strike because you want three  cows. 6
  7. 7. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You reengineer them so that they live for  100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. 7
  8. 8. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows.  They are both mad cows.  8
  9. 9. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You don't know where they are.  You break for lunch.  9
  10. 10. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which  belong to you. You charge others for storing them.  10
  11. 11. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You redesign them so that they are one-  tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images  called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. 11
  12. 12. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You count them and learn you have five  cows. You count them again and learn you  have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you  have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another  bottle of vodka. 12
  13. 13. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You have 300 people milking them.  You claim full employment, high bovine  productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. 13
  14. 14. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows.  You ask for government subsidy  You buy cars, travel overseas and marry  again Ask for some cows.  14
  15. 15. Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com THANK YOU Debat Islam vs. Kristian: http://www.debatagung.com 15

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