Door From Hell
         The
November 1998         Volume 1: Issue 2




November 1998
 Issue 4: Vol 1




                ...
OUR STAFF

PUBLISHER..................................ED BURTON
PRESIDENT...................................ED BURTON
VICE...
TABLE OF
                  CONTENTS
1............................................PEOPLE IN CHARGE
                        ...
Who says Castro is bad?
Huge Animal Jumps
Right Fucking Out In
Front Of Area Man
 MOORHEAD, MN--Moorhead resident Carl
Perry damn near shit himsel...
THE

 PAGE!!




DICK NASTY
FROM THE
      EAT’N’PARK JOURNALS
    Eat’n’Park. I’ve now      dehydrator on his
resigned myself to            fucking h...
Area Teen’s Sister
Looking Pretty Good
To Friend Of Area Teen
    SAN MATEO, CA--San Mateo 17-year-old Evan Campos
announc...
BLAIR SHOWS US ONE OF THE
MANY HAIRSTYLES TO EXPECT
THIS FALL.
MORE
       LETTERS!
“Yo got the latest issue of "the Door"
one stamp works!
Liked the Nazi whining
love the shaft page
ke...
FREE KEVIN
Who is Kevin Mitnick?
Kevin Mitnick was arrested on computer hacking charges
 in February 1995. Still awaiting ...
For ordering information,
Please call us at 1-888-666-
8370 or fax your request to
us at 909-468-5704, or visit
the websit...
Mat Luschek
160 S. Fairmount St.
Apt 8
Pittsburgh, PA 15206
       WILLIE AAMES
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  1. 1. Door From Hell The November 1998 Volume 1: Issue 2 November 1998 Issue 4: Vol 1 al tA nnu S Firs ARLE CH IN E G AR CH sue!! Is
  2. 2. OUR STAFF PUBLISHER..................................ED BURTON PRESIDENT...................................ED BURTON VICE PRESIDENT..........................ED BURTON PHOTOGRAPHY.............................ED BURTON REPORTER....................................ED BURTON WRITER........................................ED BURTON GRAPHICS....................................ED BURTON SECURITY.....................................ED BURTON ANIMAL TRAINER........................ED BURTON SPECIAL EFFECTS.........................ED BURTON PROMOTIONS...............................ED BURTON KING............................................ED BURTON KEY GRIP.....................................ED BURTON ASSISTANT TO MR. BURTON..........ED BURTON SCOUT..........................................ED BURTON MOST LIKELY TO GET SUED...........ED BURTON CAPTAIN OF THE USS ENTERPRISE...........................JAMES T. KIRK LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS............................OPTIMUS PRIME KING OF THE WORLD........................LEONARDO DICAPRIO all photos are copyrighted either by me or someone else. 1998 by me, earlier by others.
  3. 3. TABLE OF CONTENTS 1............................................PEOPLE IN CHARGE (other than Charles.) 2...........................................TABLE OF CONTENTS 3.............................................................VIVA FIDEL! 4............................................................CRAZYANIMALS 5..............................“JUST TALKIN’ ‘BOUT SHAFT.” 6.............FROM THE EAT’N’PARK JOURNALS. 7/8.............................AMERICAN HERO - MY ARM!. 9.............................................SHOCKING AREA NEWS 10.............................................................................FASHION 11....................LETTERS FROM OUR READERS. 12...................................................................FREE KEVIN 13...............BOOTLEG YOUR NINTENDO GAMES 14..............................................LAST PAGE PHOTO.
  4. 4. Who says Castro is bad?
  5. 5. Huge Animal Jumps Right Fucking Out In Front Of Area Man MOORHEAD, MN--Moorhead resident Carl Perry damn near shit himself Monday, when a big-ass animal jumped right the fuck out in front of his Chevy pick-up. According to reports, the 41-year-old Perry was driving on Highway C to Ed's Tavern when the huge fucking thing jumped right the fuck out in front of him from out of nowhere. Though the animal, described by witnesses as a big-old son of a bitch with these weird-looking horns jumped clear of the vehicle before collision, the fuck was scared out of Perry. Courtesy of THE ONION
  6. 6. THE PAGE!! DICK NASTY
  7. 7. FROM THE EAT’N’PARK JOURNALS Eat’n’Park. I’ve now dehydrator on his resigned myself to fucking head, he’d staying away from this probably not even snort. place of lost souls and Immediately he was time. However, not too n i c k n a m e d , “ M r. long ago I found myself Corpse.” with only a dollar in Then there’s the silver, and nothing to do waitress. Bobby Jo is her but shit in hands. So i name. Almost enuff sed. decided to visit an E’n’P Big hair, big ass big here in PA. If there is one nails, big makeup to constant in all the entire cover her big zits. She’s universe, it IS all about big. That might Eat’n’Park. This, i am be why she’s so damn sure of. The service was slow. I’ve seen erosion dreadful, the food still faster than her service. terrible, and the cliental, Later on i got to oh you better believe it moonwalk with some was very very weird. other drunk, soulless There was a guy, oh customer. My what fun. about 50ish, slumped in Fuck me. The “weird” the corner booth - passed never stops at the Eat and out. You could have the Park. dropped a food
  8. 8. Area Teen’s Sister Looking Pretty Good To Friend Of Area Teen SAN MATEO, CA--San Mateo 17-year-old Evan Campos announced Monday that Jessica Roth, 14, the previously unnoticed sister of best friend Andrew Roth, had "really grown a lot" since he last saw her and was now "looking pretty good." "I used to see Jessica a lot when I went over to Andrew's house, and I was always like, whatever," Campos said. "But I hadn't seen her in awhile, since she was at music camp all summer, and she's really, you know, grown up a lot. I'd have to say she's definitely looking good." "Oh, man," Campos added, "I used to see her running around without a shirt when she was like seven. That is so freaky." Andrew Roth, who has been best friends with Campos since the two were in second grade, was "seriously weirded out" by the announcement. "Evan came by Sunday night to play some Tekken, and my sister was in her room in her pajamas, doing homework or something. Her door was open, and he was, like, totally checking her out," Roth said. "Then, like an hour later, when I went to take a piss break, he went over and tried to start up a conversation with her, asking her what she was studying and shit. I was like, 'Dude, what the fuck's up with you? That's my sister!'" Roth, who has declared his sister strictly off-limits to Campos, said he would not hesitate to beat the shit out of his best friend if he tried anything. Campos has assured Roth that he has no intentions of making a play for his sister, telling him, "Dude, relax." When asked for comment, Jessica Roth ran into her room giggling. Courtesy of THE ONION
  9. 9. BLAIR SHOWS US ONE OF THE MANY HAIRSTYLES TO EXPECT THIS FALL.
  10. 10. MORE LETTERS! “Yo got the latest issue of "the Door" one stamp works! Liked the Nazi whining love the shaft page keep it up peace love mood altering chemicals -Rob” Congrats Rob. You get another issue.
  11. 11. FREE KEVIN Who is Kevin Mitnick? Kevin Mitnick was arrested on computer hacking charges in February 1995. Still awaiting trial, he has been imprisoned over 3-1/2 years since his arrest, denied bail, and repeatedly denied the right to have his defense analyze the evidence the government holds against him. • Despite the lack of any allegations of physical harm or profit motives by Mitnick, he has not been granted bail. Individuals accused of crimes as serious as murder and rape are often granted bail, allowing them to remain free from incarceration prior to trial if they can provide reasonable assurance that they will appear for the trial. • Despite the concept of "innocent until proven guilty," his status in "pre-trial detention" forbids him access to privileges accorded to other inmates. He is forbidden visitors other than attorneys and blood-relatives. • Despite his need to prepare for his trial, his access to the law library is limited to five and one-half hours per week. This is absurd considering the estimated 200 million pages of documents to be produced by the government that must be examined prior to trial. What the Mitnick case means to you Mitnick's case should be of concern to all computer users. If the prosecution succeeds in their efforts, the Mitnick case could be used as a precedent to stifle therights of other accused hackers. Is this what the future holds for those accused of computer crimes? Almost undoubtedly. The area of computer law and computer crime is still in its infancy. The line between permissible and illegal computer usage is often unclear. Current wire-fraud and mail-fraud statutes encompass wide areas of common behavior. Similarly, computer crime statutes are broadly worded and criminalize behavior that many individuals may commit without ever realizing such actions are illegal. It is then within the discretion of federal prosecutors as to whether to seek an indictment and arrest. When the limits of permissible activity are so unclear, does it make sense to hold individuals who have merely been accused of such behavior without bail for years before trial? The federal government is apparently using the Mitnick case to instill fear in theminds of computer users and to discourage activities they consider to be "hacking." The government apparently wishes to encourage individuals who have merely been accused of hacking-related offenses to plead guilty, rather than face lengthy pre-trial detention without the benefit of bail. www.KevinMitnick.com
  12. 12. For ordering information, Please call us at 1-888-666- 8370 or fax your request to us at 909-468-5704, or visit the website at www.z64.com.
  13. 13. Mat Luschek 160 S. Fairmount St. Apt 8 Pittsburgh, PA 15206 WILLIE AAMES

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