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My Quest to be #1 ,[object Object]
One day, I will be known across the land as the Number 1 Douchebag!
Wont my mom be proud?
Look Mom! I got the first part down! Now the world must know!
When I moved to Boulder, I had no friends. So I took Micah’s #1 Douchebag Course.
Look at me now! My mom would be so proud! douchebag!
I too am a satisfied customer!
Even Micah’s dog is a Douchebag!
Let me tell you the three easy steps to becoming the #1 douchebag.
Step 1: Let the world know you want to be a douchebag
Blog about it. Use Twitter. Mostly, talk about it constantly.
How often? Very often. He did say all the time. Until you are sick of it.
Gawd! I love Micah’s Douchebag Course. Just dont tell my wife!
Step 2: Make Fun.
C’mon, thats just too easy. Make fun of someone else.
I know Micah hid the horse porn on this machine...
Step 3: Own it.
I saw that picture of my husband, Micah!
Truth Openness Personal Brand is about: Honesty
Yes, I did just use an image of Barack Obama. Put that in your pipe & smoke it.

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