Things that suck... and some that don't


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Pecha Kucha talk (20 slides, each slide presented for exactly 20 seconds) given while at CakeFest 2011, in Manchester. This talk only makes sense if you were there, or saw the video, and was prepared just 10 minutes before presenting.

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Things that suck... and some that don't

  1. 1. Things that suck! … And some that don't
  2. 2. Priorities <ul><li>Normal </li></ul><ul><li>High </li></ul><ul><li>Must Have </li></ul><ul><li>Critical </li></ul><ul><li>Urgent </li></ul><ul><li>Emergency </li></ul><ul><li>AGF </li></ul>WTF??
  3. 3. Managers <ul><li>Well, not all </li></ul>Client Sales Manager Client Requirements Manager IT Manager me, all sad and stuff Customer Relations manager HR manager Hi, I'm human!
  4. 4. XKCD
  5. 5. Coffee Delonghi Magnifica EAM 3500 AKA: my other wife
  6. 6. TROLLS <ul><li>OMG this doesnt work! </li></ul><ul><li>I need this pls help! </li></ul><ul><li>But this works in Zend/WhateverFW </li></ul><ul><li>Here's the ZIP of my app </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Yeah, and here's my foot in your ass! </li></ul></ul>
  7. 7. Politicians <ul><li>EVERYONE </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Obama </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Chavez </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Merkel </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>That italian guy that keeps getting laid </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Long bearded dictators </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Kirchner </li></ul></ul>
  8. 8. Seinfeld
  9. 9. Flying
  10. 10. Hangovers
  11. 11. British Pounds What's up With the super duper sizing?
  12. 12. You know this one...
  13. 13. FOSS EGO It's freaking code It's not a measuring contest which I'd win BTW
  14. 14. Symfony Just come out of the JAVA closset!
  15. 15. Movies & Series with IT stuff
  16. 16. Wine
  18. 18. Exercise
  19. 19. Knockouts
  20. 20. And I LOVE YOU GUYS! See how I can be sweet and all?