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Why not to invite stephen hawking to your


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Why not to invite stephen hawking to your

  1. 1. Why Not to Invite Stephen Hawking to Your Birthday Party.<br />
  2. 2. Bill?<br />Bill?<br />Yes, Ted?<br />Yes, Ted?<br />So… I was thinking about… like… not inviting Hawking…<br />I was thinking… about… like… not inviting Hawking…<br />
  3. 3. What!? But it’s Stephen Freakin’<br />Hawking!<br />I’m just worried he’ll be too much of a Debbie Downer…<br />
  4. 4. Why!? Because of the wheelchair!? That’s discrimination, man!!<br />Well, no… I mean—well, alright, you’re right. He can come.<br />
  5. 5. Gee… I’m so glad I was invited. Although, birthdays are just reminders that we’re all getting closer to death.—And there’s no Heaven… so that’s just going to suck.<br />
  6. 6. I bet you’re all having fun… drinking and eating and……….. dancing. I’ve just been busy working on my estimates of when the Sun is going to explode and kill us all. I also discovered that the Easter Bunny exists—it wasn’t through research though. I found out when I ran him over with my chair.<br />
  7. 7. Maybe this was a bad idea.<br />