<ul><li>Act extremely motivated (false motivation is better than no motivation) </li></ul><ul><li>Be very pleasant to your...
<ul><li>Solution: Create a situation where you cannot lose </li></ul><ul><ul><li>You tell the wife (or husband if he’s the...
<ul><li>Okay, first things first </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Get your best cooler out and put it in the back of the truck </li><...
 
<ul><li>First and foremost upon return: do not start drinking until after you’ve briefed the spouse </li></ul><ul><li>Expl...
<ul><li>Let’s get to work </li></ul><ul><ul><li>What you know: </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Beer is good when cold </li>...
<ul><li>Gas tank on the top side </li></ul>
 
<ul><li>Probably a 9/16 th  (14 mm) for my metric friends </li></ul>
 
 
<ul><li>The shaft is close to the end of it’s life </li></ul><ul><li>This shaft may soon need replacement, go to the manuf...
 
 
 
<ul><li>Place it on something narrow, if it balances good, if not grind on the side that is lower, rebalance, regrind, etc...
 
 
 
 
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How To Get Your Mower Ready For Summer

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How To Get Your Mower Ready For Summer

  1. 2. <ul><li>Act extremely motivated (false motivation is better than no motivation) </li></ul><ul><li>Be very pleasant to your spouse (temp.) </li></ul><ul><li>Plan your work (gonna need some beer) </li></ul><ul><li>Work your plan (follow the remaining slides “verbatim”) </li></ul><ul><li>Enjoy!  </li></ul>
  2. 3. <ul><li>Solution: Create a situation where you cannot lose </li></ul><ul><ul><li>You tell the wife (or husband if he’s the bitch) “hey, honey, I was going to mow the lawn and the mower isn’t cutting the way it’s supposed to. It looks all ragged. I think it may need a new blade but I could probably save some money by just sharpening it but I don’t have that tool. I’m gonna run and pick up a tool to save us some money, can I get you anything while I’m out pumpkin?” </li></ul></ul>
  3. 4. <ul><li>Okay, first things first </li></ul><ul><ul><li>Get your best cooler out and put it in the back of the truck </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Drive to the local brew shop, get the beer and ice loaded </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Head to your local Lowes (home depot or Sears if you prefer) </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><li>Get the kit on the next slide (only one with the particular tool you need in it) </li></ul></ul>
  4. 6. <ul><li>First and foremost upon return: do not start drinking until after you’ve briefed the spouse </li></ul><ul><li>Explain how buying the “kit” actually saved you hundreds of dollars because you got all the other tools almost free </li></ul><ul><li>Kiss her on the forehead and tell her she looks beautiful and you love her </li></ul><ul><li>Get out – move stealthily to the garage </li></ul>
  5. 7. <ul><li>Let’s get to work </li></ul><ul><ul><li>What you know: </li></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Beer is good when cold </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Beer is good when plentiful </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Beer….. Wait a minute, what were we here for? </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Oh yeah, sharpen the blade </li></ul></ul></ul><ul><ul><ul><li>Next slide </li></ul></ul></ul>
  6. 8. <ul><li>Gas tank on the top side </li></ul>
  7. 10. <ul><li>Probably a 9/16 th (14 mm) for my metric friends </li></ul>
  8. 13. <ul><li>The shaft is close to the end of it’s life </li></ul><ul><li>This shaft may soon need replacement, go to the manufacturers website and order it now. </li></ul>
  9. 17. <ul><li>Place it on something narrow, if it balances good, if not grind on the side that is lower, rebalance, regrind, etc. </li></ul><ul><li>Put the blade back on and tighten it securely (if weak get neighbor) </li></ul>

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