Modern software development anti patterns (OSCON 2012)
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A light-hearted walk through some of the anti-patterns we see today
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Modern software development anti patterns (OSCON 2012)
- 2. And “The Voice of Reason”
- 3. PRESENT Modern Software Development Anti-Patterns Reconciliation by Scot A Harvest
- 4. 1. Conference-Driven Delivery
- 5. Hecklers that suggest this talk resembles this anti-pattern...
- 7. Real pros hack code and write their slides minutes before their talks 7
- 8. The Voice of Reason PPPPPP
- 9. 2. Mortgage-Driven Development
- 10. In these tough economic times.. 10
- 11. The Voice of Reason Don't succumb to fear
- 12. 3. Distracted By Shiny
- 13. 3.a. CV++
- 14. Always use the latest tech, it'll put you ahead 14
- 15. The Voice of Reason Prototype and evaluate
- 16. 4. Design Driven Design
- 17. UML Code Generators are awesome 17
- 18. The Voice of Reason Design for what you need now
- 20. Use *all* of the GoF design patterns 20
- 21. The Voice of Reason The appropriate design pattern is your friend
- 22. 7. Tuning by Folklore
- 23. I performance tune by lighting black candles 23
- 24. The Voice of Reason Measure, don't guess.
- 25. 8. The Deity
- 26. All the code in one file.. easier to search 26
- 27. The Voice of Reason Discrete components are vital in today's distributed world
- 28. 9. Lean Startup Ninja
- 29. Compiles? == Ship it! 29
- 30. The Voice of Reason Continuous Delivery is a business enabler
- 32. I'll make it up as I go along 32
- 33. The Voice of Reason I'll prove Martijn wrong :-)
- 34. Thanks! Martijn - @karianna & Ben - @kittylyst
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- We have all of these tools and techniques, but are we any better?\n
- Note the lack of fluffy animals in this talk - that's right people this shit just got serious\n
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- Nothing to do with this talk whatsoever!\n\n
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- Proper preparation prevents piss poor performance\n
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- source code on a USB key, no documentation, don't communicate etc\n
- Don't be a Cave Troll\nDocumentation\nCoding is a social activity\n
- Always use the latest bleeding edge technologies!\nNo IDE support? Well you an just use vi like a real developer right?\nYou'll be on hacker news!\n
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- No IDE support? Well you an just use vi like a real developer right?\nYou'll be on hacker news!\n
- Carfey.com search for why developers keep make technology choices\nboredom, CV++, Peer Pressure, Lack of understanding, solving non-existing problems\n
- UML is king\nGenerate your code from UML\n
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- Gotta catch them all!\nMust use at least 5 of the GoF\n
- Gotta catch them all!\nDefaultAbstractFactoryFactoryBean\n
- Lifecycle: Design Pattern --> Framework --> Language Feature\n
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- Empirical evidence trumps intuition\n
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- Empirical evidence trumps intuition\n
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- Empirical evidence trumps intuition\n
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- Empirical evidence trumps intuition\n
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